OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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I'll take one!!!!
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I remembered this thread from a year ago or so and just had to post the new reason we all got BC --- straight from the mouth of the taxi driver in Vegas -- because we wear bras and put fabric on our breasts. Althought the ride was short, he managed to fill almost every minute with how the manufacturers of bras get their profits from us.
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Oh now thats the most enlightening thing Ive heard in a while.
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well who can argue with a taxi driver
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OK, and his solution was.....?
Do you think he knows that shirts are made of fabric, too?
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So is this the solution?
Duct tape and phone book dress...
Cancer prevention and it's not even PINK!
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Or this one...
The nice absorbent qualities would be perfect for those annoying pesky hot flashes...
The diaper dress...
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oh yes, the diaper dress is perfect, do they make it in a night time style? for the night sweats as I seem to only sweat at night
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LMFAO.... !!!!!!!! Now we are on a roll. Diaper dress, duct tape. You made my day. And I have an idea for my Halloween costume.
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oh dear, you need to post the halloween costume!
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GramE, I can't WAIT to hear about your halloween costume!
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my receptionist is a holloween junkie, need to send this to her as it tops anything she has ever come up with!
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I am thinking a combination of duct tape and diapers, at least for the "top"... And a diaper hat?
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Sounds fun, GramE!
I didn't mention it, but I *also* found images of condom dresses... If testicular cancer is caused by men putting fabric on their "um, you know..." But I thought that topic would be more for that missing "cure guy" or the gentlemen participating in the "winkie promise..."
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I also found the condom dresses -- way too much time on my hands !!!! Now to decide what and how to do this.
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Oh Thank you all for so many laughs to end the week with just got caught up on about 8 pgs of reading---love the blue balls and Winkie Promise. -sassy
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'monster mummy from bounty towels!!!! -
That is funny Alyson!
I have a OMG - I'm doing press releases for franchise companies - a PR that I am now doing - partial title, "...Save the Ta-Tas, Fill Your CUPS..."
I don't think I have to say anymore..
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I am at a loss for a snappy comeback to that one...Give me awhile....
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THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS--I'M GETTING HOOKED ON READING IT EVERY DAY!
MY MOM ATE DORITOS (AND FED THEM TO MY BOXER) AND SHE ENDED UP WITH BREAST CANCER. MAYBE THAT DID IT FOR HER? SHE NEVER SMOKED GRASS, SO I WILL MAKE UP FOR THAT--PUFF, PUFF UP UP AND AWAY! I TRIED TO STAY OFF THE DORITOS, DON'T THINK IT WORKED TOO WELL THOUGH.....
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Chemochar---we a Duh don't smoke grass, we smoke asparagus and eat shrooms- each don't exist in this world. We are pretenders. We pretend that such great things exist. But we have no knowledge of such and have never inhaled. Passing the asparugus PUFF PUFF Pass to CHEMCHAR
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BY THE WAY, I FORGOT TO SAY, WHEN WE SMOKED OUR ASPARAGUS THE BOXER HAD TO TAKE A FEW BIG WHIFFS OR IT... WHAT A GREAT DOG!
THE DORITOS DIDN'T HURT HIM ANY.
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Chemchar---hey puffin with you, It's FRIDAY night things get so quiet on the boards from here till Sunady night. Bummer.
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Actually they've been really quiet for a while-especially this thread-are we all out of asp. and mushrooms or what?
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Forgot to add this to our list of curealls-frozen lemons! Ive been putting it on everything-It must be working to cause my lips are shriveling(sp) up! Thats a good sign dont you think?
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That's me on the end making a face.
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Sometimes you're the fork -
Sometimes you're the egg.
Today I feel like the egg.
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Too bad I work today but am off at 10am!!!
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The Boxer also opened up any suitcase with asparagus inside as he was addicted to it
He was one funny guy!
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