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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    What a gas Luv can be-------------no more beans and no more of Luv cooking, we will all chip in each night.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    besides LUV can make certain there are PLENTY of drinks to go around and time for her to be ...pretty!  ( ROTFLMAO )...LUV was looking for the remote.  Harley asked what for there is no TV!  LUV AGAIN was disappointed, SEX in the CITY was on and she wanted to compare notes!!!!  OMG!!!  Whats a martini w/ out Sex in the City ?!!!  Everyones eyes rolled at LUV...there she was w/ a Martini glass in her hand while everyone was roasting hot dogs.  LUV said, YOU focus on your weenies I'll focus on....

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  • Biker54
    Biker54 Member Posts: 1,310
    edited September 2008

    the Cosmo in Biker Jan's glass.  Shall we have Martinis or Cosmos today?  Biker Jan does not believe in going anywhere without a decent supply of cocktails.  She can make S'mores with one hand and mix a mean Martini with the other.  After everyone has grilled their weenies, LUV and Biker Jan pass out vodka Martinis with garlic olives, to the delight of all!  Why, even Spar had one and they all enjoyed a hearty laugh.  When suddenly, there was a rustling in the underbrush and they all saw......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    A huge rattlesnake, never fear Spar grew up eating rattlesnake for supper.  She got a big stick and hit it and held it down behind the head.  Spar was screaming for MissS to cut its head off with the knife while I am holding it down.  MissS was screaming wait until I get my helmet on. Spar said if it was going to bite you it wouldn't be on your head, forget the helmet and cut this snakes head off.  Julz ran over there with the hatchet and one whack and that head flew off and it was a good thing MissS did put her helmet on because it flew right onto her head.  Spar clean the snake and saved the snake skin to make a craft and we had snake for our supper that night.

    IMGP4180.jpg Timber Rattlesnake image by zugzug31

    Rattlesnake Skin 3 FullSierra005Bon Fire for Flirty

    We kept our fire going through the night this night just in case there were any other unwanted critters lurking about.  We all continued to try Bikers Cosmos and martinis until.........

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  • Biker54
    Biker54 Member Posts: 1,310
    edited September 2008

    we all fell asleep with bellies full of roasted rattlesnake and tasty Martinis.

    When we woke up the next morning, we decided it might be a good idea to start to hike out of the canyon.  But first, breakfast.  We decided to let LUV pass on her turn at cooking, since we had our fill of Martinis the night before and really didn't want more beans for breakfast.

    Julz cooked up a delicous concoction of leftover rattlesnake, eggs and salsa.  Actually, it tasted pretty good!  Everyone ate, packed up their gear and

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    started wading the creek out of canyon, taking pictures along the way,  it was a challenging hike with all of our health problem but we felt to RIGHT cause WE DID IT.  Now if we can get out and back to the bus.  The donkeys are pretty well empty, we could ride them.  MissS said I ain't gettin on one of them thangs without my helmet.

    Riding the donkeys up the mountain by lmcaldwell83.

    there we go. Wouldn't you know it Spar is the one that got the darn donkey that bucked her off, she then needed a cosmo to get back on that dang thang.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    When we got them donkeys back to the donkey house they charged Spar double the money cause they said she was 2 pounds over the weight limit.  Spar said you just show me the bathroom and I will come back 2 pounds lighter.  She ran to the outdoor toilet and sure enough they weighed her again and she was right on the money.  Shh, it was all those cosmos i drank on the way back and was holding them in. 

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited September 2008

    Now that the rattlesnake has been killed I will join you all.  I so wanted to come along last night with the martini's and cosmo's but that rattlesnake kept me from joining in.  Spar's you were a real woman to tackle that thing like you did!  Now I am all for having a good time so where are you girls headed next and can I join you?

    Amy

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Julz said " No Way Spar it was all that gas from the Beans!" LUV said "There must be Some back up with the Classical Gas!"  Harley said "Classical Gas? Juz just What in the world are you Talking about?????"

    Julz said, "THIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/263458470_6aec8d4b26.jpg?v=0

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    Climb aboard all, we are all headed to Colorado to go on the train ride, take a trip to the top of Pikes Peak and to finally beat the white water rapids where Spar nearly lost her life several years ago.  Spar was so excited to see lv2cmp climb on our bus.  We were all driving North and singing on the road again.  All very happy and excited about having new adventures and a new friend along.  Julz all I can say is hee haw hee haw, gas or cosmos or both i got the weight down.  Next time I will just blow it out like Luv does.  We could hold a match back there and have her light our camp fire for us.

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited September 2008

    Wow a train ride...I joined just in time.  I can't sing worth a flip but I will pretend like I can and join in on the song.  If everybody starts drinking nobody will notice that I can't sing.  Speaking of drinking,,who's driving this bus.......

