Wacky Definition Word Game

allalone

hospital: a water sprinkling system where the hose spits out water every 4 hrs

thumb

konakat

Thumb -- Humming when you're drunk.

Intoxication

NativeMainer

intoxication:  away on a holiday that focuses on the imbibing of various "recreational" chemicals

chemicals

allalone

chemicals: comics who get on stage in a drugged stupor

continental

pj12

continental: inmate from the far east

oriental:  

Meece

oriental:  The attempt by Nabisco to create a chocolate fortune cookie with a cream center

condition

pj12

condition: class at prison to try to improve inmates speech

ambition 

Eph3_12

ambition: gearing up to do an amazing swear-fest rant (am bitchin")

discovery

pj12

discovery: finding the CD you were looking for underneath a lot of stuff on your desk

clutter  

Marple

clutter~a broody hen with a huge clutch of chicks

broody

barbe1958

Broody: The feeling of being brutally moody

Brutal:

Suzanne3131

brutal:  a word to describe the New Year's Day hangover after drinking too much dry champagne

champagne 

Meece

champagne:  A really bad migraine

perfect

barbe1958

Perfect: An exquisite female cat

Exquisite:

pj12

exquisite : when he is blunt enough to ask the aging ex-girlfriend what happened to her looks

incomprehensible  

Suzanne3131

incomprehensible:  When an opossum can't understand why he can't hang by his tail the way all the other opossums can.

inexplicable  

barbe1958

Inexplicable: Not being able to talk about your ex

Talk:

allalone

talk: a special K breakfast cereal that makes you tall

breakfast

Meece

breakfast:  What you do when you see a basketball roll into the street in front of your car.

budget

allalone

budget: a cheap budgerigar

sparrow

Meece

sparrow:  The one projectile that didn't fit in your quiver so you stuck it in your belt, just in case.

vodka

Eph3_12

sparrow-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

vodka- I got nothin' and I gotta get to bed 

barbe1958

LOVED budget too!

Vodka: How you say "I've had too much to drink and am about to take all my clothes off but please don't let me" in Russian

Cocktail:

(Can't wait to see this one! I bet we get more than one definition on this one...hehehehehehehe)

Meece

Cocktail(s):  When guys get together and brag about sizes, or conquests

conquest

barbe1958

Conquest: The prisoner that won the cocktail fight

Fight:

Eph3_12

Barbe here is how vodka (by your definition) is spelled in Russian.

У меня было слишком много пить, и я собирался взять свою одежду, но, пожалуйста, не дайте мне. 

cocktail: the stories Michael Vick tells now that he's not allowed to talk about dog fighting

conquest: a treasure hunt in prision

fight: a fracas between friends, one on the left, one on the right 

Eph3_12

so I forgot the next word....

fracas

Meece

Fracas: the fissure between your cheeks, aka "your crack"

fissure

NativeMainer

fissure:  street slang for "if you're sure"

(groan)

slang

pj12

slang : past tense of sling, in the south

trounce: