OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

Alyson

Hehe, its probably me. Goodnight America see you in the morning.

Chevyboy

 

Morning gals......Hi 2nd.... No, I've HEARD of Holly, but I've never been there.... I know it's SOMEwhere, but haven't actually seen nor looked where it is....

 

I live a block away from where I grew up.... See I have to stay close, so I won't get lost....

 

Sas, what the hell are you looking at?  That picture is of a fat, lazy black and white cat, laying across a porch fence... It was off the Internet somewhere, and when I first started here, I didn't know much about posting pictures, or "searching" in "my" pictures, so I took what I could fine...Ha!  I still don't know how I DID it!  That's why I haven't changed it ..... ever.... I'm lucky to keep THAT picture!

 

Proudtospin.....  Oh good-Lord, you are egging Sass on!  YOU made her do it...  Like she NEEDED to smoke cinnamon sticks!  (well, maybe she did...) 

 

Sas, you say Veggy did WHAT in the recliner?  How did I miss THAT one?   You have to recline it all the way back anyway.... and LOCK it.  Otherwise you might get thrown across the room into the closet door.

 

OMG I am laughing so hard right now...  And I canNOT wake up DH or he will frown upon me.... so Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

Shells.... You were so sweet telling Sas to go to bed...  Like you are her care-taker.... and she had HOW many glasses of wine?  We need Dr. Drew.... don't we?  I mean for smoking, and sex, and wine and all the other stuff we do....  mushrooms, chickens, paper-towel... the list goes on.

 

Mary, don't go making anyone your pies....  bad girl.  You have 6 million channels?  WHAT the hell for?   So do you get the play-boy channel?  I mean play-girl?   I remember we used to somehow GET that, and when DH would go to sleep, I would turn it on, and WATCH it, sort of.  It kept losing the picture, then come on, then snow, then back again, but I got the idea....  didn't do me any good..... he was asleep.

 

KathinDC... GOOD picture of Sassy Starfish... Ha!  SHE can't disapprove, because SHE is in the middle of them! 

 

Morning Phyllis... bet you guys wonder how I can type to you, and maybe make sense of what you say?  Well, the blog is on the R side of my screen, (my 23" WIDE screen) and I'm composing a new letter on the left!  (DANG she's smart!)  Then I copy and past it to the blog, and hopefully I don't lose it in the interim.  (good word there...)

 

Cinnamon uses are "curing cancer" they say, but SOME on here decide to smoke the damn stuff... Or you can swish it in your tea, or use it to scrape up glue off the table, or get things out from under the refrigerator.  It's uses are immense...  But yes, you have to wear your foil hat, and drag a chicken around by the legs whilst you are cleaning out from under fridge.

 

Alyson...Or 2nd time..... I HAVE a small basement... no, you guys can't, that live in California or Florida, or otherwise if you were to step down in the basement in your house, you would be under-water.... and drown..... completely to death.

 

Okay, I'm at the end of my rope.... I mean blog...  I'll talk to y'all later kids...  Love you all...  xoxoxoxo

 

 

Chevyboy

A nice recliner for Veggy...........

kathindc

Chevy, your posts crack me up.  I feel like I'm in the same room with you.  You have such a unique style of writing.

marywh

Good morning chicks. I feel like I have to explain that getting all those tv channels is strictly educational for me. I am forever on the hunt for the cure. I have many science channels now and can devote part of my day to the search for the cure guy. Might even find him onone of those naughty channels at night.All I saw last night was a naked girl teaching us all how to use sex toys. Oh well, since I dont do that anymore it didnt help me and turned it off and went to bed. I will continue my search and let you know what I find later today. Have a wonderful morning....

proudtospin

Mary, we are so lucky that you have decided to spend your time seaching for the cure....you are so......dedicated~~

are you smoking mushrooms at the same time?

marywh

Oh mushrooms are good, but I prefer to sprinkling them on my meals, it has a better effect, and smoking them also ruins the taste of a good cig., which I am trying to quit, it might give you cancer. Does everyone know that? Oh I am rambling again, time to go on the hunt......

Lymphgirl

I'm allergic to cinnamon - breaks out my mouth in blisters - wonder if smoking it would be a good idea??? roll the mushrooms in the middle of the cinnamon and stuff it in the asparagus?  Hmmm, the only thing missing is the CLUCK CLUCK - PASS PASS....

Or just eat it all together?

Anonymous

Lymphgirl... That looks yummy! Even for breakfast!! With or without cinnamon

sas-schatzi

Chevy, Veggy 's recliner thingy started on Bonfires, then traveled to STFU, then came here. It started as one of those made in heaven bloopers that took on a life of it's own. The best funny stuff usually does.

