OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

sheila888

MAYBE...they really resemblance each other.

JanetinVirginia

Dotti - you & your son made the sweetest image

Anonymous

I wonder if Suzann Sommers is hiding him?

sheila888

HAHAHA veggy.

Meece

Why would she be hiding him?

Anonymous

There's a thread here called - Suzanne Sommers is on Dateline Tonight. She said she had breast cancer and was cured but it turned out that she had some kind of virus instead and blah, blah, blah.

Makratz

Maybe Suzanne Sommers is the Cure Guy and doesn't want anyone to know!

Meece

Gee, I think I would want to fake havign BC, because the real thing is just soooooo fun!!!

CrazyKitties

What about cabbage or green beans? I sense a revolutionary war approaching.

Laurie09

I think the BC cure guy is Elvis, and he's in hiding... which would explain 2 of the worlds big mysteries.  

CrazyKitties, absolutely, cabbage and green beans are in there, too.  We could make a BC stir fry with asparagus, cauliflower, broccoli, cabbage, green beans, and marijuana. And garlic and turmeric.   

CrazyKitties

  Laurie09

And red wine, and male strippers, and swimming pools, and goddess parties, and mineral baths, and, and, and....

ELVIS IS NOT DEAD.

Makratz

I think I can smell that cure cooking....or is it Elvis?

CrazyKitties

It's his ghost, they still haven't figured out how to get the bacon smell out of ghosts from Memphis.

Makratz

The bacon that was wrapped around the asparagus?

Makratz

I was just on FB and found this as a friends status:

thankfully, there are smart people to let others know they are stupid! How would anyone ever know?

Laurie09

Bahahaha! 

hdangelbaby

my husband works a second job in a local grocery store, i should tell him to bogart all the asparagus for us!!

Makratz

As long as he's not bogarting that joint!

EmilyInOntario

So..are we looking for Cure Guy in a sequined suit now?

" Cure Guy has left the building.."

beccad

Elvis is not dead and neither is Jummy Hoffa.  They have just gone home to smoke with the Cure Guy.

Estel

bacon ... did someone mention bacon?

hdangelbaby

bacon wrapped asparagus, roasted with lemon and garlic, oh yeah and cauliflower,

as long as captain morgan is involved it's gotta be good right?

having another cup of "funny tea" tonight

sip sip pass...

Mazy1959

LOLOLOL..Had to stop in and get my laffs for the day.

A well intentioned "fair weather friend" once told me that I should go online and to the library and compile a list of everything that is believed  cause cancer. Then omit all those things from my diet, and dont use anything else non edible, etc in my home. A week or so later she asked if I had done "my" reseacrh LOL. I kinda smiled and asked her if she honestly thought that was the answer. She told me that she knew it was the way to cure because she had told another lady about it and that lady was already cured...........in 5 days!!!!!. Can u believe it?? ROFLMAO. I responded by telling her that she really needed to look into this research for herself. And then I hurt her feeings when I said..."Do you honestly think for one minute that you are the first person to ever think of that? Get Real"

That asparagus is sounding real good about now LOLOL

alexandralucky13

I have to get my kids to school, but i cant let go of this thread! You´re killing me ladies! (they can skip the first class, cant they?) (oooh keeey catch you later)

Makratz

My kids just left, Thank God!  LOVE them to pieces but they make me want to smoke some asparagus! 

Captain Morgan is always welcome here.  I think I saw him with the Cure Guy.  They both had one leg up and one arm up, holding something in a glass.  Pureed Asparagus juice?

thegood5

just have to share my good news that my bone sternum biopsy just came back benign!  time to go hit the Capt. to celebrate!

Anonymous

Time to celebrate!!! Great news thegood5!!!!

Meece

Happy Dacing for you, thegood5,

Makratz

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Don't forget to mix a little asparagus and cauliflower in your drink!

SunnyCoconut

thegood5 -   Yea!!  May you find asparagus growing in your yard!