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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    Good ebening NM - will 2nd dat prayer so ewes can enjoy all da festivities tanite.  Yahoooo!!!!

    DorKa - catch yer 40 winks...but ewe gotta be 'up' soon k??  Will send Stella in ta wake ya in a few!!

    I hope dis copies...I cudn't resist!!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    Crap AGAIN!!  Lost a post...dis toopid mifi bars keep nissapeering...if dis happens durin da BigOff n Auction...mese gonna b piss-ed off!!

    WaWa - i was saying...it will b a scorcher in LV nes week.  R u flying?  On Sun? or Mon?  Mese jes chompin at mese bit cuz da day is almost...well close...nearly here...YAHOOOOO!!!

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  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited June 2012

    Well, you all will be busy busy tonight...Bernie....how many doggies do you have?  Ha Sue...you were close..I didnt know how to refer to all of them..of course Ds1,2 the others were Mother, Father and brother....very good guess tho. 

    I Thinks the wenches this ebeing should be serven up da dwinks if you are keeping da boys busy with oder things..who is going to do their job?? 

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    Sounds like a plan, Cyn. We WILL be bizzy wid da boyz, so da girlz can bix all de dwinks! Hav fun tonight at de dinner!

    Sue, YES you posted those pics....yay!! Do you ever watch The Bachelor? One year, "Stephanie" was on...she was always overly madeup and overly dressed up. Anyway, she lives here, and she and my DD were in ballet classes together. Well, she was widowed when her DD was a baby (they had lotsa money, the new YMCA here has their name on it)...and she is still a bachelorette. SO when they have the Bachelor auctions here, usually she is the host. She really is pretty, and very nice, just sooooo much makeup!  YEAH, I noticed the heat in Vegas, yikes! We are flying in Sun ayem, have a long layover in Detroit, so get there late Sun night. ALMOST THERE!

    Okay, I am almost ready for TOO-NITE!

    WELL, I couldn't REALLY show what we are REALLY measuring!!!!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    BigOff, BigOff, BigOff !!!!!!!!!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    Ohhh...I shudda....shudda known father...toopid mese!!  Yes da wenches will soive us whilst wese do da BigOff...hope ewes can join us after your family time...hab fun!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    OK, this is appropriate for our BIG OFF tonight....this is the actual marker (built in 1925) at the entrance to where my Dad lives.....Look like anything familiar???? (They actually refer to this as the phallic symbol, when giving directions!)

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    WaWa - ewe a bad bad bad bad...goil!! LOL

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    I think Mr. Bigger should spank me for that, what do you think?Innocent

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    Just got an email from my dad, it is a squamous cell carcinoma, (I think usually these are benign?), and the surgeon cut off the "mushroom" top today, making it easier for both of them on June 11, when he will get it all cut out. He sounded fine, I told him to REST! He has been doing weedeating, shrub trimming, etc, knowing he might not be able to use that arm for awhile! Sheesh!!!!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    WaWa - Ok..will call you Monkey-Dey, jes to touch base.  I have never watched the Bachelor...so sad to hear of her past woes...but glad she is very active and has made a name for herself.  Gotta go feed DH...will be back in time for da BigOff.  Got's me Jose n eberting ready...yahooozooo!! 

    Alli - where ewes at...aren't ewe gonna b 1 a da judges??

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    Ohhh Whew!!! Wawa - soooo good about your dad and I pray that this is benign.  AND YES....ewe need a spankin...on dat note...off to feed me DH...BBL...MUAH!!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited June 2012

    KatwinkaHerHonor, thanks for the update. I am praying for b9 results. So glad you were updated.

    Okey den. Take dis as de eight minute warning.

    Cheers!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    One, two, three, four, is it almost time yet, huh, is it, is it???????? J/K!

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited June 2012

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    I heard that there are four contenstants in de green room. Dey are having their noses and other "key" parts powdered. HeHe.

    FIVE MINUTES GOILS

    Kathy, you want to go to de bar and have a seat on de stool marked JUDGE. De rest of us judges will be wearing name tags. Mine says Judge Dorky, please call me Your Honor.

    Who is coming? I need to have de wenches seat ebberybudyy. De curtain opens in five minutes, yep I said it.

    Come one, come all. It is the HTL's Foyst Annual Big off! May de biggest guy win !!

    why am I sweating? anybuddy else habbing hot flashes? 

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited June 2012

    security!!!?! we need your hailp, pronto!

    who de uck let him in??? Stella, what? He wants to partisipate? He what? Fourteen what?? Oh no no no no no no no! You disqualified from de judging. Judge KAtIe, do you agree? It takes two to diskwalifie Stella. Yay or Nay?? And I thought Cyd taught you a lesson on dis subject. Uh. We will resume momentarily.

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  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 7,799
    edited June 2012

    i would really like a whole bottle of scotch.  That of course will not happen.  a glass of really nice wine would be really nice right now.

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    Yuppers I agwee Dorkie, da Stella KINNOT bese a judge, no siree, no aftah letting in da mole boy!

    I am so fercited!!! Is it time yet? Are the Tenders fercited enuf yet to start de contest???? Where are all de judges????

    Judge Katie

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    *handing a BIG glass of vino to Apple.....*

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited June 2012

    Kathy, you are sooo funnee. Thanks for bringing the tools!

    De foyst contentor is our own Hunk. 

    Hunk, please stand in de contestant circle and take of yese pants!!

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    Mese will 2nd da mole boy outta here.  Wenches...vino for Apple...jose fer mese....seagrams/diet...n wha...jd/diet...mese don nose fer sure...jes git da dwinks!

    LET DA JUDGEMENT begin!!  DrumRoll....GO!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    YIPPPEEEEE wese getz ta start measuring their packages!!!!!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    WOW! How did Hunk keep ALL THAT hidden under his pants?????

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    Judge Katie - wha ewe score...1 ta 10 fer Hunk?  n wese ain't talkin 1 ta 10 inches either...wink wink!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    LOL Mema!

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    Mese tinks mese will hab ta see ALL de contestants, b4 giving them de score. WHO knows what the others will show us??????

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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited June 2012

    O tay den....goot idea...Judge Mema will 2nd dat motion...secwet ballots...mark em...o tay...Dotie...2nd contestant pweese!

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  • StellaTwinx
    StellaTwinx Member Posts: 64
    edited June 2012

    psssst, it's me Stella. I snuck in de back door and look who let me in? It is Jock and Pants. Dey are partisipating and practising dere bigness exercises. Dey is looking at pictures of Ali hahahaha. dat what she git for not showing up to de big off.

    psst agen? can someone tell Dorty and KatyJudge to please reconsider? I pwomise to behaze and I told Johnny boy dat I meet him at Starbucks in five minutes cuz de lounge has closed for emergentcee repairs. So mese pwomise he won't come back. 

    Oh mise, oh mese, look what I see's. I will share but don't tail Dork and don't tell de-mod police, okey? Dis a widdle big bad but since it animated, I tink *I HOPE* it won't get me tossed outta here agen!

    ***PICTURE TAKEN DOWN courtesy of *FWENDS OF De STELLA*

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  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited June 2012

    Yeah, Mistress Dork, Habs de next contestant "come"....

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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited June 2012

    Sorry, I got detained. Seems Stella is in the back room. She said that she will be right out with two surplizes. Hmmm. Who let her back in?? SUE?????????

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