OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Makratz

Congrats on Jacob!!  What a cutie!

JanetinVirginia

Mary - grandchildren are wonderful gifts!   I'm so jealous!  Told my young adult kids that if they don't get married and start having kids soon, I was going to make them both sit on Santa's knees next year and that was going to be the pic on my Christmas cards

Maybe Santa knows where the cure guy is.

EmilyInOntario

Congrats thegood5..awesome news! * having a glass of asparagus puree in your honour *

EmilyInOntario

cookie...Well we did talk about eating habanero peppers but this cure sounds like you rub them on yourself??

mbt ...Congrats on the new grandson Jacob!

Makratz

Me too Emily!!  I don't think I would like to rub habaneros on me.  I once cut up jalapenos for my DH and rubbed my eye....OUCH!!!  Never again!

HollyinMich

Congrats to both thegood5 and Mary!

I too have had the unfortunate accident of rubbing my eye after cutting a jalapeno, not fun!  Hmmm, maybe habaneros was the secret ingredient in the mysterious black salve???  Along with tumeric, pureed asparagus, lemon juice.....  Oooo maybe that's the answer, just throw it all into a blender injest a cup and then take a mud bath in it all!!  Not only will it cure cancer but it's also one hell of a spa treatment!

Captain is good but Jack has always been my best friend, lol!

sip, sip, pass

Makratz

Sipping, passing.  Jack is good too!  I think Jack, Captain, Malibu and Jose  kill anything that's bad that's in us!  Well, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it!

badger

ooh and don't forget Jim (Beam) ~ bourbon ~ now that's something to sip sip sip pass

badger

p.s. Mary, your new grandbaby is beautiful!!

EmilyInOntario

Okay..who wants to go first and rub some of this on?

badger

Not me, I haven't had enough bourbon yet! 

karen1956

asparagus are on sale for $1.49/#...so of course, I bought 2#'s.....love them...but still waiting for the magic cure

Meece

For that price Iwould have bought a 10#!

Makratz

Me too!!

IHOP

The cure for when you get hab pepper in your eye is to flush the eyes with milk. 

thefuzzylemon

New!!  Just in!!  One I haven't seen before!  And this was actually delivered yesterday to my house!  Get your pens out ladies ... these may be the CURE!

1. Dang Gui Longhui Wan (Chinese patent medicine)

(What the ... ???)

2.  Unpolished Brown Rice

(Never heard of a polished rice ... )

3.  A super long list of all the fruits and vegetables ever created (natually includes asparagus)

(Eat them ... all.  All day long.  Every day.)

4. Cook all spouts slightly (except alfalfa)

5.  Let your garlic rest for 10 minutes before use (raises cancer fighting component)

6.  Eat seven servings of whole grain food and include 5 different types of grain foods in your diet per week.

(Don't start getting full yet ... there's a lot more to eat!)

7.  Eat 10 raw almonds everyday

8.  Eat as many tomatoes as you possiboly can.

9.  Eat a lot of tart cherries

10.  Drink Beet Juice, carrot juice, fresh cabbage juice, asparagus juice often

11.  Drink spring or steam distilled water only

12.  Limit your dairy products

13.  Do not consume anything containing alcohol or caffeine

14.  Do not eat any animal protein

15.  Do not eat farmed fish

16.  There is a Fasting section as well ... yeah, I'm skipping that ...

17.  Take coffee enemas alternated with enemas made by adding 1 ounce of fresh wheatgrass juice to one cup of water.

18.  Check radon levels in your home and avoid using the microwave

19.  Avoid chemicals (cleaning, hair products, paint ... all of it)

20.  DO NOT TAKE DRUGS ...

(I am so screwed)

There's more ... but I'll let ya digest these first!!  LOL!!!  Yeah - I know what "caused" my cancer now ...

Makratz

Darlene.  Really???

Let my garlic rest????  What was it doing that made it so tired?

I am screwed too!

Meece

Do you let your garlic rest after removing it from the bag from the grocery store?  Perhaps after you break the head into individual cloves ot once they are peeled.  If you slice or press them they are most certainly dead, do they still need to rest?

So many questions.  If you do it wrong, do you catch cancer?

Makratz

You might be on to something Meece.  Maybe a vampire has the cure??

Meece

Then could this be Cure Guy?

Elizabeth1959

How did I catch cancer when I was running away from it as fast as I could.  Next time I'll make sure my dead garlic cloves rest longer.

Meece

While you were running, were you swinging your bra above your head?

Elizabeth1959

Who needs a bra when I no longer have a breast?

Makratz

I think that's him Meece!!

Meece

Well, Elizabeth, if you weren't wearing it before, and you happened to be twiling it over your head, you may have caught cancer in one of the cups.

IHOP

hot pepper in eye remedies

http://www.ehow.com/list_6300470_remedies-hot-pepper-eye.html

Meece

Wish I had thought to Google that Wednesday night.  FDIL was chopping Jalapenos for dinner and she got some in her eye.  She was one miserable girl.

JanetinVirginia

Shhhhhhhh.   Keep it down.  My garlic is resting.

GirlFriday

Was that Babar on the pirate ship? Do you think he knows Mr. CC?

MBJ

The only rest my garlic needs to have is from the bad breath I get after eating it, lol!