Offiically can say smoking cinnamon should not be on our list, Ombudhen sassy

Anonymous

It was a typo! A typo that went viral. I hit the wrong keys by accident!

Here I am again in my recliner relaxing. It feels so good to sin here. I sin in here quite a bit. Atleast a couple times a day. Sometimes my husband sins on the sofa while I sin in the recliner. He got a good laugh last night reading about me sinning in the recliner. I betcha I'm not the only one here who loves sinning in their recliner. At my support group last night no one sinnd in the pink recliner excet for the lady who runs the program. She sinned in the recliner as she talked to a patient. They both enoyed themselves. I sinned in a regular chair. Or speaker never soowed up. She must have gotten stuck sinning in her reclyner so we had an open floor. Everyone was changing their seats and sinning in each other chairs. The new ones juat sinned in the same chairs they sinned in all night. I like to move around and sin another chair and talk to others. We all just sin around and talk. Then we got to our cars and sinned all the way home.

Happy now Sas. Where are sinning and reading this?

Wren44

2nd time around, If you haven't read this thread from the beginning, it's worth your time. I just kept track of what page I was on. Don't stop reading the current, however.

sas-schatzi

Veggy, LOvey, Sinning as we speak. I just posted on Bonfire. Shell was worried you might be upset about the sinning comments. Think I will go get my response and repost it here. Loved your post up above. Categorically proves the point I was making to Shell. Give you a lead line and you run with it in the greastest way.......

 Repost from Bonfires " Shell, Veggy's fine about the recliner thing. She has one of the greatest sense of humors. Veggy's been in the recovery room so much lately. You have NOT seen her in action. Give her a lead line and she comes up with the greatest stuff. Her finest work is on OMG, from the time she started posting till she went into the recovery room. She's getting back to posting more funny stuff, That's our Veggy. YEAH VEGGY........sassy"

Anonymous

Glad to provide some entertainment.

marywh

Oh I love that sinning story, I lurk around on the stfu and bonfires thread but dont post there, as trying to keep up with the buissness of life in the hen house keeps me very busy coordinating all things. Dh is the one who sins in the recliner here, I sin on the couch. The dog sins on the recliner in the bedroom. but we do have rocking chairs on the front porch that we sin on in the evening and watch the sunset.and dh wonders what I laugh at so much when Im on the computer.

Beatmon

......and my friends all make fun of me for sinning in my recliner since I rec'd breast cancer..the gift that keeps on giving! They don't know how fun it is to sin in my recliner while my DH sins in his!

sas-schatzi

An analogy regarding what a difference a word can make, on page 42, most people didn't see what was posted before it was deleted, that started all the clucking. I'll state it as best I can. It's either verbatim or as close to that as it can be. "You all will go to hell for making fun of breast cancer, you are nothing but a bunch of cackling hens".  That started the clucking and it hasn't stopped. BRAWgkkkkk puff puff pass.

cheryl1946

sas

Sometimes we just have to make fun, otherwise we may start crying and be unable to stop.

May the clucking continue!

Anonymous

BRAKgkkkkk! That's when it got out of control.

sas-schatzi

Cheryl , Howdy, was it something I said? I'm up to my eyeballs in trying to make fun?

feelingfeline

OMG I just finished reading this thread. You are so funny. Who needs Tina Fey?

I get those angel/money/luck emails but have completely missed out on the amazing asparagus and cinamon, how come?

Well meaning DH has been on about a podcast he heard  - starvation diet improves outcomes with chemo. Sounds cheap. Why not skip the chemo and just do the starvation. Maybe that's the answer.

sas-schatzi

Veggy ah Lovey, those were the days. We need more tin hat pics. MY tin hat was right by the computer for almost a year. DS came from west side of state. He walked in and saw me in it, didn't say anything till later when he thought it was a "good time to talk". Then he said "Whats up with the hat". LOL The way he said it, you could tell he was concerned for my sanity. It was helping me keep my sanity in an insane time.

Alyson

Morning America

Looking for a chook on a recliner, cluck cluck, puff puff,

cheryl1946

sas

I read this thread first thing every morning and love all the funny things you and the others come up with.

Alyson

sas-schatzi

Feelinfeline, howdy, tell him the starvation diets been tried and didn't work, the person died. Not true, but hel ikely won't bring that one up again.  Puffing on asparagus passing to the next sista

Alyson

Alyson

Chevy these are for you.

sas-schatzi

Cheryl and FF, draw up a roost aaaaaaaaaaaaand dispense with reality.  I'm sure Veggy and Alyson will be back  with the latest styles of tin hats for 2013. MaryWh keep checking those channels for the cure guy, don't get diverted looking at the Burt Reynold wannabe's.(first Playgirl centerfold). PUFF PUFF HMMMMMMMM

Anonymous