OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited April 2013
    Morning gals....  Well Mary!  With the "trunkerama" stuff!  You know, you ARE lucky you had a good plastic surgeon!!   Yes, it could have been so much worse....... 

     

    And Proudtospin....  Wish I could be with you guys.... Sounds like fun!  Are you going to get her drunk and smoke silly cigs? 

     

    Actually I had to look up "fornicating."... It's been so long since I heard big words like that!  I first thought "is that like pontificating"...or "re-ciprocating".... but it's plain old hop on pop!  Ha!   I won't even go INto the story about me and that dog next door, and the "girl-friend" he was dragging around the yard....

     

    You guys it doesn't matter which thread you are on...just post everywhere! 

    Mary, that is true.... most people don't care what you look like anyway. Especially kids...  I was so embarrassed the first time my little Grand-son saw me cleaning my teeth, but I just told him, "I take them out because they're easier to clean this way."  And I added, "but yours can't do this yet....."

     

    This reminds me of when both girls were about 4 & 2 1/2...  DH was in our bathroom taking a bath.  Our bathroom door had 2 doors... One from the bedroom, and one from a little hallway.  So the 4 year old barges in like they DO sometimes, and she saw her Dad flailing for a towel.  He said "get out of here!"  THAT didn't upset her as much as what she saw.  She said to me in a worried whisper, "Mommy!  Daddy has a long tail on his bottom."  I just said it's alright honey, he's just made like that...  boys are different than girls.

     

    Which promptly made me walk back in there, and tell him not only what she said, but  "You're lucky she called it a LONG tail!"  

     

    You guys!!!!!!  We went to the flea market yesterday, and what did I SEE?????  I saw this neatest cutest, feathered life-size rooster!  I just stood there laughing!  I could only think of all of you, and wish I could show you!  My Daughter said, "you're not going to buy that, are you?  You can't even put it outdoors!"   I just walked away, still laughing!   Wonder what all the neighbors hens would have done, if I set HIM on their coops!  He WAS beautiful!  Ha, ha! 

     

    Oh Alyson, your MIL must be re-incarnate of MY MIL!  Same thing!  The world owes them wonderment.... they think!   My SIL and I both, nearly did her in.... SEVeral times!   Meanest little shit you ever would meet!   No-one would miss them anyway....  We all deserve at least ONE tiny murder...

     

    And yes.... Did you gals ever go to a bachelor party?  I only saw some on TV!!!  WHAT did we miss out on?  Were you supposed to just look and not move?   Well, probably.... at THEIR age.... Maybe we could all have one NOW?  I mean ship the husbands off hunting/fishing, and call where-ever you call to GET one of those?

     

    Feelingfeline... I had to scroll back up to see what happened to Mary's Grandsons shoes!  That's TERrible!  Yep!  There's stupid people all around us... Yes, WE could take care of the culprits.... the perpetrators! 

     

    Sassy... So did you wear a bikini to that wedding?  Standard weddings are just boring!   At least you could change into something more standard. 

     

    I SAW those buns... picture too small...  for us.   Those kids now-a-days know so much more so much faster, than WE did...

    Oh!  I just heard yesterday, my DGS... the 27 year old, is buying a house with his GF!  I suppose this means they will be moving in together, and even SLEEPing together!  Damn kids!  Honestly, I am so happy....  She looks like a sweetheart...  My Daughter sent me pictures of those two, WITH their house!   Gorgeous house, right on the golf-course in Dr. Phillips area in Orlando!  

     

    So I come up with the expected questions, like some GRANDmother or something, but it's all good... GS saw this house 12 years ago when they first moved there, and told his Mom that he loved that house... Well it came up for sale, my Daughter who is a realtor, talked to the seller, and they came up with a price, and the first contract someone else had, fell through, and they are closing next month! 

     

    At first I thought you said the alligator was standing on top of his car with an assault rifle!  I thought....  Now THAT takes some b****!   I don't want to hear if they killed him... maybe just stunned him, and could drag him away somewhere far----ther.

     

    Okay my friends...got to go find the hummus hiding SOMEwhere in the fridge....  have a fun Sunday...!  Especially YOU little Kantalope!  xoxoxo

     

     
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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited April 2013

    He looked just like THIS!!!

    But what in the hell would I have ever DONE with him?  He doesn't match my motif..... ANYwhere!  Wink

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    oh Alyson you are so naughty., and on Sunday too. Is it Sunday there? I cant remember if your ahead or behind in time. Oh well. He certainly does look like the cure guy, or maybe butt guys brother. I dont know. Will check in again later, IM going to church this morning. have a lovely morning....

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2013

    OH worn out and it's only 1pm , had a bunny had to take care of this morning, then went to breakfast, worked in house, Now have to make a marinade for venison which means I have to open a bottle of vino. Probably be posting a bunch later or seeing if I can't find that bunny again.

    Chevy love it "hop on". Read that to DB.  RE:DGS Really how --neat--to get his dream house that he's been looking at for so many years. How many times does that happen, that way for anyone. Way cool. BTW asked Ds if he knew the, GS's he didn't. Did yours in reverse? Your oldest GS and my DS one year apart on campus. They may know each other and DS hasn't put it together.

    YOO-HOO TOOTZ It's the marinades fault.

    AlYSon you know these folks...... The GD's are gorgeous, they know the guy with the buns, So the question: was his pecker covered?

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    Chevy had to laugh at your flea mart find. I found some rubber chickens at the cafe the other night, this was a cute place, a cafe and general store and they had lots of joke gifts. If they hadnt been 10$ a piece I would have bought them all and mailed you all one. My sister wanted to know what was so funny about rubber chickens.She wouldnt get it. Also loved your story about daddys tail. Reminds me gs came into my bedroom while I was getting dressed awhile back and I didnt have a shirt on. He says, nice boob, grammy,but my mom has 2. What could I say? so I said well isnt she lucky, or something like that. I didnt even know he knew what a boob was....

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2013

    Chevy and Mary--------FuNNy...........It follows Art Linkletters thought that kids will say what we think are the strangest things. Never understood why they retired his show so early?

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  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 5,972
    edited April 2013

    Mary, I knew you would find the cure guy!  Great job!

    Me I just got home from taking Granny to see the sights of NJ, I think I did tucker her out, but we missed your cure guy!

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  • Shellshine
    Shellshine Member Posts: 1,039
    edited April 2013

    How is granny doing? Does she need anything? I can send a care package in the mail.

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    He is so evasive isnt he? Im glad you got granny out. Hopr you had a good time.

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  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 5,972
    edited April 2013

    I think Granny is fine, she just needs to give herself time to heal, hey, the little lady has been through a lot recently, I told her to go home and take a nap!

    She just had a lot going on and needs to chill

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited April 2013

    Grannydukes had a wonderful time BUT when i got home i made myself a potatoe.forgot that maybe my lactose would act up and damn been in the bathroom ever since.now i cannot even have a damn potatoe...i have nuthin to eat...period.PTS has been tryin to help me firure out what i can eat and we came up with nuthin...cant chew a damn thing...no dairy...nuthin fried,veggies go throu me...WTF...im starvin....a good day just turned ugly.Grrrr.

    can someone find something i can eat????

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2013

    Granny have you looked at the 'fodmap' food plan. DD2 does this when her IBS plays up.

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    The only thing I can think of is jello or mashed banannas.Sorry I cant help more.

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  • Wren44
    Wren44 Member Posts: 8,585
    edited April 2013

    Overcooked rice should go down and not cause too many problems. Are you on anti-B's? You might need some probiotics if you are.

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited April 2013

    monday strikes

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2013

    All I can say at the moment is stupid does really exist.

    For Boston

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited April 2013

    I know.... it all just leaves you sick inside.... I'm speechless.....

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  • Lymphgirl
    Lymphgirl Member Posts: 40
    edited April 2013

    Cry  I just can't believe our world today.

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    Hi all, after a couple of days of a particularly nasty little virus, Im back to clucking around the hen-house. Gs gave all of us this virus on Sat., and by Sunday night I was in 1 bathroom ds#2 was in the other and dh had nowhere to go! I ended up making a rule that if it came out 1 end you went to the front bathroom the other end you went to the other. It was awful. Everybody in my family got it.

    I only hope revenge was sweet and the person who stole gs shoes got it too.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    Laughing LaughingLaughing!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    Love it love it love it! Veggy Ive missed you!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2013

    Been lurking.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2013

    ROFL veggy!  A little dark humor.  Love it

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2013

    Some things I find are really stupid...

    It makes my head spin like this...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2013

    I didn't know I had a dark side...

    That's news to me.

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  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 2,280
    edited April 2013

    Oh keep it up you're making me forget Ive been barfing for three days. Thank-you!

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