Wacky Definition Word Game

gardengumby

um..... bilical - The preacher who intersperses every single blessed thought with an uh or um

intersperse

hushkat

intersperse -  A lady named Inter has a purse.  It is Inter's purse.

breakfast

Marple

breakfast~rushing for the newly opened cash at McDonalds for my McMuffin fix.

muffin

Suzanne3131

"muffin" : Your answer when you've secretly jammed a lemon-poppyseed confection in your mouth and your husband wants to know what you're eating...

hunger

Marple

Suzanne~you crack me up. 

Eph3_12

Muffin was inspired!

hunger: the noise in the throat when arguing with DD & you are beyond frustrated & you say "Honey...(grrr) "

throat

gardengumby

thro - at  What you say to your grandson when teaching him to play catch.  Honey, throw at the mitt in my hand....

falderol

Eph3_12

falderol: a new med that is designed to help you not give a rip when you've fallen & can't get up

rigmarole

Jaytee

rigmarole:  a pasta dish that has so many ingredients and steps in its preparation that you always feel  exasperated when you try to make it.

persnickety

gardengumby

persnickety - purse snatcher

snide

Joanne58

(loved "muffin" too!)

snide: the snotty comment your husband makes when he discovers your hidden confections 

confection

Eph3_12

confection: candy coated words

inhale

Marple

inhale~a fast beer drinker

whisky

BeachBear

Whisky- also know as a much needed night cap.

Education

gardengumby

education - a vacation to a 3rd world country

fundamental

Meece

fundamental:  When the first thing you ponder in the morning is what you plan on buying with yor nest egg.

cryptic:

Loved Muffin!!!

gardengumby

cryptic - the ticket you buy to get a tour of famous cemeteries in New Orleans

cemetery

Eph3_12

hahahaha re: cryptic

cemetery: the secretary at the seminary

seminary

chabba

seminary - the freezer vault at the sperm bank.

sperm

Eph3_12

sperm: a very twisty curly Toni Home Permanent 

(but fast)

cyclone

Suzanne3131

cyclone:  When all the females in the office are PMSing at the same time

rhythm

Very cute, Joni!

Jaytee

omg, Suzanne...that was perfect!!!!!  

rhythm:   A type of church song that gets everyone clapping their hands.

melody

gardengumby

me lody - how a Cockney maid refers to the "mistress of the house"

signature

Eph3_12

signature: an autograph framed & hanging on the wall

autograph

Meece

Autograph:  The new electronic Spirograph which requires no actual hands on or creative thinking by the child using it.

Etch:

Eph3_12

Etch-an itch in the Southern states

platoon

DCMom

platoon- a blow up plate to save space in a picnic basket

bother

gardengumby

bother - a brother who gets on your nerves

nervous

Joanne58

nervous: A brand new waiter's shaky attempt to serve

Waiter

(PS--Going out to dinner tonight for our 32nd anniversary.  Glad DH still loves me, even though I'm flatter and fatter since '81

Eph3_12

waiter: the designated seat sitter at the Oscars when the stars have to go potty

headset:

(thanks for getting us moving again Joanne.  You are beautiful in your photo so why should he care if you are fatter & flatter? -thought that was pretty funny tho!)