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2008

    Chemosabi is a free spirit amd jumped right on that train.  Waved hello to Harley and brought some of the finiest wine to share with all.

    Nicki

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Before too long WE ALL were tooting our own Horns Again!

    MissS.....

    LUV said!!!!

      Spar Said...

    What ya gonna do about it?

    Harley chimed in.... 

    Before to long biker Jan Joined in..... 

    Then someone else joined in & we were not too sure we would be around after that one......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    ***Welcome back long time friend...my other Lv2!!! ****

    LUV never ate snake ...but she would try anything w/ salsa and as long as she wasn't cooking...more time for LUVSurprised

    We were all getting way to carried away...again.  LUV enjoyed Biker..that woman can make a pretty mean Martini!  LUV was shocked to hear JulZ got "approached" by a handsome passenger...something about the "little engine that could" hmmmmmm.....

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  • Biker54
    Biker54 Member Posts: 1,310
    edited September 2008

    We are all on the train singing traveling songs.  Shhh, LUV, they actually serve Martinis on this train.  The more we drink, the louder and better we sing.  Amy is leading us all in the first verse of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".  She's hoping they are Magic Hat beers!

    JulZ wouldn't tell anyone about the handsome stranger.  Maybe it's someone who wants her to join the "Mile High Club" as we climb past Denver.  Hopefully he is not put off by the gas that is still lingering from LUV's bean dinner.

    The train rounds the bend toward the reservation.  I think we are making an unscheduled stop.  Someone needs to get off to "pea".

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008

    Julz said Sorry to LUV & tried to explain that she was getting a Little Antzy lately with "The Waiting Game"! But Julz had a thought maybe she could do this & it might help.......

    Get rid of these......

     

    I don't know LUV what could his "Little Engine" Do....

    And why did he HAND SOME PASS EN HER !!!!!! LOL....

    ****** LUV, Test's coming up in a few weeks again, I'm getting loopy! LOL!******

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited September 2008

    ***Intermission permission...

    Hey girls... long time... no see!  So sorry... but I have been very busy... new software to deal w/, no more downloading fun pictures here from work, blah, blah, blah... like I said, I have been busy, well, may be not today...(hope U all enjoyed the funnies). LOL

    So, here I am, running around w/ the new wireless connection that I just set up through my PC, but I am actually typing away from my laptop... get it... LOL, and decide to test it and see what you crazy girls are up to.  By the way, the wireless network is working and even mom has wireless internet... LOL

    Little did I know that we have some new faces in this train to ???? 

    And better yet.... I just picked up my girl along w/ 2 friends from her soccer practice, and they were talking about the word LOOPY... that tomorrow at break-time, they are going to talk to everyone about how LOOPY they are... swear that was the first time I heard about that word and BAMMM!  julz4 has it going on here!... Hope all tests are just perfect.

    End of intermission, carry on!

    PS: I have missed you all.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    LUV said JulZ needs another drink...like Biker said we sing AND dance even better!  Besides JulZ has enough "frequent flyer miles" she deserves SOME kind of bone us! LOL...

    ***OMG...thats aweful!Embarassed***

    LUV started singing 99 martinis and passen gas around!  Poor girlZ they decided that climbing "out" board would be best until this "gas of a capsule" would come to a screeching halt.

    Funny images: Busy train

    A Wise woman once said... : She who gets the last Martini WINS!

    ****MORE TESTS ???!!! HERE IS PRAYING THEY ARE AWESOME RESULTS****

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008
    ****HEY MISS or MRS. NBN! ITS SO GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU...WE MISS YOU AND YOUR TWISTED HUMOR MY DEAR SISTA!!!****
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    (intermission, even though i talk with you daily i miss you on the story my twisted beloved wonderful sister)

    This happened as the train went around a bend and I'll be darn if it didn't hit Chemosabi and catch her on fire and make her fall off the train and roll on the grass to put herself out, guess she will have to hitchhike back to whereever she came from but hey we still got the fine wine so we all went back inside the train and had a few glasses of wine that settled our tummies right down.

    Tomorrow we are driving to the top of Pikes Peak, even though it may be warm on the ground it will probably be snowing at the top and some people can't breath so we may need O2 tanks and some people get altitude sickness so we may need something for nausea and vomiting, but oh we are going to see some beauty.

    Spar got the last Martini so I win LOL

    Spar also bought a can of lysol oder eater upper just in case.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    Surprisedomy.....

