How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

LUVmy2girlZ

LOL !...LUV was just 'dreamin'...how were the girls going to tell LUV that she isn't carrying a child ...she is just carrying another 20 lbs!  How could he scale the walls from LUV!???  To add to her dissapointment magazines hit the shelves the next morning...

spar2

Spar said poor Luv, Luv said what do ya mean poor Luv, get me a beer and lets get to six flags, I want a candy apple, funnel cake, some of that corn on the cob and a corn dog, kettle corn and fresh hot pork rinds.  Lets go.

Oh yea, thats what I'm talking about

We were having a blast but Luv was getting a little sick at her tummy.

LUVmy2girlZ

Perhaps it was MORNING SICKNESS!  Spar rolled her eyes...and said LUV just wouldn't let it go...but speaking of "letting go"....LUV's "water broke"....

spar2

ROFLMAO

Julz, said come on Luv you just plain ole peed in your pants and we are going back to the hotel and get you a depends.  So we were done with six flags over texas for this day.  We can eat at the hotel which is wonderful and then tomorrow is the wax museum and billy bobs dance hall in fort worth, texas.  Lets hope we can keep NBN and Luv under control. Hope Luv don't fall in love with some worthless cowboy at billy bob's

No, can't even think about it.

julz4

Julz face turned bright red thinking about hanging her hat at Billy Bob's tomorrow night! Spar just smiled knowing Julz was gonna be red in the face all night if thinking about such hat hangers made her look that red! LUV said, "Oh yea it's gonna be very interesting indeedee".  NBN said, we better get her a drink before she leaves for Billy's or we might have a big problem on our hands...."

spar2

Look forward to it breast friends it's gonna be fun

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV had flash backs w/ Springfield...couln't wait to hear "Jessies Girl" the best of the 80's!

Rick says, if you bring it I wear it so of course us breast friends brought a cowboy hat and a pink boa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adaYUM5wl7c

Start talkin cute!!!!!!!! LOL

spar2

Luv wanted to skip the wax museum and go straight to billy bobs but spar told her it doesn't even open until 8pm. so here we go

Julz was saying I'm board, on my what if I had taken them to a real museum.  OK Here is

Ripley's is interesting

spar2

Luv said get me outta here, Spar said I am kind of liking it.  Julz was saying maybe I can sing a song at billy bob's  OK guys we are out of here. We are going to eat some bbq ribs, french fries and cole slaw and beer then we are headed to the great billy bobs

LUVmy2girlZ

and look at the most recent ones unveiled....

LUV said this should have been her......

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spar2

NONONONONONO, it is too much

On to eat.

Oh yum, after this we will burn off the excise calories by line dancing.

spar2

Can you tell we are having a ball!

We all are getting the beat

We had so much fun line dancing we decided we might even buy us some cowboy boots and take lessons.

Anonymous

LUVmy2girlZ

oh....MissS!!  I see some of us have rubbed off on you! LOL LOL...but it IS for a good cause "saving a horse" that is! LOL...

After that much needed meal "yeah riiight" we all decided to go see a comedy show....

***Welcome back MissS!****

julz4

But first Julz said "Please just one more Dance, to work off that meal! Pretty please!

" Spar said "How can we refuse her soooo syrupy, PLEASE!" MissS & LUV said,

"O.K. but you better make it good"! At that Julz turned around & headed straight for the DJ,

swinging that sassy little tail (LOL) of hers! Because somehow the Girlz knew she

would have her way with the DJ......

Julz came back to the Girlz after a LITTLE CHAT with the DJ & said

"Here we go my numbers up next & It's gonna be BIG & RICH!" WOOO EEEE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGrQj8mJrtg

****Enjoy my Laugh Sistas****

spar2

LOL, save a horse my a$$, ya'll just wanna ride a cowboy.  We watch Julyz do her big number and then Spar rounded everyone up got them in the bus.  No one could even sit up straight, good thing Spar kept her intake to a minimum.

Wouldn't you know it half way to the hotel we heard a siren behind us and oh no we are getting pulled over.  He told us this is what he does to drunk drivers.  Spar tried to explain she wasn't drunk, she only had drunk friends and she was taking them home right now.  Its a good thing I am the only taking the breath test and walking the line.

Anonymous

Wow, that was a close call. As Spar pulled away we all cracked up laughing. Unfortunately, Spar wasn't thinking it was that funny. "I need to get you all back to the hotel and in your rooms before something else happens!"

Just then luv let out a scream that scared all of us. We looked at her and then followed her gaze to......

spar2

an elephant, giraffe, lions, and monkeys were all coming down the street, then we realized it was a bunch of costume party people singing and dancing down the street but with all Luv had to drink she thought they were real. And back at the hotel...........

