OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

luvmygoats

Mary - You probably were not a viewer but "As the World Turns" did several barn weddings.  In Texas I think they are considered chic.  Local paper frequently has cowboy weddings but I'm from the Ft. Worth area "where the west begins".  Think designer denim. If they love each other, I say what the f**k.  Remind me of that if my DD ever gets married. LOL

Oh, yeah, google tin foil hats and turns up lots of "mind control" sites.  OMG!!!

sas-schatzi

LuV, I took a couple of hours and went to different states, the farm/barn/outdoor venues are very" in "particularly b/c of price. The ones I saw are really chic. Google got 3.9 million hits in Fl. and 1.9 million in NC. didn't pay attention to others.

feelingfeline

Mary just a suggestion, why not come to Ireland, experience a different culture, and have the wedding at the same time. Here a country/farm themed wedding would involve tractors and wellington boots. There are some very chic wellies available these days.

Shellshine

Ah Wicklow. We visited  your town when we came to  Ireland a few years ago. You live in one of the  most beautiful countries on God's sweet earth, and her people are just as fine.

marywh

Ireland is on my bucket list and we are payng for the honeymoon, Ill just actually go along as chaperone.

Chevyboy

Okay Mary.... I found this for you to wear...

 

 

Sort of a Western motif, right?  Maybe get some cute boots instead of those shoes... ?

 

Sassy, you GO girl!  You can always be counted on to get us out of tight spots, Ha!  I love those links!

 

Jetson!  THAT was so funny!  I wonder how many takes it took to get THAT one finished!  ...

 

And tootz???  So happy you came to play with us!  All the rest of the gals are kind of crazy, but I'm not.... No'sir-ee Bob...  I'm just older and care-free and it's time to loosen the bonds that bind me.  WHERE did I hear THAT one????

 

So Sas, we are Mother Cluckers International?  Wow!  Good one, if you can keep a straight face! 

 

Yes, in the nick...  Our neighbor, Nick, just HAS to be the cure-guy!  Good Lord he just makes you sweat looking at him....  I mean sure he has a wife and 2 little girls, a dog, cat and 6 chickens, but that must make him one of "ours".... right?   He is tall, dark, and has this thick head of hair, and so much fur on his face, he must use a rake to come it!   And he has that deep voice, like whose that guy on Celebrity Apprentice?  With the cowboy hat?  HIM!  

 

Okay, never mind....  does a girl good though, to see something like that.  (Maybe I could go help him build his chicken-coop?)

 

I love your list Sas... I just got hung up  there on the word "nick"...

 

Yes, Wren.... Take a picture!  Ha, ha! 

 

Oh wow Sas!  You had an insight!  I had one of those once...  I promised "them" it wouldn't happen again... But that WAS a sweet post about you wedding.... good memories girl-friend!   And so "it started to rain when we got in the car to leave".... and THEN what did you do?

 

SAS!  No, it WAS your hearing loss!  Can't you wear your aids like I do?  I mean even I... who can't hear a TRAIN could hear that!

 

Mary, reading that was a kick!  Did you REALLY scratch your nose when your forehead itched?  So you had a strip of skin hanging down from your forehead to your nose??????  With duck tape holding it on?  YELLOW duck tape?  I would have locked you up, had you been mine!  They were kidding, right?   6 WEEKS????  Where did you live?  Transylvania????    Is this a true story? 

 

I also had a basal-cell cut out of the corner of my eye, but he just "took" it....  I didn't have to have part of the skin from my knee attached to my eye... damnit!  It WAS rather hard to walk though.... all bent over like that....  I scraped my elbows while walking........

 

Luvmy!  I wish you were here!  I talked before about all my neighbors... well 3 of them have chickens...  I just wanted to have little goats!  I watch videos of the "kids" playing around! 

 

I can honestly say I have never been to a Western motif wedding, much less a barn wedding!  I HAVE been on a hay-rack ride... with the church once when I was little...

 

Feelingfeline... ME, the quick study that I am, surmise that you must like cats!  Oh good, me too!  But Wellington boots!  Are those those cute high rubber boots with colorful prints on them, that we use for gardening and wading in the ditch?  

 

  I JUST GOT SOME!!!  Can't let my Daughter see them or I will have to sacrifice them to the damn kid.

I'm Irish, so we must be related...  My Brother DOES say it is the most beautiful place on earth. 

 

Okay gals... so fun to read about all of you....  xoxoxoxoxo

 

 

 

 

 

 

feelingfeline

Chevy, you've got wellies and you like cats. We're definitely related. (Maybe you can wangle an invite to the wedding!)

sas-schatzi

Mary, loved it I knew Chevy would be all over the "trunk"

Chevy and Jelson Honest I heard "shit my pants" all except the last ship. Chevy turn your hearing aide down and the rest put cotton in your ears. It's much more fun my way. Particuarly the gray hairs couple that said it was so convenient.

