OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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LOL!! Love to hear about the resting garlic.
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Do you need to give it a pillow while it rests?
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I just think of all the times I ate garlic, and it could have been curing me, but I didn't let it rest. Ah, the waste!
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A lulaby perhaps?
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I have mine resting on a bed of angel hair pasta. I'm hoping the angel helps with the cure.
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A pillow, LOL! How about a blanket? We want to maximise it's rest time!
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That's it! I am going to put a music box in my kitchen. I love kitchen gadgets!
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fuzzylemon, just wanted to say, i love your pic!! you look great!!
makraz, that's exactly how i like my garlic to rest too!!!
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Girl Friday- no, his name is MacFry and he is our resident pachyderm. Here he is in Mexico on break from looking for CC Guy:
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Elvis just spotted ducking out back door of Vegas hotel with cure guy.
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Perhaps some garlic is just uptight and needs ativan or ambien to rest properly.
Once when I was helping at a table for Gilda's Club at a health fair, a lady walked up and saw the sign and said, "Cancer?! I don't want none of that!" and then practically ran away before the cancer could catch her. I replied, "Sorry. No free samples today."
Seriously! Did she think it would jump out of my body into hers? There are not enough signs!
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Here you go! Feel free to pass them out to anyone who is stupid this weekend!
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Those are great shirts!
Now if we can only find the cure guy...
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I'm still here..checking in to see the newest developments. Had chemo today so going to go have a rest with my garlic....
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Emily rest well. I need quite a few of those t shirts. I'm sticking with my evening merlot as my cure and my grandson. Oh and I am allowing my garlic to rest over the weekend.
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Resting Garlic
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catbill - looks pretty darn suspicious to me. Maybe it's a Trojan Horse and all of the asparagus cure people hide inside of it at night.
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veggy - Love it! Truly made me laugh out loud!
Resting garlic - hahahahaha!
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Just a FYI - keep your hands off your own or someone else's privates after handling peppers - found that one out the hard way. YOWSA! My garlic is resting just fine right now - it's tired from dancing all last night.
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So that is the problem, I knew something was wrong. I didn't let my garlic rest
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I tucked my garlic in early last night, so it could get a good nights sleep. I placed its head next to the asparagus. They like to cuddle.
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catbill: That's awesome...I've been there and I don't remember the giant! Oh how I miss the mid-west and the ridiculous town sculptures!
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HeidiToo: I love MacFry! I'm sure he's an excellent sleuth! Pachyderms have excellent memories, and in MacFry's case, excellent fashion sense too!
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ok, if vampires could have something to do with the CG, I would want it to be Edward, but look who I found with him...do you think Edward and Elvis are start up a whole group of famous vampires?
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Hey - my grandfather was born in Strawberry Point- I've always been inordinately proud of that! In Dubuque (my hometown and where I've always lived) we have the coolest Grant Wood lookalike sculpture in the world - but I can't get it to copy - will be back - E
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I heard that it was my anti-perspirant that caused my BC from a well meaning lady. Think we should make sure we all have BO so we can prevent reoccurence.(HA_HA)!!!
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If our BO is bad enough it might keep the stupid people away.
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