how about drinking?

MemaSue56

OOOO NO....o tay den....got lap dances from Pants, AND Big n Bigger......mese is sooo funcused...dey all feel soo...well..it's jes sooo 'hard'...I mean difficult to decide...but mese made me votes...mese tinks dey all 'big' weiners...ahh mese means winners.  But...someone has ta win...so mese most points go to...drumroll....Wow Candy n Skates...ewe got da beat...da beat...oohh.. forgib me...o tay den...mese best of da bestest is.....MR BIGGER!!! 

wahine

...and the winner is??????????????????????

LOL at my new name! ball watcher....!

wahine

I gotz ta gib most of my votes to my home boy, Hunk! Although seeing that picture....hmmmmmm.....

Dara_Diverse

who's apple? did mese miss sumbody who came to join us in de lounge? mese berry dwunk. KataWinkydeedoll, do wese have a winner??? Please say it is Mr. Big. he willing to dump his biotch to tender for us. It was sure close but I want to hear de officalist rezolz of de competeeshion. I so furcited, I can't contain meseself.

And yo, Katawinkdedeedoll, where'd you go off to? hmmmmm. You best be careful. I hear dat Elizabeth and her ugly bro are calling you a HO. Sorry to be de bearer of bad news but uh....well jest sayin'

Love you girls. And thanks Cynd for popping in. How was your meal and how is de family?? Mese has a hug for yese!! (((CYNDIE)))...jest because.....

Ok, Judge Katrinka gots de results. Give em up goil.....

Dara_Diverse

did not mean to bump ya, Sue. Well although de offical winner in not announced, I'd day it is up to KatiJudge cuz we habs a tie right now. Rm Big and Mr Bigger. Which wins Mr. Biggest 2012 award? And guess what? Mese de prize. Jest cuz you goils sed I could make de rules. mese so smart sometimes. it is a win win.

StellaTwinx

 oh tank you for letting me stay. I had so much fun and Sue, you are right. Dey is all big wieners. So congrats to de BIGGEST Wiener who is......................

(KatiKleanhands???)

MemaSue56

LOL Dorka - yep...ya missed Apple  she wanted scotch..but wud settle fer some vino.  She been a silent 'ball' watcher.  Still waiting on Judge Katrinka....mese don kno who she gib da mostest points to...com'on Katrinka...spill it!!

MemaSue56

LOL DorKa - youse a scammer...AND a PRIZE....ewes jes hab ta wait til Katrinka gets her tallies done...ya mite be 'prize' fer mole boy ya kno!!  j/k  Can say dis tho...had a wunner nite...it was all jes so fercitin...mese 'microphone' is callin...hurry Katwinka...git ewe vote in...DorKa has put dibs on 1st n 2nd place weiners...so mese gotta answer da 'm'phone'...chit!

wahine

Awwww am I de only one dat voted for Hunk????? Sorry girls, I was in the back checking out the guys again, close and personal......but HEY Dorkie, youse gits ta be da prize?? Well dats only fair, you put on dis whole contests, so mese tinks dats be otay.

wahine

My math aint dat gud, looks like a 3-way, 3 way-TIE dat is, girlz gets yur minds outta dat gutter.......Oh, wait, didn't see Stella's vote....if I voted for Hunk, and Mema voted for Mr. Bigger, and Dorkadoodle voted for Mr. Big....or did I git dat mixed up???? Does Stella have the tie-breaker, or ball-breaker vote????

MemaSue56

See der DorKa  ewes git Hunk n Mr Bigger...hab a fun time dahhhlink....It's been real...it's been fun...it's been real fun...off ta bed fer me...night all!!

wahine

Night night SuzieBeautay....night night Mistress Adorkable, night night Hunk....no wait, Hunk you are COMING wid me.........

Dara_Diverse

mese jest talked to Staila and she said she boted for mr big. so dat, she de tie breaker.

Ok, Mr. Big, just you and me dis night. Dont foyget de condoms, mese know you been with dat Stella, she cant keep a secwet ebber. and for de record, never trust dat goil She jest double crossed mese agin and she has de johny boy in mese house. I am calling an exterminator cuz he bugs mese.

So you all going nighty night with de tender of yer choice? Sounds good to mese, just gotta rid mese house of de rat bastard named John walton. He is a loser, and not ebben a boozer. Might be time to file restraining order. I hope you goils can portend you witnessed him hitting her so de police take him away. Dat mese only hope. He ruining mese life with STella. Mema, please sleep on it. I do need a break although she has been home less dan two four hourlys.
Cheers and lots love to yese sleeping beautifes. mese be here but will be hiding out with my Mr. Big. Oh, he jest crawled into mese bed. Yippee, I can turn off de micorphone dis ebeening.

It's been wheel goils. tanks agen for playing with mese. De next sailabration is for Chrissy B. Tomorree enyboddy, hope you cam slobber up , mese mean sober up and do it agen tomorroww. Huggies to all. You goils are simply put....de berry berry best breast fwemds a goil can eben dream of and you are mines. HUGS again.

Cyndielou

haha goils you so funney....you scared da apple right out of da tree and straight out the doahs of the HTL....and all she did was sit on the sidelines and sip some wine.  Dinner was good but I was so tired and so was  DS2....And it was so late...by eyeballs are burning so Im hittin the hay....I'll be back in the ayem..Nite ya'll..Stella da della ...Im glad you didnt envite da moley boy in....sheesh...

chrissyb

Oh Boo!!!   I missed da BigOff!!!   Hot damn that was a lotta fun and youse goils had mees rolling on the floor wishing I was dere.  MMMM a tie is good I could lib wid dat!  Yahooooo!!!  what a celebration!!!!

 Stella, youse was a bad, bad goil!  youse need to start behabin youse silly self and bees guut for your Mommie DOrk.

Headin for dee bar and wantin a BIG whatebber.......wonder is da boice are all still here.....meybe ise kin git some after checking done........ise tink dey bees up for dat........

TITIES UP !!!!!    Chrissy

NativeMainer

I missed it!  I fell asleep and missed the Big Off!  And boy did I miss a party!  Congrats to all the weiners, ah winners, I mean.  A night to go down in HTLK history!  Who's got the pics????????????????

NativeMainer

Oh, great, the next word on the Wacky Definition game thread is "spunky" !

juliet62

i cleaned my  bifocals especially for the big off,  sorry i didn't comment then but i needed to go and have a lie down after the competition

goldie0827

Mema, that is great on losing the weight. And losing 5 lbs is better than gaining 5! And the other thing, with our height, it's hard to see that amount of weight. As for the movies, we didn't make it. Too much other chit that we had to do while in town. As for George, we will sever all ties, but not going down without a fight. Like I said, he has done nothing but put stuff in a box. He knew NOTHING about computers even. We had to teach him about emails.

LOL.....KAT on a hot tin roof! Good one.

OH CHIT, just saw I have 4 pages to catch up on. Must be the "BIG off".

Yes Julie, George needs to be beat. We went to the bank yesterday to have him taken off of our Mr Drip account, and I kept saying to the girl "take im out".

Bernie, the inherited cottage sounds exciting. Pictures????? We know you can do it!

Dork, you and Kat are cracking me up with this contest. And NM, praying for no phone calls, to ahem, WATCH. DorK getting a mani.

Cyn, glad you are feeling better.

Well, I will have some GREAT reading later, 3 pages as of now. Tis 6 am and I need to get outside and help clean up the warehouse and start putting shelves in, before it gets too hot. I guess George went to see a lawyer yesterday. Soooooooo, we had plans to go to Phx on Thursday, as we have doctor appts and I have to do tests. But now, we are going on Tuesday. We are going to blind side George, but we have to make sure we can do it, and it's legal. You see he has tens of thousands of $$$ worth of OUR merchandise. So we plan to call Tuesday afternoon, on the business phone. He will be gone, but if we call around 4, that is reasonable. Leave message that we will be there in the morning to get our stuff. Well he won't get the message until that morning and we will be just around the corner waiting, with trucks and help. He will have the doors open and the alarm off. Might be going with legal assistance gal (she used to be an attorney and known for being a biotch) and law enforcement. Will also have proof of our purchases. So I will be reading, and replying when I can to my breasties.

Oh forgot, good news on your dad Kathy. That is certainly a relief!

Huggles around

Cyndielou

HEY Chrissy!!!  I think I said it but I'll say it again...Congratulations on getting off that horrible medicin...so glad things went well! As for da shoppin.....I can get a little out of controll but I try to limit myself to thrift store shopping these days and I spend a lot less...Im kicking myself for missing out on 50% off day at Goodwill last Sunday tho...do you have Goodwill stores in AU? 

Whats going on at the HTL today??  Or is everyone pooped out from all of last nights excitemnt? 

Cyndielou

Wow..I only saw Chrissy's post after mine last night and now Im seeing a bunch more....I didnt eben see dem.....Lori your up hella early!!  You did miss quite the night for the other goils...I popped my head in now and then to check out what was going on. 

I've been a little out of the loop the past couple days since getting those meds and DS2 coming yesterday and everything. Hope everyone has a great weekend...ttyl

wahine

*yawning*......"WTH"????......"Who is this in my bed????".....oh yeah, its "cuming" to me now.....some us us galz took a TT home wid us....boy what a NITE!!! Gotz ta sneak Hunk outta here b4 my DH notices......gotz ta be QUIET.....*whew*, did it! Now to take some lessons from Lori so I can twy to be "innocent" this ayem. MUMs (cums?) da woid....remember girlz, what happens at the HTL, STAYS at the HTL!!!!.

You other girlz shudda, cudda, wudda, been here last night. We had such fun!!! And Cyn was sweet to check in on us every so often. Wish you had taken Stella wid you last night CynCyn, she was a baaaaaaaaaaad gurl. Wonder if all those pics stayed posted? Sumtimes dey getz confiscated and go *poof*. At the Celebration partay for dear Chrissy tonight, mebbe wese shud have the Tenders and Wenches get everything ready early, so they can ALL partay wid all of us tonight. Sound good?

Lori, that is so scary, but glad you are not going there without backup! Got to protect your investment and secure what is yours. Will be on pins and needles (ouch!) until I know you got your stuff OUT of there, safely. Give Darrell a big hug from me, I know this is esp hard on him since that was his good friend. Hope you get a lot done before it gets toooooo hot today!!!

NM, ya know wese don't take pics at our HTL partays!!! That would be too incriminating. BTW, did you add a new acronym? What is the HTLK? LOL. ANd funny about that word today being "spunky"....ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Loved everyone's comments dis ayem, toooooo bad more of youse didn't join in last night. I think the other Tenders and Wenches felt left out. We jest could take care of Hunk, Mr. Big and Mr. Bigger. Well, on second thought, Stella prolly took care of all the rest. Shes soooooo bad, dat goil.

Lovely day here today, but gotz lots to do. ANd the a/c guy is supposed to come do some work today...the termite inspec guy found a prob under the house with the a/c drain pipe being kinked or sumtin, and leaking all over. Sheesh! Sumtin alwayz happens right b4 a trip. Just hope he gets it all done today!

Bottomz Up! Titz Up! Belly Up (to da bar)!

Katharina

BernieEllen

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now, time for you to sample our game, African roulette". He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
"One of them's a cannibal."

BernieEllen

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OK Babes, now you all share where you live.  The girl in the pics isn't me, my friend from Belgium

Cyndielou

Bernie....that is adorable..just what I would imagine a little irish cottage to look like.  Looks like something from a fairy tale.  Makes me want to sit outside and drink some stout/ale ...ne way..a pint of something out of a big frosy mug.  Just love it!