Wacky Definition Word Game

Aquarium: the people from the age of Aquarius living in a fish bowl

Bowl

ribbon: what the BarBQer yells when food's ready

charcoal

Mrs: In my case this meant: miserable relationship status!

miserable

Harangue:  An aggressive attempt to convince someone that whipped cream should go on lemon pie

Aggressive:

I was a Mrs. once, Joni.  I'm not there anymore, there's hope!

Beachcomber: a small rake like tool ( usually being used by young males helping their  little sister make sand castles) (p.s. this happens after they discover they need to mature several years to be beach body material)

Rake

Floral: The things that come out of my mouth.

Mouth

Rodent: a scuff or scratch on a piece of furniture caused by a Roomba

vaccum

Uno: how much I love that card game?

recreation

clever: the 3rd handle to push when voting "A" "B" or "C"

handle

adult - a not very smart person (teenagers interpretation) 

interpret

Abbreviation:Longest word possible for shorting alpha numerical symbols used to make meaningful conversation. Yo.

Yo:

...the arching branch of a tree, over a wedding ceremony.

luminous

Neon: The goop you put on your arthritic knees when an ice storm hits.

Arthritic