How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

My kids are 1/2 Indian and that is part of my son's job for homeland security is to travel the united states to indian reservation and try to make them drug free and give presentations, the other 1/2 of his job is in washinton dc for indian affairs.  Just a little tidbit of my life.

After we visit the Indians and try some of their fry bread and other foods, we made several friends. They were very nice people.  We headed out the next morning for Carlsbad Caverns

We checked out the mouth of the cave and was told thousands of bats will fly out at sunset.  Julz said that is kind of scary, Luv said what is even scarier is they are all in the cave when we go through it tomorrow.  MissS said well, with my helmet at least they won't poop in my hair.  Spar reminded everyone that it is cold underground to wear something warm, Julz said darn I wanted to wear my sheer devil outfit.  Spar said oh no, we made it to one town without trouble and now I just know something is going to happen.

Luv always wanted every states margarita, well you will have to wait we are only 1/2 way down and there is nothing to drink.  We were told to be real still and turned off all of the lights.  At first it was the most silent quiet every heard then we could hear squeaks and something flying around and of course Luv starting screaming and grabbing people.  Whan the lights came on she was hanging on another womans husband and the woman was none too happy.  So Spar and Julz each got an arm and lead Luv on down the path.  When we got to the bottom we went up to order our box lunch and Luv told the counter person and I want a miller light with mine, the look on his face was priceless.  Spar said just give her a bottle of water and Julz was trying to be on her best behavior and whispered to Luv they only have soft drinks here.  We decided to ride up in the elevator, back up to the top  MissS took off her helmet and I'll be darn it was covered in bat poop.  We all ran to the bus to check our hair and surprise surprise we were all clean.  I guess they just liked the reflection of the helmet.  MissS was not too happy, she threw that one away and told us you guys get me in all these predicaments and you owe me a new helmet.  Julz told her we would take her out and buy her a new one at the next town.  We got on the bus and headed...............

We could always purchase one of those motorcycles with the side car, that would save us some gas when we get back to the usa.

Spar loves cancun, she also knew it was the 150 different kinds of martinis that got Luv to make those reservation, and here she is pretending it was culture.  HAHA, we got your number girl. I knew Luv would get the margarita shoes to I want the cute fluffy ones.  I bet knowing Julz she will choose the monkey ones, like they say monkey see monkey do.  That can be her new line with the men she meets after her 150 martinis. Harley wanted to go snorkeling, so we all agreed to go snorkeling and then float the lazy river.

We had a good time, now after we eat and have our 150 different martinis, if we can still walk we want to sit out on the patio and meet new people and enjoy the sunset and each other.

We collected MissS and put Chemosabi on her motorbike and sent her back to the reservation.  We loaded up in our bus and started to continue on our way but first Spar had to clean all the vacation stuff off her windshield.  Then we headed to Utah after the cancun trip we decided we wanted some pits and valleys, mountains and hills,  We were going to head to zion park.

We may do a river trip or wading hiking trip here

Chemosabi was holding on to the back of the bus but when Spar went a little too fast around a corner she fell off taking her chocolate and water with her.  She was left standing in the dust with her hands on her hips.

Here we are on our way hiking and amazed at all the beauty surrounding us.

Luv asked who was going to do the cooking on this camping, hiking trip.  Spar said we are all going to take turns.  Luv said well when its my turn all we are having is Martinis.  Harley said I don't think so and I will help on your turn. Julz said she would take the first cooking night and she went all out we had fried fish we had caught that day, with corn and potatoes.  It was YUM!  MissS fixed us some wonderful breakfast burritos for breakfast with our campfire coffee.  When it was Luv's turn, darn her, she opened up a can of ranch style beans and martinis  After enough martinis the beans weren't all that bad though.  We were all taking pictures and having such a good time when...........