Wacky Definition Word Game

Suzanne3131

umpire:  The guy who guards the door at the State Building

umpire:  A rare breed of undead who shuts the lid on his casket and hollers "sssafe!"

pyromaniac 

gardengumby

pyromaniac - the women who jump on/in their husband's funeral pire

funeral

NativeMainer

funeral:  the drink you order when you are feeling down (fun + alcohol)

alcohol

Pretty lame when you feel you have to explain the definition!)  

gardengumby

decorations for the Christmas tree made out of aluminum foil  (that was fun when I was a kid)

aluminum

pj12

Aluminum: the smallest number of graduates you're willing to plan a reunion for.



Graduate:

pj12

graduate! What you think to yourself when you realize the buffet is serving some pretty weird Chinese dishes

buffet  

Marple

buffet~what one does after applying polishing wax

furniture

gardengumby

furniture - what elves sit on

fossil

Marple

good one gardengumpy

Marple

fossil~a place for old old knick knacks

dinosaur

chabba

dinosaur - too much lemon in the veal piccata.

piccata

Marple

piccata~the procedure used to access a picc line

veal

pj12

Veal: the first time you have to Bare your Chest for examination making you feel like a piece of meat, as supposed to repeated exams, AKA reveal.



Examination

Marple

examination~when one doesn't have to do breast self exams any more (post mast)

linger

Suzanne3131

examination:  The critical analysis that takes place after ending a relationship, in order to learn from your mistakes.

mistake 

gardengumby

linger - the best kind of cod that sits in one place at the bottom (ling cod)

mistake - the steak the waiter put in front of you when you had ordered salad

fishing

Marple

fishing~looking through your endless files for the results of the FISH test.

endless

Marple

BTW gardengumby, great save.  AND, love mistake.

gardengumby

endless - when you are getting close to getting rid of the last of the accumulated "junk" before packing to move.

accumulate

Marple

Gosh, you are on a roll Sister!

Marple

accumulate~getting all your tax papers together after the deadline

paper

gardengumby

paper - buy a single sheet at a time

floss

Suzanne3131

floss:  The death of your beloved Aunt Florence

highbrow

Marple

highbrow~a bad waxing job that makes you look perpetually surprised

epilator

Meece

highbrow:  The "doo" you paid big bucks for, at the upscale salon, which made your bangs so short that your forehead looks like it has a Caterpillar crawling over it.

system:

Marple

system~the sisterhood connection we have on BCO

epilator

gardengumby

epilator - an elevator taking young men to the "barber" prior to boot camp

invention

Meece

invention:  The development of a way for women to internally ward off hot flashes

carrier

gardengumby

carrier - the little box you take home your new jewelery in (from Cartier)

 latte

chabba

OHHH, I want a carrier!