INSOMNIACS place to talk in the wee hours

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Loverly- I don't partake of the wicked weed myself, but my favorite bong story is when I went to Egypt on vaca long ago and hashish is legal there and they just sit outside with bongs smoking there like no big deal. Given the changes there in the past few years, I doubt that may happen anymore?

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited July 2015

    AhHa!!!! That's why Chevy fell off the pole!!! It's legal there..........

    And she's been making us think it was the SHOES.

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited July 2015

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Spookie- on yes, I think I saw her in one of those "shops" when I was up in Denver last month on business.

    Mother forklift, cracks me up every time.


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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited July 2015

    Uhhh Jazzy, I haven't said anything about bong....are you sure you didn't partake in the wicked weed...and don't blame autocorrect for changing 'Queenie' to 'Loverly'. It didn't work for me.....Ms Spookie,you are not helping at all.


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  • mema4
    mema4 Member Posts: 574
    edited July 2015

    You guys know I only jump in when ya start writing about essex and so, when Chevy says she is going to see Magic Mike, I had to say hi! Saw it tonight with some ladies and I forgot I was in a theater, just got excited during their last dance routine It's okay, needs more dancing cause that's what we want to see! Geez, these boys are beautiful and move so fast you don't know what's up or down I can say its a good thing I didn't have those nips with me or i'd been throwing them at the screen Oh Lord those boys are good.

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited July 2015

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  • PattyPeppermint
    PattyPeppermint Member Posts: 11,162
    edited July 2015

    Good night all

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Loverly- it was Queen that mentioned the bong, sorry! LOL!

    Up for a bit, but hoping to go back to sleep soon.....

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited July 2015

    Hah! See I post a picture of your bongs, and you go gettin' all excited and think it was Queenly! I could post ANYthing on here, and you would screw it up! Loverly KNOWS me... she knows I am all holistic and just flittin' around, never doing anything suggestable... Hah!

    But YES MemaMamma... The girls are "BACK IN TOWN" and all hell is gonna break loose!... And, I just LOVE to watch those guys dancin" and raisin' six kinds of hell. Good movie, eh? I will have to sit there all bored looking, and maybe even crocheting or something... with dark glasses on... and then report to DH that we went to see the Minions.... Haaaaaaaaaaaaahah! My prudeliness has been dumped by the way-side. If the kids in school could see me NOW!

    It was a ROCK Loverly! Not the pole, nor my shoes...Just my ability for inattentiveness and not watching where I'm going.

    You guys are ALL younger than me... so I have an EXCUSE for not knowing what those contraptions are... And yes, Janie was the proper one to ask, because SHE had one in her purse, when she was 16! Little Brat! She SAID it was her girl-friends, and not hers, but I kind of FIGURED what it was, consideirng there was also a little zip-lok baggie in there with these "seeds" or whatever in there... So when she got up, I said "come here.".... And she stood and watched as I flushed those contents down the toilet..... tears streaming down her face.... (just kidding) I was SO upset, but probably not as much as her! We had that lecture thing... so I think it slowed her consumption down a tad...

    See, I was born before they even inVENTED that stuff! Then you younger ones came around, and got bored, with just the sex, and rock-and roll, and you came up with the drugs and all that stuff! But I'm LEARNing!

    I just think that smoking is hard enough on you... and adding drugs to the mix would send my mind flying! I can do it withOUT anything.... Ha!

    So you all asleep now?

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited July 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07nhbT3H7U

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  • queenmomcat
    queenmomcat Member Posts: 3,039
    edited July 2015

    Jazzy/Love(r)ly: I admit nothing. I was in bed at the time. All electronic devices were off at the time.

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  • Freygea
    Freygea Member Posts: 300
    edited July 2015

    Morning everyone!

    Ooooooooooooooooh men with naked bellies.

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited July 2015

    Oh sure Queenly... We gotcha........ Why wasn't Mathew in it this time? Were you talking about the bong? You were in bed watching the movie? I just get SO confused.

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited July 2015

    We have forklifting chipmunks that are screwing in hammocks on the way to Essex and Haight- Asbury. The chipmunks decided to go to Egypt b/c of the promise of some hash which is joyfully shared at the dinner table. But everyone decided we had to wait until Blondie brought the Blue Bong. She got held up though in Paradise, dancing with Marley in the moonlight on the beach. Loverly said "Tsk, Tsk, The Queen will never approve".

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  • queenmomcat
    queenmomcat Member Posts: 3,039
    edited July 2015

    (continues to be amused, affectionate, delighted, distracted) Criminy, what was in that bong, guys?

    But thank you all for giving me something to think about besides how much my staples itch. I'll save the video clip for after my followup visit with the BS.

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited July 2015

    Mema speaking of Essex. On those almost naked guys, that curve on their bellies on each side, right as it hits the top of their pants. Better than buns :)

    Hi Chevy, missed you, We waited till you got back to misbehave. You are our leader to the land of bad and tree poles. Spookie started it.

    Patty, WAKE up and come out and play!

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Hi ladies- I did get back to sleep for a few more hours but then had strange dreams! Up and drinking coffee and getting my morning going.

    By the way, anyone have a handyman that looks like this? If you do, send him over ASAP!

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited July 2015

    My handyman wears these.

    Image result for clipart of skinny guys in black socks


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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Sassy- LOL! I love a man in black socks and white sneakers the best!

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  • Rosevalley
    Rosevalley Member Posts: 3,061
    edited July 2015

    In Portlandia it would be baggy cargo shorts and colored socks with sandals! Keep Portland Weird! I will never forget watching a girl named Lynn being very cool trying out her first "hit" on a bong (in the dorms at college 1978)... she blew out instead of in and "it" went everywhere and we all nearly died laughing. Oh the joys of growing up in the 70s... going to a Peter Tosh concert and just breathing would make you stoned!

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Rose- I went to a Neil Young concert a few years back and it was very aromatic there. LOL!

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited July 2015

    Uh Sas, you been hitting that bong a little much? Wanna check your avatar siggy? Unless you moved, where do you live

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited July 2015

    OOPs

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited July 2015

    ROFLMAO

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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited July 2015

    That's better!!!! Wouldn't want to corn fuze a tourist!!!!!

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited July 2015

    I was wondering the same thing. Glad you said it.

    My handyman wears white socks with flip flops. Who in the world wears socks with flip flops. At one time, he had a BRIGHT orange ones. The girls and I are so glad those orange flip flops are gone.

    Hey Queenie, itchy staples? All kiddings aside, just curious...have you been eating seafoods or beef?? Hoping for clear margins this time.

    Hi Rose. Have been thinking about you.

    Thinking about you too, Ms. Blondie. Hope you are well rested and enjoying your time with family

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited July 2015

    Queenie- yes, please let us know what you find out at the doctors office and praying for clear margins!

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited July 2015

    oh my goodness!! You live there now Ms Sas? Does it look like this?

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  • queenmomcat
    queenmomcat Member Posts: 3,039
    edited July 2015

    Jazzy/Lover: you think YOU'RE praying for clear margins? Now thinking back to what I've eaten since surgery #2: beef, yes. But no seafood since surgery (husband confirms this) Is there something I should know?

    Medical backstory: I do have a mild allergy to jewelry-grade alloys, but have had surgical-grade metal in my jaw (four years) and back (10 months) with no reaction. Hoping it's just recovery from surgery! But definitely something else to ask the surgeon today.

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