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Dara_Diverse

Here is the post I found, going back to July 2011 where I start talking about Stella. who'd have thought my friend would come to life.  It was bitter sweet reading back as this was the time that our Junie was still with us here on Earth but was not doing well. RIP Junie. I love you and miss you.(and now you will see why Stella spends so much time "shaking" her pedometer. hehe.  here is my post: 

Hiya gals,

Sorry to go off subject but this is Junie approved. I am not sure if you remember my friend Stella, but she works for this mortgage company who was recently featured on the national news. My friend is beside herself over this report as it portrays her employer as being so caring when it comes to their employees health. The thing is, this newscast blatantly excludes the fact that my company changed their health care covergage plan under Aetna, A++ to a plan that is under CIGNA what I would rate as D-. I believe will will have to pay out of pocket a minimum of $50k for my visit to the hospital. This makes me soooo angry!! If any of my breast friends would like to send letters to the The Morning Show to tell them what is REALLY going on, let me know and I will write it and pay for it but not under my name. Gosh, I need a drink. It is nearly 1:30am and I am revved up. Here is the link. I would be proud to show where I work if not for the insurance thing. The company motto should be "we care about you as long as you are well" F them!

Again, this link is from my friend's employer and my friends name is Stella.

Anyone want to drink??

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7373175n&tag=cbsnewsMainColumnArea;cbsnewsMainColumnArea.0

MemaSue56

Hiya DorKa - That post was before my joining too.  Even tho I didn't kno Junie, I feel like I do after having been around and face time with Lori.  She showed me pics of her too.  RIP...wif a Miller Lite in hand!

It was Alli who made da picture and 1st took Stella on a Koman Walk.  Then Stella came with me about a month later I think, on my Koman walk.

This is Stella in LV on May 5.  She was lots of fun but momma Dork is right...boy craziest dat goil iz!!!

Undy - when are you and DH going to be in LV to renew your vows?  Hoping it's not in early July so we can get some face-time. 

Cyndielou

Sue...Thank you so very much for pointing me in Stella's direction....I know her type..I've known a few "Stellas" in my day.Dorty...send her down here to Venice for a few days...I will have to send her back by Fried-dey tho because dats when DS2 arrives and my hands will be full and I wont have time to keep an eye on her behavior. 

Juliet....I know the swamp land is pleantiful here...Im making a list.....hoping the Beryl is keeping a safe distance from you.  I read through the "hurricane" info magazine that Sweetbay put in my groceries tonight...any idea why Pudding is on the list of must haves for supplies??  Do they mean already made or mix...Im confused.

Allie, your Aubrey is a gorgous little diva...love the big sun glasses...your day on the lake looks fantastic...oh what I would do to have a day to relax like that...maybe someday.  My little girl is a "mini me" also and quite the diva as well. 

Happy Twoe's-dey Chrissy!!!

I just saw the most disturbing comercial....good lord....anti smoking comercial...Im so glad I quit a couple years ago....chit.  One good thing I can thank my ex-PB (psyco biatch..unless the abreviation is already taken) for is the quitting smoking deal...I was sick of hearing her yammer on and on about it.. was less painful to just quit...women are difficult...lol... but she was actually crazy..I had to see a counselor after her ..the counselor verified my sanity.

K..so Dorty...bring on Stella baby!!!

MemaSue56

CynCyn - hmmm I'm liking the ex-PB abbre...I can't think of it being used already...so I say YEA/PB for psyco biotch...unless one of da other goils remembers it being used for sumtin else.  Where you are, is that on the Gulf side, or are you in line for Beryl too?

Cyndielou

Cool....Im glad PB isnt taken..well, at least thus far...whatcha drinkin Sue...Im ready for anutha....

Im on the gulf..so no threat from Beryl.

Cyndielou

I just noticed Stella near the finish line...did she make it?? 

MemaSue56

Oh good CynCyn - prayers out to Juliet that she stays safe.  I'm habbin a widdle decaf-brandy-foofoo(caramel-machiatto coffee creamer).  Didn't sleep fer chit last nite so no caffeine tanite...may hab jes a shot a killa in a bit, dat usually good for putting mese out for da night.  Yes, Stella made it to da finish line....she only involved in one incident on da walk where she almost clawed da eyes outta a goil a a bikini...here's dat pic.

Whatchu dwinkin?  Looks like jes ewes n mese tanite...huh...n e 1 else out der dwinkin?

Cyndielou

Lol.....yep jest you and mese looks like....I didnt sleep berry well last couple nights..though it hurts like hell to roll over with da burns ... I been havin horrible nightmares too....Im just sippin my brewskies.   Natty's

MemaSue56

ahh...well kachink dahhlink!  I can only imagine that kinda pain...I hope it's over soon.  I think i remember June 13 for the rads?  Do you kno what you tx will be after that?  What's with the nightmares?  What dey about?

StellaTwinx

Hi Cyndie Lou, I so fircited to come to Venice to meet you. I promise to bring sunshine with me and make you smile. i will try to be a good goil. Dorty said that maybe you can sway me away from uhhh, men. She tinks I have a problem but I jest have fun. I will not tail John Boy where I am going this time as he follows me everywhere. He tinks I am in love with him but you all know my secret. I want to marry him and get the rights to his show, "de Waltons", kill of his ho sister den take all dat money and build a real church at the HTL, pay for Dork's medical expenses and I can donate de rest to buy lots and lots of wodka. Mese jest lub wodka.

Dis another pic I took of Alli, her family, her friend and baby Brandon. He is adorable and I had a lot of fun. But i was getting jeolous of de baby too cuz he was getting all de attension and me and Aubrey thought Alli/mommy did not love us muchliest as she love de baby. Ok, I am off, de ufo is here. me did bwing lots of wodka. I wonder if C Lou has homemade wine at her house too. So I am looking forward to getting spoiled by Cydnie. See you soon!! will miss you mama Dorkist. Mwahhhh, kisses and hugs to all xoxoxoxo

Cyndielou

I see my MO in a couple of weeks...I didnt realize that I wouldnt get treated today..My mom wrote 13Jun down..but what it comes down to is 12 more..however they may fall...I will be on Tamoxafin for 5 years..I have my hysterecomy mid July....they cant do that soon enough..Im producing estrogen as we speak... nightmares have been of DS1 taking over ... actually saw his friends doing cartwheels out my bedroom window...ok...my dreams sound really crazy when verbablized...roflmfao

StellaTwinx

i am off to Venice, yippeee!

Dara_Diverse

Hi girls,

I am here with you and jest ordered you some dwinks. Beer for Cynd and Jose for Sue.

I hope the burns start to feel better, Cyndie. I can't even imagine. I am praying that you heal very quickly. You are almost there. I tink you have only two more fwidays den you be all done. We will have a big a$$ party for you too. We have thrown some jamming parties in sailabration of goils finishing dere treatments. Alot of goils nessapear after de partay, I so glad you will be around, I jest know it. I love ya, you lots of fun. And my God,I will try not to complain about not being able to sleep on my stomach, it must be horrible trying to get comfy. Remember, dis too shall pass. And I really do admire you goil, you must hurt like hell yet you come on here and say very little about it. You are certainly a real hero in my eyes. And love the term X-PB. I am glad you passed de sanity test, specially since you are going to be caring for my Stella. I jest told her and she is packing up and de UFO will have here to you by midnight. Do lock de windows as she like to sneak Mole boy in de window or sneak out in de middle of de night. I had an ankle monitoering bracelet on her but she took it off and hid it. Dat goil, one day of her and I am tired of her shenanigans. I know she is plotting a way to get John boy over dere. but I am not giving her the address, she will tink she is in Nevada - she a dumb blond and wont know de difflence. hehe.

I am heading to the water slide, dey filled it with ice. And since it is virtual, I can play, yippeee!

Cheers ma dears.

Dara_Diverse

Stella, I bumped you. Sorry about the spilled wodka, I make you anudder for de road. Be good for Cyndie. I will miss you!

Cyndielou

ahhh...I love the Baby!!! But I promise to love you muchly also Stella...I can take you to Toti's tomoree night..its their closing night and they have much wodka and all da boys jus wan nuther boys so you will be able to behave...and  Im thinking if the mole boy follows you that he may be busy wid the oda boys there...I can protect you from him...I think you should give up on the Walton legacy..its not for you and da ho sistah lizbeth is next in line fohah it anyways...

StellaTwinx

yippeee. I will try to git over the feelings in my fart for JohnBoy. But his mole is cutliest. Maybe we can meet sumbuddy else with a mole?

This is for you Alli, I know he makes you hot! lmao!

Okey, I all buckled in de UFO and will be in Las Vegas in 15 minutes. I thought I was going to venice Fl but Dorty told me no, you going to stay with Cyndie L at her Vegas mansion. And I like my wodka on de rocks, please. Tank you.

MemaSue56

Oooppss...been missing out here...Stella...ewes betta b goot to ms CynCyn.  LOL Cyn bout ho sista in line fo da money n e way...yea...ewe shud b able to convince Stella to gib it up. 

DorKa - aint' it gr8...to b able to virtually git in da pewl....wait...les go down da slide together...make a big kersplash...yahoo!!

