Wacky Definition Word Game

um..... bilical - The preacher who intersperses every single blessed thought with an uh or um

intersperse

breakfast~rushing for the newly opened cash at McDonalds for my McMuffin fix.

muffin

Suzanne~you crack me up. 

thro - at  What you say to your grandson when teaching him to play catch.  Honey, throw at the mitt in my hand....

falderol

rigmarole:  a pasta dish that has so many ingredients and steps in its preparation that you always feel  exasperated when you try to make it.

persnickety

(loved "muffin" too!)

snide: the snotty comment your husband makes when he discovers your hidden confections 

confection

inhale~a fast beer drinker

whisky

education - a vacation to a 3rd world country

fundamental

cryptic - the ticket you buy to get a tour of famous cemeteries in New Orleans

cemetery

seminary - the freezer vault at the sperm bank.

sperm

cyclone:  When all the females in the office are PMSing at the same time

rhythm

Very cute, Joni!

me lody - how a Cockney maid refers to the "mistress of the house"

signature

Autograph:  The new electronic Spirograph which requires no actual hands on or creative thinking by the child using it.

Etch:

platoon- a blow up plate to save space in a picnic basket

bother

nervous: A brand new waiter's shaky attempt to serve

Waiter

(PS--Going out to dinner tonight for our 32nd anniversary.  Glad DH still loves me, even though I'm flatter and fatter since '81