how about drinking?

Hi Dahhhlinks!  Had a nice time with DH last night.  We had an early dinner at a place called the Golden West.  Then picked up a cake as it was a co-workers Bday, and took it in for nitecaps at Stateline.  Had a goot time and da vehicles behaved demselves too.  We came home and sat up half the night watchin ‘Hatfields & McCoys'.  Der is still one more part dats on tonite I think. 

Juliet - I need glasses too...LOL.  My DH was reading with me this morning, when we got to your PMS post...he made me print it out...thot dat jes tooo funny...he'll take it to woik tamary and have lots a fun with it.  Thanks!

NM - You are jes too wonderful for words.  Thank you for educating us all about the rads.  I jes love Olive Garden.  We don't have one here, but when I meet my Dispatch Dinos in LV, that is usually a common meeting place.  And I too eat waaay tooo much.  Glad you had a great time with your mom.   Have to agree with Goldie about the Morning Glory.  Didn't even plant them and we have 3 huge bushes.  They are pretty when in bloom but I'm really not fond of them.  Want something else in my garden bed.  Diff temps here so have to be careful cuz of the intense heat.

Bonfire of the Goddesses - hmmm will have to do some sploration.  I read all da posts, did the ‘BIGgen' (goot one Alli) judging take place yet?  And did ya wear blindfolds (funny WaWa) or yes eyeball em?  ahem...goot one WAWA!!!

Alli - I finally downloaded all 3 ‘shades of gray' on my nook, haven't started them yet, but Kay post reminded me of what's in store for me n my ‘microphone'.  Lubbed da ‘loser habs more ‘responsibilities'...ewes cwack mese up!  And mese warned jStella bout mo boy...dat ewed git prudy ‘twisted'.  But she don listen...she jes do wha her bad self wanna do. 

DorKa - I wanted to see da lights on ewe fountain...am sad da weather turned to chit.  Mebe tanite wese can all get a peek?  Of da lights and da Mr Big n Bigger?  Jes askin.  Hope da storm passed and you didn't suffer any damage. 

CynCyn - ya shudda let Stella claw dat techboys eyes out.  Now that NM has enlightened us all, you have some ammo to ‘git into der faces' with next time you see your doc.  One ting you will learn around here, is how to be your own advocate and INSIST on things we normally wouldn't.  I love these goils!!  Am shore your vision of my ‘skeeter eaten' parts was pretty right on...ya kno what ‘camel toes' are?  Well...dat was me fer weeks...chittin skeeters! 

Well now...3 goils may git ‘face-time' in Sept...hmmm...keep me posted on the dates and mese jes may hope on a plane meself n join ya...anyone else? 

Bernie - ROTF LMAO....I'm still on the floor and not even lopsided...LOL 

Goldie - How did it go with George taday?  Ref the ‘red solo cup' had to use dat method(fill, pour on road, fill again, etc 3x's) one time when my mom and I were stuck on I15 for 45 mins, in da heat, and only 12 miles So of Mesquite.  I couldn't believe me ol ma didn't hafta use it too.  Her bladder was twice da size a mine I guess.  Love da ‘DOTD'....I'll hab 2 or 3 pweeze...but no ‘salad'...dat part looks like it tastes nasty. 

Paula - ‘Deja Poo'  how apropoooos...That Ojo Caliente sounds, looks, marvelous.  Would give jes about n e thing to have a few days of that.  Thanks for sharing.

Chrissy - These doc appts and US n stuff on Thurs...Mese will go wif ya...weellly widdle.  I need to kno you be OK.  But mese not a shopper, so will come home after yer appts.  I hope you find a new recliner and printer and MOST OF ALL will b praying your shopping will be a sailabration!!!  ((c))

Camel Toes...

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

Arrgh!

LMAO Sue, bout you sayin you looked like camel toe after da skitters got ya where da sun don't shine....THEN you post da pic of sum camel toes.....toooo hilarious!!!!! Glad you had such a nice time with your DH last night!

Den our Bernie posts da pic of da camel, den the spiked watermelon, den de funnneeeee condom yolk......LOL!!!!!

CHrissy, mese lubs ta shop too, so when Sue bows out, den mese will join you foah some retail therapy! Had to laff though bout you habbing to go printer shopping....as I have THREE hooked up to my puter in case one acts up, one thats laser just for B/W, then a good photo one, etc. PLUS an extra one still in da box! And of course lots of extra ink! I hate some printers though that make you buy ALL colors, even if you only want to print b/w, can't do it without ink in all da colors. Its a racket!!!! You end up spending MORE on ink than on the printer, so you might want to read some reviews and see which ones use less ink, or the ink costs lesss, etc. GOOD LUCK, but esp on seeing if that clot is GONE!!!

Well, more to write, but gotz ta get ready and go shopping (!), and run some errands. Will ketchup wid youse all latah....

Latah gatahs.....

Katwinka-dedwinka-deshoppah

OOOOOO yeah...the gal with the camel toe musta been tipsy...

Bernieellen, you crack me up! Falling over from the radiation swelled boob! I still drop things all the time and blame it on neuropathy. Now I can blame my clumsiness on radiation!



Camel toes and melons! This is a crazy day at the htl.

Hey Dahhlinks!  I'm back...ready for Pau Hana....Gots me a wodka n 7...who's ready for a dwinkie or two or tree?

Bernie - LOL  jes love that you are back...puttin a smile on all our faces...ewe da bestest...weelly!  Is dat melon full a wodka too?  Looks like a poifeck summer dwink...in fact...mese jes may try n tap a melon meself one day soonliest. 

WaWa - You done shoppin/errands yet?  Com'on, les dwink.  Got a toikey breast in da oven...n da sides ready ta go.  Yum!

Kay - Y the Arrggh...wassup?  Com'on you can share wif us.  Spill it goil...mese promise mese still wuv ewe!

Paula - seriously...dey gots a gazillion pics of goils with dat going on if you google it.  Too funny huh.  I bet u saw em when you found da 'real' camel toes. LOL

Ooops - tink mese bumped Kittycat....lemme git Mr Pants to refill dat dwink fer ya...hang on goil!

LOL WAWA....aaaahhhahahahahaha....specially dat las one a dwunk camel...tooo funny.  Mr Pants had a big secret to tail me...actually show me...wink wink.  He n Jock n Snowboy got wind of our plan to hab da exposay of Mr Big n Bigger...so day gonna be 'showin' der own 'luggage' to all us goils tanite....I tail em dat until wese sees da Big n Bigger dat mese can't possibly comment on ders.  So when's wese gonna do dis...ifin wese don't soon wese gonna hab alll kinda 'flauntine' goin on at da HTL tanite.

WooHoo, let them flaunt!!! Not sure when our Big-Off is....gotz ta ask Dorkie. Luv how all the guys are trying to show off their "stuff"!

tanx foah da dwinkie, Suzie....what are youse dwinkin????

SALVATION in the form of a little pill and I have 40 of them..thank you goils for encouraging me to ask..a little tears helped too...so please esscusse me as I may have problems remember all that goes on for bit.....If I didnt know before (I did..I think there was a song and I think it had something to do with Sharon Osborne or her show or sumtin) there is no way I couldnt know now...camel toe...goils...you's sooo funnee...and Bernie...chit woman..you got me rolling on the floor constantly and its not because I fell  over either...(I'll use the lopsided boobie in the future tho) but because of your pics and your "organ" joke. 

Sues....Toikey and not on a holiday...lol..I know its edible other times of the year also but it ruines it for me on the holidays if I eat it any other time of the year..I did it one year because wally world had it so cheap and it pissed me off that I wasnt able to enjoy it at its fullest when it came time in the fall/winter....has anyone ever tried Turduckin?? There is a place in Sarastoa up the road a ways that is notorious for it and has been on food network because of it..would like to try it some day ..maybe on a holiday... last Turkey day my family...and my ex-PB ate a dutch resturant because my parents kitchen was being remodeled...I hate eating out on a holiday that is meant to be spent at home..or someone elses home..just a home...My parents had us trek to Plymouth a couple of times when we were young ...pissed me off.....well well.....just wait till I get going in November.

I guess I should shut up now...lol...see what happens when Im on good drugs?? Soaking the foob in saltwater rags ..its my weekend and Im going to work on healing oh..and cleaning for DS2's arrival..I picked up book one of 3.............. ha...The Hunger Games....you all thought I picked up that 50 shades didnt you...ehhhh....sry goils..but I am considering picking up a microphone soon...its been a while...TMI....

Oh...one more thing STELLA is just the most fabulous addition to our home...although she is a wodka lush..but to each his own poison....and not a mention of mole boy the whole time..I think she forgot about the slots ..I just have to keep her away from the beach ...she may catch on then....whoops....

TTYL Ladies..... xoxo

Cyn It is the 3-episode movie of The Hatfields and the McCoys. I have taped it but haven't watched any of it yet. Sue might let us know if it is worth watching or not. What place is that in Sarasota? Might try it...had heard of Turducken (or turduckin) but never had it. My relatives live in Sarasota (moved there from HI), and since we will be in LongBoat Key, that will be close. GLAD youse gotz sum drugs now....YIPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Where are Karen, and Gail and Kristy?

Hugs, Yay for Drugs, and Beer Mugs,

Kit 'n Katdoodle

LMAO Dorty....