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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited June 2015


    Well, I do have my limits..... not the table.... counter or stove

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  • Smaarty
    Smaarty Member Posts: 2,951
    edited June 2015

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    Patty, this could be fun. A built in vibrator

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited June 2015

    Smarty- holy smokes! That dinosaur is awesome (LOL)

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  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 5,712
    edited June 2015

    Thx jazzy that was awesome.

    Patty...so happy 4 u

    Yep i am up..HAPPY WEEKEND

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  • Freygea
    Freygea Member Posts: 300
    edited June 2015

    I knew there was a reason I was suddenly awoken from my slumber.


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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited June 2015

    Good morning gals... Now see? It was Loverly that completely mis-managed Frey-frey's name.... SHE said .."FrenchFrey,"...

    All I did was try and explain who she was talking about...! But it WAS good, Ha!

    Yes, her pool? Didn't THINK of THAT one... then there was this hot-tub once....

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    Not the table? Is it because you can't get UP there? What a sissy Sassy is!

    And so smarty comes up with ......... this............. Man.......onhisbike.... I'm going to run outdoors in the rain for a moment.........

    Jazzy, so SEE? It isn't just ME.... all the time!

    Morning Blondie ! You are the only normal one AROUND here...!

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited June 2015

    Yes Rosie.... Back of the van you say? You mean with DH? Or .............

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  • Freygea
    Freygea Member Posts: 300
    edited June 2015

    Smaarty, the more I look at that picture I think of the Where's Waldo game.



    ........................where's....??

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited June 2015

    Hah!

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    The Mods are probably thinking "Oh WHERE did we go wrong?"

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  • Rosevalley
    Rosevalley Member Posts: 3,061
    edited June 2015

    I am sure the mods are laughing their collective butts off! After all this boring cancerland stuff... drugs and what not they finally get to laugh at the antics and insanity... or rather what insomnia can do to a person! I bet they get to read a bunch of pretty hilarious stuff.

    Chevy- back of the van with DH or___ ?? Just what are you saying?? DH and I (this was years ago) when he was switching to a new PCP because his retired, he had received these new patient forms to fill out. Well the way the new forms were written was just to good to pass up. All these open ended questions we "answered" and just howled.. have sex with men/women/both/ other??? We had so much fun with that form making ever creative answers for questions. I would have loved to send it in with what we came up with just for fun! But of course it went back normaL.. DH has a pretty wicked sense of humor got to say.


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  • susan3
    susan3 Member Posts: 3,728
    edited June 2015

    to old for the car...like the shower the best...but that's not a strange place. Went to sybaris once....now that was very cool. Hope they don't tape there...yikes !!!!!

    All my tests were clear...happy dance. First time ever clear at the 5 month mark. Get to stay on this chemo....yeah...I like this one. Hope I can stay on it a long time.

    Have a lot of naked fun Patty

    Great pics of dogs.

    Happy saturdsy

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  • Rosevalley
    Rosevalley Member Posts: 3,061
    edited June 2015

    Can't do the shower in California anymore... water is too expensive! Yay for clear scans and stable Susan!

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited June 2015

    Susan, thought about you all day yesterday. Then, I woke up and saw the joyous news. I am happy to say I am glad you were wrong.

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited June 2015

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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited June 2015

    Chevy- I am an ARIES and no comment on that post you have up there about strange places, lol.

    Any issues for you from that crazy weather in Denver the past few days? Tornadoes and hail that had to be shoveled?

    Blondie- glad you liked the kitten video.

    Frey- how are you doing this weekend?

    Cami- are you still around? Check in girlfriend!

    Teka- what is happening in north country? Anything blooming?

    Foots- wishing you and Faith a lovely day.

    Hope everyone had a good weekend with good weather.


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  • Spookiesmom
    Spookiesmom Member Posts: 9,568
    edited June 2015

    Yea Susan!!!!!! HAPPY DANCE TIME.


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  • Jazzygirl
    Jazzygirl Member Posts: 12,533
    edited June 2015

    Susan- missed your post before. Yay on the clean scans. Happy dance for you!

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited June 2015

    FrenchFrey, what were you looking for on that picture that Ms. Smaaarty posted? I don't think you will find Waldo

    I thought I was normal until I met these people here. Did someone mentioned insanity? Rose, was it you

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  • Loveroflife
    Loveroflife Member Posts: 5,563
    edited June 2015

    Oh gosh I am going to be banned or disowned.



