Wacky Definition Word Game
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headset: When two heads are better than one
finance:
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finance: the dance a school of fish engages in
lattice
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lattice: The romaine that's been ravaged by hungry bugs
insect
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insect - joining a cult
join
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insect: someone deeply entrenched in a cult
trench
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Join - what my New York nephew calls his wife, Joan.
Trench - a new-fangled tool that combines a T-square and a wrench.
nephew
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Nephew: small drops of dog poo on the carpet.
Episode -
Episode: The part of "natural" childbirth that requires stitches
stitches:
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Stiches: instead of putting a sock in your hubbies mouth because he tells all your business and talks too much stitch his lips together.
Normally -
Normally: Norm, from Cheers, & his wife Ally (you know, like Brangelina or TomKat)
alias
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Alias: dark narrow street where ladies of the evening do their thing.
Narrow -
Narrow: The pain felt after you accidentally leave a thin strip of depilatory cream on the back of your leg.
depilatory:
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Dipilatory: small porcelain room where they place meds deep in your body.
Porcelain -
porcelain - the table on which the chefs lay the pork chops prior to grilling
flitter
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flitter: an apple fritter with less calories
stapler
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Stapler: a professional pantry stocker
pantry:
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pantry: a display rack for panties @ Victoria Secret
administrate
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The controller for who can cross the straits
controller
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Controller: ex convict who is now a shrimping boat captain.
Convict -
controller: the parole officer in charge of seeking out the violators
parole
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ooops I didn't switch pages.
Convict: Madoff's poor customers & family
parole
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pa role - the role of the family patriarch in a down home kinda way
patriarch
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controller - the leader of the search party sent out after a prisoner escapes.
escape
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Escape: Mr.Magicians outer garment
Garment -
garment - fishing lures especially designed to catch gar
lure
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patriarch: A new exercise move in which you bend over backwards while patting your stomach
lure:
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Lure: biodegradable oil for the toilet
Biodegradable -
biodegradable: your birth child who is in hot water over the report card
plod
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Plod: a very slow, unenthusiastic round of clapping
clapping
PS--thanks for your sweet comment on my anniversary post a few pages back, Joni
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Clapping: urinating during a bad case of an std.
Urinating
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