MemaSue56

LOL Stella - Alli gonna kick ur butt next time ewe sees her ya kno dat right?...n ifin u gonna b in LV at Cyn's mansion, ya betta share da loci, so's I can send mese vegas peeps to keep on eye on u!! 

MemaSue56

O tay den goils....it's waaayyy past mese bedtime....hoping for lotsa sleep tanite...hope da same for all ya'll too!

MUAH!!

Cyndielou

Its been a great night goils...but Stella just arrived and I want to lay down the ground rules...so bettah head out...head and eyes are heavy and the day after a long weekend at work is a biatch...although today was tres busy... yikes...gotta run...ttfn..bottoms up.

Dara_Diverse

~sigh~

it is nice and quiet with Stella gone. Now I can relax with you SuzzQ! Yippee, down I go...ahhh, de water is delightful. Do you tink we could git an elavator going up to de top, I too exhausted to keep climbing all dose steps. Hmmm. I was tinking about portending to be drowning so dat Snowboy can rescue me. He is de tender on lifeguard dutay dis ebening! Down I go, weeeeeeee!

juliet62

i'll have to join you in the hlt pool dorty as a a buble of fluid behind my incision decided to pop!ewwwwwwwwwwww.cyccyn i'm in cape coral which is south of you on the gulf side,  got my hurricane guide today in the paper .there's no mention of pudding in mine!  i get to work through a storm so i must take snacks and esential supplies unfortunately work does not class wodka or beer as essential supplies  ps the overhead call for severe weather is CODE BROWN

BernieEllen

BernieEllen

"Lord, confound this surly sister,
Blight her brow with blotch and blister,
Cramp her larynx, lung and liver,
In her guts a galling give her."
Curse created by John Millington Synge

go get her Wahine

BernieEllen

Morning Juliet

Dara_Diverse

Sue and Cyndie, hoping you are both snug as bugs in a rug and sleeping soundly. Had fun with you gals.

Bernie, OMG, I am cracking up over the mole pic. The sunrise photo is beautifulled. Nice to see you, sending you hugs.

Juleit, what? I hope that is a small bubble that popped. I guess you of all people would know if you needed medical attention. Be safe, I will be praying that the hurricane does not affect you. Hugs to you too. 

Well it nearly time for me to call it a night. I was enjoying some meditating out back. I was so comfy, had on soft music then bam, I got stink bombed on my arm with fn stink bugs. I HATE THEM . I had to wash with two different soaps to get the stench off my arm, came back outside and was hit again on my other arm. THEN, the most awful thing, I pick up my drink to slurp and if you can believe it, the stench was in my dwink!I thought that it was on the cup so I tranferred it into another cup but it still stank. I had to dump it out and revert to water. Damn, these bugs do not bother anyone but me. Does anyone else have this issue? I HATE them so much and they hate me back. I could go on with odder stank stories, it is unreal. 

Well goodnight goils. Good night John boy, your ho sister. Good night Mama. Good night Papa. And Papa, give you ho daughter a lecture on acting proper. 

Love you girls. Hope to see you all tomorree, we has to schedule dat BIG OFF! 

Cheers!

undercoverebel

GOLDIE-There's an expensive Blue Hawaii themed wedding but for the same $ I could fly to Hawaii! Sounds like yours was really fun,hopefully mine will be too. How could you not have fun in Vegas??? NM and WAHINE-Not to worry-i'm def getting the streamed wedding so you all will be w/me on that day. I didn't even know about that until you mentioned it. SILLY ALI-You didn't know I was married because I rarely mention DH. Ironically i'm on a few social media sites like Facebook,Myspace,Twitter etc but I really don't socialize. I just make jokes,talk to a few close friends but don't talk about my personal life. In fact you all know more about me than most ppl on those other sites if that tells you anything! And yes,we will be married by Elvis,lol. JULIET-What's new in Florida? MEMA-Too bad yours is next year,we could have had a dbl wedding,haha. DORK-All I can advise is run when you see one of those things standing on it's head. I hated those bugs as a kid,ran whenever I saw one coming. And of course I came back,where else can I go when DH,my mom and everyone else drive me crazy?! Here's to our sanity,cheers!

juliet62

ok let me know the date and i will be the one in the big hat and a glass of good stuff plus kleenex because you after to cry at weddings,  please keep your stink bugs up there dorty as we have enuff down here as it is.  thank you for the beautiful sunrise bernie, and a good morning to you

juliet62

me this morning and i've had my tea

undercoverebel

Hahaha,okay Juliet. But this is an Elvis wedding,I don't think tears are allowed. But I can promise you the best virtual champagne. Why wait,i'll send you some now,enjoy.