Wacky Definition Word Game

umpire:  The guy who guards the door at the State Building

umpire:  A rare breed of undead who shuts the lid on his casket and hollers "sssafe!"

pyromaniac 

funeral:  the drink you order when you are feeling down (fun + alcohol)

alcohol

Pretty lame when you feel you have to explain the definition!)  

Aluminum: the smallest number of graduates you're willing to plan a reunion for.



Graduate:

buffet~what one does after applying polishing wax

furniture

good one gardengumpy

dinosaur - too much lemon in the veal piccata.

piccata

Veal: the first time you have to Bare your Chest for examination making you feel like a piece of meat, as supposed to repeated exams, AKA reveal.



Examination

examination:  The critical analysis that takes place after ending a relationship, in order to learn from your mistakes.

mistake 

fishing~looking through your endless files for the results of the FISH test.

endless

endless - when you are getting close to getting rid of the last of the accumulated "junk" before packing to move.

accumulate

accumulate~getting all your tax papers together after the deadline

paper

floss:  The death of your beloved Aunt Florence

highbrow

highbrow:  The "doo" you paid big bucks for, at the upscale salon, which made your bangs so short that your forehead looks like it has a Caterpillar crawling over it.

system:

epilator - an elevator taking young men to the "barber" prior to boot camp

invention

carrier - the little box you take home your new jewelery in (from Cartier)

 latte