Wacky Definition Word Game

barbe1958

(heheheeh)

Audible: able to hear weird sounds that no one else can

Vaporize get steam in your eyes (figured that one out as I typed)

Fertilize:

Loki007

(I'm so classy)

Fertilize: to flatulate in a slow, controlled manner while walking in a public place. Often, fertilization is accompanied by whistled showtunes.

eclectic:

barbe1958

HAHAHAHAHAHA I read that to my DH and now he is crediting himself with "doing" the lawn.

I got nothin', I'll continue the word

Eclectic:

pj12

Eclectic: sudden nervous jerk motion as if shocked by an appliance

aspiration:  

barbe1958

Aspiration: Taking a Tylenol without water

Perspire:

Loki007

Perspire: A flaming homage to your out of date Louis Vuitton collection. 

kinesthetic: 

pj12

kinesthetic:  anticipating that your sibling is about to pop you with a dish towel before he makes a move

anxiety: 

debisongbird

Anxiety: an extremely emotional, pious, society of ants.

Ignore

hmm

ignore: a type of ore that ignites

combust:

NativeMainer

combust:  an invitation to pop ballons, blown up paper bags or bubble wrap

orientation

pj12

orientation:  attracted to persons of the opposite sex from China or Japan

registration: 

pj12

OK... I'm going to get this moving again...

registration:  wishing you could cut Regis out of the Kelly and Regis morning show 

hospitable  

PenniJo

I would say celery is the opposite of carrot!

debisongbird

hospitable:  A table for ho's to spit on. (I know that's awful .)

relinquish:

pj12

relinquish: repeated attempts to pass diction test after being stopped for DWI before giving up license.

actuarial  

barbe1958

Actuarial: A person who acts like they know it all and probably does!

Where did that comment about a carrot come in from? Did I miss something?

Winsome:

pj12

winsome:  opposite of lose some

intramural:

And I would say broccoli is the opposite of chocolate layer cake  

barbe1958

Intramural: where the painting on the highschool cafeteria wall breaks for the door to the hallway

Opposite:

Fill me in! What am I missing?

pj12

opposite:  place where one sees the common American marsupial

marsupial:

I didn't understand the carrot-celery thing either.   Broccoli-cake just made more sense  

hmm

opposite: the area on a person that has been operated on.

mystery

( Barbe - my guess is it was just one of those wtf momments)

hmm

sorry everyone..........I was a few minutes too late

deborye

marsupial~a female martian storing her soup recipe in her pouch.

martian

debisongbird

Martian:  a politician who's "out of this world."

electric

kbugmom

electric: A trick that politicans do

Dictaphone

deborye

Dictaphone~Long distance SEX

opossum

Meece

Opossum:  the total when you add up opos

flannel

Anonymous

dictaphone...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA etc.

flannel: a warm fuzzy waterway in the everglades.

barbe1958

Dicatphone! HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEE

I guess Judie is still laughing, so I'll do the next word

Morphine: No drug is a finer pain med!

Aspirin:

HelenaJ

he he he dictaphone

Aspirin:  medication for patients on "nil by mouth"

Porous:

barbe1958

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA love it Helena!!! hehehehehhehe

Porous: taking "nil by mouth" in liquid form

Pancake: