Riddle Me
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A match?
For Halloween;
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
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(LOL bedo, that, or holes)
A: because he had no guts!
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
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Because they have no organs.

But I don't have another riddle! -
Q: How do you make a witch scratch?
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A: take away the w...
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
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A: sand-witch
Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
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A broomcycle? lol I'm bad at this. Badger I didn't even think of that one, I thought it was because there was a dog on the other side of the road. Dog/bones
Why was there no food left after the Monster's ball?
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good one bedo, I didn't think of dog/bones!
IDK your riddle but here's a joke for you (hope no one takes offense):
How did the priest make holy water? He took tap water and boiled the Hell out of it.
I'm heading to Minneapolis for a three-day weekend so see you later ladies.
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Ha! You're funny. Have fun on your vacation Badger!
The reason there was no food left was because they were all a -goblin
I can't think of anymore! Someone please help?
Diagnosis: 6/17/2011, IDC, 1cm, Stage I, Grade 1, 0/2 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- -
Ha Ha you guys are so funny! You certainly brighten my day.
I loved your joke, Badger!
Have a great break, Badger.
Q: What is a Mummie's favourite type of music?
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Hi Jen!
Soul music or Spiritual music
What did Tweety Bird say when he when trick or treating?
Now I really have to get something done!

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Great answers! ...or rap music.
A: I'm not sure, but Tweety usually says I twat I taw a puddy tat!
That's a tough one!
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Twick or Tweet! (groan)
You were so close
I am a big round man. I just sit here all day. I'm not afraid of the North wind, but I am afraid of the sun. What am I?
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A: a snow man?
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
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Yes! a snowman.
A worm? Or do they have 2 heads or something.
Who is the worst cat in the whole world?
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My cat! (just kidding)
What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
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A: they both have a trunk
(bedo I'm glad you gave the answer, I was thinking hmmmm... catastrophe? Mine with a head and a tail was a penny.)
Q: The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
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A: Darkness
Q: I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I touch,
Will soon turn red.
What am I ?
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A: fire
Q: I go in dry and come out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get. What am I?
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a teabag?
Q: What do you call the cat that lives at the beach?
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A: sandy claws!
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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Too many Cheetahs!
Been studying, glad to be back.
What bites with no teeth? Hint. It's freezing and sleeting here! Have a fire going but haven't turned the heat on yet. Yes, I'm stubborn about bills.
PS Badger, catastrophe, you're smarter than I am!
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A: frost
Q: What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
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Fashion?
wait a minute! wait a minute! "N"s are in the first ones!
Ooooo so cold in this little cabin, I can't think You were right about the frost. Wait until my coffee, and I'm warmer in the morning. By that time I think that others will have answered.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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A: frosted flakes

Q: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
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Was it a Greenhouse with a white birdhouse inside and inside that there was a bird with a red uterus filled with babies? I know, I am really bad at this. I'm still thinking, I will get this.
You are super smart with the frosted flakes!
What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?
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A: Lost! Really lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica)
(my last one was a watermelon- green skin, white rind, red fruit, and all those seeds)
Q: What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
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Charcoal I got it! (Have a fire going now but with wood)
What goes into the water red and comes out black? (You'll never get this Ha Ha )
I resorted to buying fleece pajamas in large with feet and zipper and Eeyore's picture because it's so cold. (The kind 2 year olds wear) That's a hint, kind of.
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A: I'm going to say a red-hot poker.
Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
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A: Teapot......... I love green tea!
Q: What is green and jumps a metre every 5 seconds?
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