Wacky Definition Word Game

RedReading

Lisp - what happens when you stick you tongue to a frozen post.

Reciprocate

chabba

Chef (pro) Cate's prize recipe 

chef

barbe1958

Chef: What you call your husband when "he" cooks dinner (when you do it, it's just dinner!)

Dinner:

Marple

dinner~he who makes noise

noise

Suzanne3131

noise:  the faint whistle that comes from one's proboscis while one sleeps.

whistle

barbe1958

Whistle: A secret code to your partner while playing Whist

Code:

Marple

code~a very common illness in winter usually resulting in an extremely stuffed nose which makes pronouncing some words rather challenging.

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sniffles

Joanne58

Sniffles: A condition caused by ones nose inhaling too much snuff

Nose

chabba

nose - sheer to the waist pantyhose

invisable 

Eph3_12

invisible: the range that I am able to see (in visible)

snare

barbe1958

Snare: A trapped hare

Snap:

Marple

snap~shorter than a nap

postal

barbe1958

(I call a short nap a snap!!! Someone else says it's sex and a nap. Was that on here years ago??)

Postal: The pole inserted into the ground to hold the mail box (I know, I'm weak...sigh)

Weak:

Eph3_12

weak: the wee-wee leak when you are unexpectedly frightened

fright

Marple

fright~being nervous of driving in England

insult

barbe1958

Insult: The puffy look your body gets with a down-filled ski suit 

Insulation:

fujiimama

Insulation: What happens two letters after graduation

Breathing:

Katlebbie

Breathing~ a place where if you want to eat you have bring you own food.

coughing

macyhen111

Coughing- choking on too hot, nasty Jack N The Box black coffee.                        Choking.

Eph3_12

choking: salutations to the empire head by a gang-banger (cho---king!)

empire

fujiimama

Empire: a large government entitie lead by a man with a large black cap, and black coal mask

Groovy

barbe1958

I thought of one for empire as I read the posts!:

Empire: The golden arches of a certain fast-food chain

Groovy:

Eph3_12

Groovy: awesome gravy

arch

fujiimama

Arch: when March acts more like Febuary.hmmmm

Nylons

barbe1958

Good one fuji!! I know what you mean, too, we get MORE snow instead of hints of Spring!!

Nylons: A pylon made of recycled pantihose

Hose:

Eph3_12

hose: my nose when I am fighting a cold

paragon

fujiimama

Paragon: Newly weds leaving the reception (well that pair are gone)

Membership

barbe1958

Membership: Where the semen comes out (pun intended!!!)

Semen:

fujiimama

Semen: the side effects of men in our lives

Effect

Eph3_12

Barbe & fujiimama-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa