Riddle Me
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A: the ground!
Q: What has a bottom at its top?
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A: A leg
Q: What table has no legs?
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A: the multiplication table :-)
Q: What's bigger than you, but doesn't weigh anything?
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A: Your Shadow
Hey, Badger thanks for playing!
Q:
I've been drawn by the artists these days, and of old:
Yet I'm seen only when all around me is cold.
For most of the time you just live and ignore me:
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.
You might say, in surprise, I've been taken away.
But it's true I've been with you, at least 'til today.
When I leave you, you leave too!
Who am I?
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A: your breath
Hey Jen, you bet, this is fun!
Q: Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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A: Incorrectly or wrong
Q: Why did Ned Kelly rob only the rich?
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A: because they're the ones with money?
I base this off an answer a famous bank robber gave about why he robbed banks: that's where the money is.
Q: When is a door not a door?
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A: When it's ajar.
Q: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
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A: Corn
Q: Why is belly button fluff always grey?
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LOL - I'm stumped!
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So is everyone else! LOL
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LOL!
Q: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
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Good one! What a stupid name for a horse! Friday.
Q: How do you know when a teenager is lying?
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A: IDK for sure but will guess (like a politician), it's when his/her lips are moving?
Q: What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
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A: an umbrella
Q: What goes up but never goes down?
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A: your age
Q: What building has the most stories?
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The library!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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A: a river
Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
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Edam! (Made)
Good one!
Why did the chicken cross the road (and it wasn't to get to the other side
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A: To prove that he's no chicken.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
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A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
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To prove to the possum that it could be done?.
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A: She wanted to stretch her legs. (haha groan)
Q: Why did the cake like to play baseball?
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Because it was a cakewalk for her?
Why did the nickle jump off the Empire State Building and the dime didn't?
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(the cake liked to play baseball because it was a good batter
)A: because the dime had more cents. (sense)
Q: How much is a skunk worth?
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A: I've never experienced the company of a skunk, but I'd imagine that it would be worth a lot to stay away from one.
Q: What's smaller than an ant's mouth?
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(LOL it's another groaner - a skunk is worth one cent (scent))
A: whatever the ant is eating (?)
Q: It regulates our daily movements, but it feels no interest in our lives. It directs us when to come and go, but does not care if we pay attention. What is it?
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I'm not going there lol. I'm saying the brain
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A watch?
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yep, a watch or a clock
Q: What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
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