LUVmy2girlZ

spotted JulZ's DJ passed out on the hotel floor....a perfect opportunity...LUV grabbed her sharpie

spar2

We just can't take Luv out in public anymore without her pulling something.  It was a permanant sharpie.  We need to get out of here before he gets up from his drunken sleep.  It will take monhs to get that stuff off of him and we don't ever want him to find out who did it.  We all went back to our room to get a good sleep because tomorrow we were heading for............

spar2

Here we are, we drove to galvaston and are doing the undersea walk.  What a blast, we have seen so many fish, turtle, all kinds of things.

Here are some ugly fish, we want some beauty.

spar2

We actually met a real mermaid.

spar2

Julz tried to ask her how she went hum.....potty, she just smiled at us and swam off.  When we got back on the boat that took us out we all sat around and had some cheeses, crackers, grapes, and fine wine.  We were talking about what we would do when we got back to the bus and where we would have dinner tonight.  Spar whispers to Julz I hope we can keep Luv out of trouble.  Julz just smiled and said I am going to help her get into trouble and you too.  Its time to let loose.  Spar said but we let loose all the time. NBN said I vote trouble.........

spar2

Groove is Galveston's funkiest, edgiest new dance club, and is located on famed Postoffice Street in historic downtown Galveston.

Groove features two full-service bars, a state-of-the-art sound and lighting system, oh-so-cool go-go dancers, and comfortable seating throughout.

When you're looking for the ultimate Island destination, groove on over to Groove, featuring a big city club sound and some of the best fun you'll find on the Island.  This is where we will be drinking our dinner and dancing and partying tonight.

julz4

After a nice nap at the Hotel. The girls were waiting very impatiently for Julz to come down from the room. When she came out of the room all anyone could do was stare at her!  She was more than ready for the club scene tonight! 

Luv wanted to know what she was gonna do with those shoes of hers? Spar was sputtering. NBN said I knew she had it in her. But what kind of trouble she was she gonna get into with that outfit.......

spar2

Spar sputtered I am SO NOT going anywhere with Julz dressed like that I mean, look at the rest of us t-shirts and blue jeans.  I don't think so.  NBN said oh Spar just leave it be, Julz is a big girl now.  Well, spar was not happy but off we went.  Duh Julz was the only one getting asked to dance so we all just drank.  Julz came sit at the table with us and said gosh I am so thirsty, get me a margarita, we told her ahhhhh so sorry but you are the designated driver.  Julz said but we don't need a driver, we are staying here in this hotel. Harley said oh gosh we forgot that didn't we girls.  MissS ordered her a margarita and NBN poured at least a tablespoon of salt in it and we wanted to see her face squinch up, she didn't even notice, swallowed it down and was back on that dance floor in 10 seconds.  We were trying to make up our minds to just leave her there and go somewhere else or..........

LUVmy2girlZ

***Thanks for the b-day card Spar! Your a sweetie!***

drink our margaritas and read our napkins meant for us....

NBN's read.....

 

Miss S....

LUVs.....

Harleys...

Spar's read....

The way JulZ was dressed...

Candie...

michie....

We all had good laughs that our napkins told our "fortune" and grew hysterical watching JulZ dance on her stilZ !

spar2

We watched Julz a while longer and each took her napkin home for a keepsake. Julz could sure shake her bootie in those shoes but she sure walks funny in them.  Everyone was getting tired so we all stumbled up to our suites and crashed.  We decided to get some sleep and have a big breakfast in the morning and then decide where we wanted to go next.

julz4

******O.K. LUV You would think I have Chemo Brain. When was the big day! I'm just a night work Brain! Uhhggg! I seem to miss all the fun stuff!******

The next day the Girlz had to pry Julz awake & out of bed! Which didn't work cause of all the cramps in her legs from those killer shoes! I guess thats why they call them killer shoes! LOL!

So instead they surprised her with breakfast in bed something nice & Cheery.....

But it wasn't What they served! That got her awake it was Who served it that got her aWAKE.......

spar2

this is the angle that served julz her wonderful breakfast after her racey night.  Julz said oh my can you butter my toast for me, how about some whip cream for my fruit.  How about all you friends go ahead and go have breakfast at Denny's.  We started cracking up laughing because we were NOT going to leave this poor guy whom we paid to serve breakfast to be subjected to being treated like just an ordinary sex object.  He smiled and said Oh, I don't mind so we left Julz to it and went to Denny's.  When we got back she had a smile like you wouldn't believe.  Spar held up her hand and said don't even think about telling me what happened.  Luv ran over there and sit on the edge of the bed saying give me all the juicy details. Candie, Harley,Luv, Spar, NBN, and MissS all sit on the bed and listened intently as Julz.............