Riddle Me

bedo

A match?

For Halloween;

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

badger

(LOL bedo, that, or holes)

A: because he had no guts! 

Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?

pj12

Because they have no organs.



But I don't have another riddle!

badger

Q: How do you make a witch scratch?

badger

A: take away the w...

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

jen_b

A: sand-witch  

Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch? 

bedo

A broomcycle?  lol I'm bad at this. Badger I didn't even think of that one, I thought it was because there was a dog on the other side of the road.  Dog/bones  

Why was there no food left after the Monster's ball?

badger

good one bedo, I didn't think of dog/bones!

IDK your riddle but here's a joke for you (hope no one takes offense):

How did the priest make holy water?  He took tap water and boiled the Hell out of it.

I'm heading to Minneapolis for a three-day weekend so see you later ladies.

bedo

Ha!  You're funny. Have fun on your vacation Badger!

The reason there was no food left was because they were all a -goblin

I can't think of anymore!  Someone please help?   

Diagnosis: 6/17/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 1, 0/2 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

jen_b

Ha Ha you guys are so funny! You certainly brighten my day.

I loved your joke, Badger! 

Have a great break, Badger. 

Q: What is a Mummie's favourite type of music?

bedo

Hi Jen!

Soul music or Spiritual music

What did Tweety Bird say when he when trick or treating?

Now I really have to get something done! 

jen_b

Great answers! ...or rap music.

A: I'm not sure, but Tweety usually says I twat I taw a puddy tat!

That's a tough one!

bedo

Twick or Tweet!  (groan)

You were so close

I am a big round man.  I just sit here all day.  I'm not afraid of the North wind, but I am afraid of the sun.  What am I? 

badger

A: a snow man?

Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

bedo

Yes!  a snowman.

A worm?  Or do they have 2 heads or something.

Who is the worst cat in the whole world?

bedo

My cat!  (just kidding)

What do a tree and an elephant have in common?

badger

A: they both have a trunk

(bedo I'm glad you gave the answer, I was thinking hmmmm... catastrophe?  Mine with a head and a tail was a penny.)

Q: The more you have of it, the less you see.  What is it?

jen_b

A: Darkness

Q: I am always hungry,

     I must always be fed,

     The finger I touch,

      Will soon turn red. 

      What am I ? 

badger

A: fire

Q: I go in dry and come out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get. What am I?

Suzanne3131

a teabag? 

Q:  What do you call the cat that lives at the beach?

badger

A: sandy claws!

Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

bedo

Too many Cheetahs!

Been studying, glad to be back.

What bites with no teeth?  Hint.  It's freezing and sleeting here! Have a fire going but haven't turned the heat on yet. Yes, I'm stubborn about bills.

PS Badger, catastrophe, you're smarter than I am!

badger

A: frost

Q: What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

bedo

Fashion?

wait a minute!  wait a minute!   "N"s are in the first ones!

Ooooo so cold in this little cabin, I can't think  You were right about the frost.  Wait until my coffee, and I'm warmer in the morning.  By that time I think that others will have answered. 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

badger

A: frosted flakes 

Q: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

bedo

Was it a Greenhouse with a white birdhouse inside and inside that there was a bird with a red uterus filled with babies?  I know, I am really bad at this. I'm still thinking, I will get this.

You are super smart with the frosted flakes!

What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?

badger

A: Lost!  Really lost!  (Penguins live in Antarctica)

(my last one was a watermelon- green skin, white rind, red fruit, and all those seeds)

Q: What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

bedo

Charcoal I got it!  (Have a fire going now but with wood)

What goes into the water red and comes out black?  (You'll never get this Ha Ha )

 I resorted to buying fleece pajamas in large with feet and zipper and Eeyore's picture because it's so cold. (The kind 2 year olds wear)  That's a hint, kind of.

badger

A: I'm going to say a red-hot poker.

Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?

jen_b

A: Teapot......... I love green tea!

Q: What is green and jumps a metre every 5 seconds?