    LUV said Spar can certainly have the last Martini...no problemo!!!Foot in mouthWhats mine is YOURS!  Nobody wants to upset Spar .....ever! LOL

    LUV was so pumped that we were headed to Pikes Peak...its been years since she has been there...and since LUV is from Colorado she can show the girlZ around!Smile

    As a child, LUV lived in Colorado Springs....beau-ti-ful!

    http://coloradoblogging.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pikes-peak-colorado-springs.jpg

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited September 2008

    And that is where LUV learned how to color w/ crayons... COLORado!  She was having a trip to memory land... right through her beautiful eyes we could see...

    (PS: Spar... no freaking snakes for me too!!!!!  I hate snakes, little snakes, big snakes, skinny snakes, fat snakes... I hate them!)

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  • Biker54
    Biker54 Member Posts: 1,310
    edited September 2008

    We are getting close to the top

    Spar wanted to climb, but Biker wanted to take the train to the top, because, well, Biker is lazy.  And besides, they were serving Martinis on the train, so Biker and LUV could party for a bit longer.

    Amy saw some mountain goats that she wanted to catch.  She thought they would do well with her goats at home.  She tried to lure them with beer, but they were having none of it.  Go figure!  We all thought that goats would eat anything, but apparently not.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    LUV was blaming the "high altitude" in leau of her buzz...

    Spar said the goats only eat...

    http://www.midaswelby.com/Head_and_Boulders/FunnyBunches01.jpg

     Lv2 luves to spoil her goats...

    A herd of 60 goats romped through ...Poor Goat. at 7:50 AMGoat - Hungry no more!

    Spar was enjoying her fav....chocolate bananas!

    ... a chocolate banana martini, ...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    DCFC0030.jpg top of pikes peak image by sideshow_symphonies

    Wow what beauty all around.  Makes us feel very small and since we are large we may stay here awhile.  I like the small feeling.

    ontopoftheworld.jpg on top of the world - Pikes Peak image by slinke858

    feels like we are on top of the world

    100_0189.jpg The COG that takes you to the top of Pikes Peak! image by termaltam

    Spar did so agree to take the train back down, she needed those drinks bad.

    sugar donut

    inside the building at the top they serve these donuts that are a little different because of the altitude and Luv smiled and said I am a little different because of the attitude. Julz kicked her and said oh you think you are so smart.  Luv said well, at least I am not the one that stuck the match behind that cows butt and started a fire.  MissS in her helmet incase she falls off on the mountain started twittering.  Julz said hey, whats so funndy.  MissS whispered it was Spar that held that match out.  Luv said of course I knew that, the martinis make me a little ditzy sometimes.  We all climbed back on the train, ordered a drink, and talked and laughed down the mountain trying to decide..............

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited September 2008

    what our next venture would be.  I've heard stories that biker Jan likes to drink so we know it has to include drinking.  It needs to be an open space because a few of uhhh the women have a little gas problem.  MissS refuses to take off her helmet so we have to keep that in mind also.  I'm certain it was the altitude effecting us and not the drinks so let me step over this way and mix some.........

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited September 2008
    What else we could be do in this Wuvwee Wand Were Win! Luv nudged Spar & said to MissS that maybe Julz should Barrow one of your helmets, she's as High as a kite! Spar don't let her have anymore martini's.  As they made it to the bottom of the Peak & got off the train, MissS said "maybe we should stop for a quick bit to eat"! Spar looked sharply at MissS at the same time Julz pointed out Wook,Wook! I wanna go to Wosh & Wohns!  ....... The girlz were so Puzzled until....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited September 2008

    they realized Julz couldn't even talk right, We all went into Josh and Johns and had some cake and ice cream, who said it is wrong to have dessert first, we can have lunch later. We were all talking about what we wanted to do next and Spar said I think we ought to let biker jan choose since we have all chosen places before.  Biker Jan said she needed a cosmo to think about it so we found a bar and grill

    The Pour House Bar and grillCosmo

    and got her a drink and now we are witing to see where we will go next.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

     LUV said, she wanted to go to Beaver Creek ...its the "New Vail" and its simply awesome!.....

    A couple Thanksgivings ago they stayed in a beautiful condo that over looked the

    http://canthonygallery.homestead.com/home_page/Park-BeaverCreekNightHolidays-Oil-30x40-700p.jpg

    ice rink in the middle of all the shops!  ( We had a blast! ) and we warmed up by the outdoor fire pits w/ hot cocoa!

    http://www.concierge.com/images/cnt/lists/goldlist/usa/colorado/beavercreek/parkhyattbeavercreek/beavercreek_hotel_001p.jpg

    LUV is now "homesick"...Cry,,,it was a time no BC was in her life...and she had "no worries"

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited September 2008

    Here is an actuall photo of the condo my brother stayed at....I am searching for ours!

    http://www.coloradosuzuki.org/lodging/images/Charter.2008.interior.jpg

    "The Charter"...

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