OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • cheryl1946
    cheryl1946 Member Posts: 1,308
    edited August 2012

    Happy Anniversary!

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited August 2012

    Alyson: Happy Anniversary - DH and I are only 2 years behind you!  Still wondering where the Alaska cruise the kids were going to give us a 35 yrs went LOL!

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  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 587
    edited August 2012

    Please, remember.....feelings are neither right nor wrong.....they just are.......Liz

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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited August 2012

    Liz, you have got that right!!!!



    The more we try to control our feelings or subvert them, the more they will pop up at the most inopportune times. Learning to accept my anger but not letting it dictate actions and life has been tough, but I am much happier in accepting it and allowing it to be something that occasionally energizes me rather than fighting it and being miserable all the time. Still have those moments, but am allowing them and forgiving myself for them, and moving on after a little reflection.



    Have been reading a lot about humor and how it is a spiritual connection. Quite informative, quite funny, quite inspirational.



    OMG, they are using a PINK tape measure on Wendy (why am I watching Wendy on Fox daytime TV???? that's another story....) to "properly measure for your bra size".

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited August 2012
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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited August 2012

    Oh, Veggy!!!! Just priceless!!!! I am LMAO!!!!!

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited August 2012
    Thank you Veggy! I needed to smile! I am going crazy here - personal issue - but just help me smile once in a while please Smile
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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited August 2012

    Love it Veggy.

    Want to hear about stupid names for children -

    This one is true

    Mother      Honey

    DD1          Chelsea

    DD2          Cinnamon

    DD3          Sugar

    Last name Bunn. so here they are, Sugar, Chelsea, Cinnamon and Sugar.

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  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 242
    edited August 2012

    Alyson,

    I imagine if they had a son his name would be Hamburger.

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited August 2012

    Cluck cluck cluck brwakgggk. VEGGY, AUD, ALYSON

    Sandcastle so right. sORRY

    pUFF PUFF PASS

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  • susan3
    susan3 Member Posts: 3,728
    edited August 2012

    i didnt read the thread on cottage cheese..is it the 0ne that you mix cottage cheese, flax seed and champagne????  im all over the champagne!!!!  i will even squeeze lemon in it while eating asparagus!!

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  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 242
    edited September 2012
    Animal Capshunz: Don't They Know it's Sunday?
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  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 242
    edited September 2012

    I Has A Hotdog: We'll do bacon!

    (Remember, bacon is a "cured" meat!)

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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited September 2012

    Susan, I missed the cottage cheese, flax seed, champagne recipe, too! It's gotta be good, and so healthy, too!!!!



    Audrey, thanks for my laughs today! Am still laughing at Veggy and Alyson postings!!!

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  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 587
    edited September 2012

    I...Think Next time someone says something STUPID to me I will tell them I am praying for them and will put them on MY prayer List!!!!! (like god doesn't know what people Need)  See how they feel......Liz

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2012

    Sandcastle - I love it! Needed a smile.

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited September 2012

    I'm not laughing today, one of my BCO friends is in a coma now and its only a matter of time.

    But do have little story about stupid, not to do with BC. Background for this stupidity - my sister is 12 years my senior. This morning took my sister up to docs to have her leg dressed, she scraped it in the garden and it got infected. I wandered into the treatment room to see what was taking so long. It was one of the 'dipsy' nurses fussing around, she is not so young either. Couldn't get blood, then wasn't sure what sort of dressing and so on. At one point I made a statement that of course she was going away tomorrow for a few days. Nurse said 'oh its so obvious that you are mother and daughter'. 'Oh no' I said, 'she's my sister and you have just gained an enemy'. 'Oh' she said ' you can't possible be sisters'. My sister replied that we certainly were. 'No your aren't, just relations then', nurse replies. 'No' say I, 'my sister'. 'If you say so' says the nurse.

    We laughed all the way to the cafe. Usually we rescue people who say such things because they get all embarassed. So we say how old we are and thats it but silly thing just continued to dig and big hole for herself. I find it funny, because in appearances it could be true and my sister gets really uptight about it. Least it gave me something to laugh about this morning.

    Must check the other threads to see how Marybe is.

    Big hugs to all and if you could hear my DGS making hen noises its so funny. Bwargk, cluck cluck, please pass I need a great big puff.

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  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 2,439
    edited September 2012

    Liz, I love your approach!



    Alyson, so sorry to hear about Marybe. I think there was something on the Catholic prayers thread about her. I only met her a couple of times on some other threads that I haven't been to for a while, but I know she has always been very supportive. Keeping you in lovingkindness. I enjoyed the stupid fussy nurse story. I love and respect most nurses, but the ditsy ones really get me irritated....

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  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 242
    edited September 2012
    Some philosophical humor. <img class=" width="320" height="336" />
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  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 242
    edited September 2012

    Sandcastle,

    Another option is to adopt the Southern Belle sayig "Well Bless Your Heart!".

    Double meaning behind it....often the exact opposite of the words!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited September 2012

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  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 242
    edited September 2012

    FUZZY!  THAT'S IT!!!!!  LMBO!!!

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  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 587
    edited September 2012

    SimplyAudrey........THANKS!!!  That is a good one always need other words to say....LOVE it......Liz

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  • nibbana
    nibbana Member Posts: 464
    edited September 2012

    OMG, you have got to hear this one. 

    A friend of mine either doesn't like or doesn't trust my LE therapist. She keeps saying, "They should be doing this, or they should be doing that", or else "Why don't you call this person I saw on a bus ad or something inane like that. This is coming from someone with NO health care experience, and who can't even remember the word lymphedema!  

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  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 587
    edited September 2012

    Nibbana....I have encountered that myself.....a LOT of know it all's who got their Doctor's degree at Sears.....I have Promised myself that NO ONE will disrespect me through my journey.....I have even said to someone .... IF..You are LUCKY enough to get Cancer....You can do it YOUR way.......sometimes you need to pull out the BIG GUN'S....Liz

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited September 2012

    I think we need protection

    or this

    (something strange happened not sure if the images got through.

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited September 2012

    Actually sometimes I think we need armour like this, we could make it from tinfoil.

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  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 5,972
    edited September 2012

    really love kitty with the pistal

    too much

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  • GmaFoley
    GmaFoley Member Posts: 7,091
    edited September 2012

    Love this Group!!! Here is another!

    chocolate 

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  • Omeggo
    Omeggo Member Posts: 275
    edited September 2012

    Hi all.  I'm new to this thread.  Very funny stuff!  Wasn't exactly sure how the thread would take.  I love it.

    My little story isn't really that incredible and I'm not much of a story teller but I am really annoyed so I'd like to share it here.  Yesterday, someone I know wanted to give me a big, fat, sloppy, "happy hug" when I'm still sore three weeks out (she 'knows this, except that she's one of these people that are so busy diseminating 'happiness' and being totally full of shit that she 'forgot').  I put up my hands and said hey be careful!  Whereupon she said "oh you need a sign!" I guess to tell the world I can't be hugged right now or something.  It was SO irritating.

    Finding this little thread and all the wonderful irreverence for our fellows on the planet does me good. Thanks.

    One last thing:  I'm married to a holistic nutrition guy (retired professional) and have done all the'right things', the spiritual things, the exersize things, etc. etc and still got BC.  Yup, it totally, like TOTALLY blew the holistic theory. 

    So, yeah...I've gotten a little cynical too and have come to realize (actually before this) is that many, oh so many, in the 'woo woo' and holistic health industry, are marketing HOPE.  Not a bad thing but cancer kinda beats up the theories.

    I promise to post only stuff about stupid people and keep it on topic henceforth.

    Thanks for this thread!

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