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  • Smaarty
    Smaarty Member Posts: 2,951
    edited June 2015

    lover, you're a hoot! You seemed so prim and proper when I met you. :)

    • Susan, YEAH!!!! I'd put an animated thing here but don't know how. Chevy can do it.
    • Oooooooo, bullets, don't know what I did.
    • Everyone have a good weekend. I'm getting stuff ready for sewing retreat in 2 weeks. Going to Tahoe so I'll post some pics.
    • Instead of where's Waldo, we need where's enerva, cammi, 2nd

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited June 2015

                                                                                 YAY SUSAN

                                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6MImage result for royalty free images happy dance

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  • dutchiris
    dutchiris Member Posts: 855
    edited June 2015


    I saw this and thought of you, Sas. I hope image

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited June 2015

    Loverly, Why banned? Disowned yes, but never banned.

    20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

           

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your      Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing      Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The      Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To      Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your      Desk And Label It "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker      For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,      Switch To Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your      Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

    7. Finish All Your Sentences With      "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip      Rather Than Walk.

    10. Ask People What Sex They Are.      Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

    11. Specify That Your      Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And      Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around      Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell      Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address      You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The      ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start      Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

          "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over      Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You      Go."

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy      Level Of Insanity.......

    20. Copy this and Send an       E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
          It's Called Therapy... NOT

    http://www.nativeamericanjobs.com/20waystomaintainahealthylevelofInsanity.htm         imageimage                                                      

                                                                                                          

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited June 2015

    Dutchy what a fabulous idea. The top plate is Anchor Hocking Miss America. I don't recognize the others. What a treat. Thank you :)

    Everyone Jwoo is at her concert of the Stones. If you can post stuff about the Stones it. could be fun for her when she comes home :)

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited June 2015

                                                             June 6th 2015
    Image result for images of the rolling stones logo

                                      Satisfaction 1965- earliest known tape

                                   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjkftp7J7I

                                     Satisfaction  May 2015

                                   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZxy1c3Oeac

                                   Three hours of the Stones greatest hits

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06_ng5caZ78

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  • luvmygoats
    luvmygoats Member Posts: 2,942
    edited June 2015

    Thank goodness the Stones will be at Jerry Jones' house AT&T stadium. Outside event in downtown Ft. Worth has medics called out related to heat problems, already reported before noon here. AT&T stadium has air conditioning.

    The Rolling Stones arrive for their 1965 concert at Will Rogers Coliseum in an armored car. From the Ft Worth Star Telegram Archives. The Rolling Stones arrive by armored car for their 1965 concert at Will Rogers Coliseum (side note by me now used for mostly rodeo stuff, you can see the rodeo chutes behind them)

    http://www.star-telegram.com/entertainment/arts-cu...

    The text about this is hilarious esp. about #1 concert.

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  • luvmygoats
    luvmygoats Member Posts: 2,942
    edited June 2015

    Image result for owl cake image Susan - This owl has flown in for one of the biggest YAYs I've ever heard. What fantastic news. Hope you enjoy a great Saturday. Love you bunches.

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  • mema4
    mema4 Member Posts: 574
    edited June 2015


    Ladies! I hardly ever post cause you guys entertain me so much I have nothing left to say. But.....when it comes to strange loving places....mine was an airport tower at midnight with an air controller! Yep, that's right. He was bringing in an UPS plane and there was my stupid but naked young butt on that control panel. Thank goodness nothing bad happened! Well, something bad did happen but nothing bad to a plane!

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited June 2015

    Mema, wow, lol that' sway out there wild. Thanks for sharing, I suppose that's not a story the kids know about ;)

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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,786
    edited June 2015

    No, we don't & didn't tell the kids nothin'...... I remember driving somewhere with my 2 little girls in the back-seat.... And Sheri was getting a "little" information in about 2nd grade about where babies come from..... Okay, she had THAT figured out, but then came to the conclusion that the only time you want sex, is when you want to make another one.... And since we only had 2, she thought that was it! That there was no need for any more of that sex stuff.... ever!

    I said, "Oh no honey.... it's just a part of being married, like cleaning house, doing dishes or making gravy.... It's just a part of being married." I think at THAT young age, it just sounds so disgusting..... Haaaaaaaaaah!

    But I also think that some of us grow up with a warped sense of self.... that sex is dirty, and that's the only things boys WANT.... Which is probably true, but when WE finally got married, you had better really LOVE that guy, or he ain't gettin' nowhere.... Maybe it was the way we grew up, and the things we saw, or that happened to us.... but having a loving relationship, where BOTH people are committed, is really a gift from God..... Or from SOMEone.... Or we lose our inhibitions, which took me 7 years to figure out....

    I wasn't BACK-wards, just in my thinking....And then I think some people have this notion of "So many men, so little time"...... I mean I heard of that somewhere...... Maybe some of these celebrities.... Aren't they a walking wreck? I mean a poor excuse of a respectable woman.....

    Mema!!! You BAD girl! An airport TOWER? At MID-night? HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahHHHHHHHHAAh! Did he have black-socks on.... Tell me NO! Sass has this "thing" for black socks.... That is sort of related to the Mile-Hi club, right? You were practicing?


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