Wacky Definition Word Game

paranormal -- just a couple of ordinary, everyday folks

doppelganger:

this is a long, convoluted one...

doppelganger:  what the rueful teenager says to himself as he looks at his new gang tattoo in the mirror.

composition: 

celestial:  southern ministers request for design of sanctuary ceiling (see less steeeel, y'all)

tapestry: 

classified: not sure which room you belong in on the first day of school

personnel  

Human:  The act of singing a tune without using words.  "He was human a purdy song."

Definition:

Wholesome:  What we "want" and what "we should accept" when there is chocolate cream pie on the table.

Thumbtack

Bigfoot:  Me

Petite:

wardrobe: what the nudist lack

frumpy

supporter --  waiter in a diner

eagle:

Bigger--what kids do to their Mom until she gives in and lets them have what they want

pendulum

Ok... here's my best stab at it since all seem stymied...

pendulum:   stranger who turns out to be really boring with whom one exchanges chatty letters 

inconsiderate 

terrarium:  A tabletop plant holding device that looks beautiful until the glass becomes fogged with mosture and algae and the plants rot despite the best intentions and efforts of the caregiver.

dinosaur

dinosaur: archaic tradition of serving fine meals while on flying commercial airlines

traditional