Riddle Me
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A: Kermit the Frog with a case of the hiccups!
Q: What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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A: the word "short"
Q: You walk across a bridge and you see a boat full of people yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
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A: All of the people on the boat are married!
Q: A man walked all day long but only moved 2 feet. How is this possible?
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Because he was walking on his own two feet!
What goes all around the world but stays in one corner? eh?
Have to pay bills I'll be back
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That's right, he only has two feet!
A: a postage stamp.
Q: Scientists have proven that one side of a cat has more hair. Which side is it?
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Thinking. Have to take a Continuing education credit. BRB
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Wait. The front because it has whiskers and ear hair and the rest is fur?
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my last one is a groaner -- it's the OUTSIDE of a cat that has the more hair
yours reminds me of icicles.
Q: How many apples can you fit into an empty box?
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OMG the outside, Hahahha
You Can't fit any, because then it wouldn't be empty! I still am really bad at this and icicles is right!
What has two types of animals in it's name and the first likes to eat the second? I made this up!
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You are right about the apples! Put in one and the box isn't empty anymore.
I can think of one - the ratsnake. Except then it's the second animal that eats the first. What did you have in mind? The catbird?
Q: What are four things that have an 'eye' but cannot see?
(see you tomorrow morning.. Tuesday is date night- no TV, no computer)
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A: a needle, a potato, a hurricane, and the alphabet.
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
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A Cold!
Mine was a catfish (I know, dumb)
What walks all day on it's head?
(I changed my avatar, the old one was a dog I loved)
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Cute avatar, Bedo.? Is that your cat wearing a jumper?
A: A nail in a horseshoe
Q: It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
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Right!
Cats need sweaters too! At least in my little cabin It's cold I'm making soup That is a really tough one I'm thinking, and if anyone can help me, please do?
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catfish LOL!
A: The moon
Q: What type of house weighs the least?
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Jen He just looks like mine!
answer: a lighthouse
This morning my daughter sent me this text
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
What did she mean?
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Bedo : I will have to knit one for my cat, but maybe I should wait for winter.
It's so hot here!! phew!!
The text your daughter sent you means "missing you".... that's nice!
Q: Why do people love cats?
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Because they are purrfect.
The more you take forward................the more you leave behind...................what is it.
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Time?
I have no feather, nor flesh, nor scales, nor bones. But I have fingers and thumbs of my own. What am I?
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A: gloves - good one!
ducky, was yours footsteps?
Q: What are unhappy cranberries called?
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A: blueberries
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
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A: Lots of drumsticks!
Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
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To hide it?
What did the space turkey say?
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hi bedo - it's to hatchet (hatch it)
IDK yours but have a good day!
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The space turkey said "Hubble Hubble Hubble"
What are sad cranberries called?
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hahaha/groan!
A: blueberries
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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A: Pilgrims! :-)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
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A: It was the chicken's day off. :-)
Here are two Thanksgiving riddles:
Q: Why do turkeys gobble, gobble?
Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
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A: because they have no table manners
A: the letter "g"
Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
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A: the letter D
Q: What stands in a bed then lies in a bed, is first white then red?
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