Chevy dear YOU DO NEED to go back and read from the beginning. We became Mother Cluckers International way before page 100. Nick so mouthwatering.and another old phrase, "A tall drink of cool water" Hmmhhmmm

marywh

I swear to you the story about my nose was true. I didnt go anywhere for 6 weeks, except at night when somebody would take me out for a ride in the car. What made them laugh even more than scratching my nose was that I couldnt wear my glasses and had to walk around with a magnifying glass just to see. Chevy, love the outfit. I can just see myself in that.....

proudtospin

hmmm, so that means that someone who has had teeth removed should just to go out and not think about how they look? not that I know anyone like that but...some here do!

marywh

Missing teeth is nothing compared to walking around with this thing attached to your face for six weeks. Ive been through the pulled teeth thing too, Im telling you guys Ive been a mess for 5 years. Im just really glad I had a good plastic surgeon who did my face work, that could have been bad.

proudtospin

well I plan on dragging my pal from these boards who had her teeth pulled to fun places tomorrow...or at least my deck!  the bunnies in my yard and the little kids next door, really do not care!

Granny, we will have fun on Sun!

marywh

I have kind of been following her story on the other threads, Im a lurker there not a poster. I do know how she feels. I dont give a s#%t what people think about me anymore. Your true friends dont care about how you look. They love you anyway. The people who talk will always find something or somebody to talk about. I am just glad to still be here. I would do anything all over again, it is not the end of the world, although it may feel like that at the time. Get out and enjoy the sunshine with your friends, it will make you feel better. 

proudtospin

and the folks who you do not even know?  up to them!

sides the weather in this area is lovely!

FireKracker

Thank u very much proudtospin..I would be ashamed to be with me!!!!!

marywh

Here too. We had gs b-day party today at chuckecheeses. Had alot of fun. Played lots of games, my favorite was winnie the pooh and the honey pot and slap the alligator. Won lots of tickets. The adults had more fun than the kids with the games, got ready to leave and couldnt find gs new shoes anywhere. Light up spider-man shoes. Somebody stole them. I couldnt believe it. They were gone. He pitched a fit, so dh and I had to go get him another pair. Poor dd was so proud of those shoes. Shes a single mom and works really hard for her money. I felt so bad. People are so mean these days...

Chevyboy

Princess!  You're BACK!!!!  Are you okay?  I'd never be ashamed to be with you.... Nope!  Not ever!  Tell us what is going on....xooxoxxo

marywh

Granny, I have been following your story on the other threads and I do know how you feel. You are such a funny caring lady. DONT let this get you down, it does get better. You're so lucky to have your friends this close, go and enjoy time with them.

FireKracker

No I'm not back.proudtospin let the cat out of the bag.She is my neighbor who I met at the nj reunion..she has been a lifesaver...now tomorrow I'm gonna spend some time with her.And yes I'll be wearing my mask.im still in a foul mood.i look in the mirror and say WhoAreYou?

After reading what Mary went throu with her nose I beta STFU..sorry wrong thread.

marywh

Oh you can say that here too. You guys are giving me such nice dresses to choose from, Dont know what Id do without your help. Dh wants to know what on the computer has been keeping me so entertained the past few days. He just wouldnt understand.

proudtospin

GD, we will play tomorrow!  promise we will!  sides, the bunnies in my neighborhood are having fun...fonicating and I do believe you need to see that1

till the moning lady, now sleep well and feel better

proudtospin

GD, we will play tomorrow!  promise we will!  sides, the bunnies in my neighborhood are having fun...fonicating and I do believe you need to see that1

till the moning lady, now sleep well and feel better

marywh

Ok where is everybody? Im going to have to go find something on my 400 channels soon. Is nobody at home?

Anonymous

Mary... At home or online?

marywh

Either. I geuss all the hens are roosting tonight, its so quiet.

Alyson

This chook has just got in after taking MiL shopping for outfit for her DGS's wedding. Other than nearly killing her in one pplace when she had a tantrum because she wanted a dress and thought I was taking her to  'wedding' shop we eventually were successful. I know she's almost ninety, rather stooped and has no shape but very tiny murder was in my thoughts. Any way this hen made some clucking noises at one point.

Will try to get picture of DDs and fDiL on the hen's party. They found the cure guy I am sure.

Alyson

feelingfeline

Mary, sorry to her about your grandson's shoes. If you ever find out who did that you can feed Him/her/it to the chickens here.

sas-schatzi

Mary, ditto what Feline said. I'm slow on the insights. Dear nephew had a cottage wedding, ceremony on the lake, gorgeous skies, wind blowing. I figuired everyone would be in beach attire. WRONG I was the only one. Everyone else was in standard wedding attire. Reception was at a standard place and I changed into standard stuff. Felt out of place at ceremony, but it was okay.  Gald your dinner went well.

Alyson, "tiny murder" heheheh. AND those gorgeous buns, delicious. If you look at the one gals eyes in the back row, she's averting her eyes and looks embarrassed. The blond on his right, his smiling and glowing looking at him. Looks like a sorority pic. The hand on that animal is fasinating, what is the cute little guy.

PTS would trade fornicating bunnies for alligators. It's mating season. Here we have to watch b/c the males show up in neighborhoods. An officer shot one b/c it was aggressive, he was standing on top of his scout car with an assault rifle. The shot just made the alligator madder.

Alyson

Hi Sas. Little blonde beside guy on right is fDiL beside her DD1 and in front DD2. Girl at back, young married friend. I missed this 'fun' because of pneumonia LOL. I presume you lot do 'hen's party'. Boys went out fishing and played golf.

What bad bunnies they must be taught to be good. Funnily friend told me today that they had rabbits in their garden increasing in numbers all the time.