Wacky Definition Word Game
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measure: street talk indicating that you are quite certain of something
street
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measure: the feeling of self assurance when the tape says your hips are smaller (me-assure - I know, looses something when you have to explain it)
explain:
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explain--the flying machine I USED to own
street
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street: avenue known for all its outdoor dining cafes
restaurant
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restaurant: place to recover after a good loud rant and rave session
recover
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recover~when one purchases a whole new wardrobe after losing weight
weight
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love recover
weight: watching the digital "0"s flash on your scale wondering if you will have dropped a few pounds to fit into your new size 8 dress.
couture:
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Couture: Fancy fashion for only cute, mature ladies
Mature:
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mature: natural fertilizer well-aged
fertilizer:
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fertilizer~tonic for hair (fur?) growth.
tonic
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wicker, chin, restaurant & recover ---all inspired, laugh out loud funny.
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Tonic: Toni Colette's new signature perfume
Chemical:
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chemical: drug fanatic
cuddle
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cuddle: the juices that flow out of a cow's mouth when it's chewing its cud
proctologist
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cuddle~when calves lie down beside their moms as they chew their cud.
proctologist
(I get such a giggle out of so many of these definitions.)
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Hahaha, I like yours better allalone
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proctologist--a person who studies problems to find the most logical and useful answer, only to discover that the wonderful solution always leaves at least one person with a stick up their butt.
logical
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logical: The only way to build the cabin on the package of Lincoln Logs without having a dozen extra pieces left over.
provide
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Proctologist: A study of science that works the problem out with a pencil (ehehehehehe)
Provide: Offering whores city wide (oops, I mean escorts)
Escorts:
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Escort: A website specializing in skirt/short combinations
headboard
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headboard: the silly hats that the graduates wear
graduation
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Graduation: A celebration of the completion of 12 years of schooling for free and the beginning of many more that will cost you a house and a car!
Graduation: A nation of alumni
Alumni:
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alumni: a group of people who are actually able to take a spoonful of Alum into thier mouth and not have their jaws lock up.
advantage
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Advantage: Getting your advertisement on the right hand page over the fold for 1/2 price
Page:
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Page: another day in your autobiography
Biography:
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Biography: The paper you use to to track your basal temperature to see when you are ovulating
ovulate
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Ovulate: Pregnant (ovulate late!)
Compassion:
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Compassion: What an impotent man says when he begs...
Tertiary:
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Tertiary: A trio of plants sculpted to resemble animals
compress
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Good one Meece!! hehehehehe
Compress: What you call to the EMS for your wound
Wound:
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