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  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited February 2012

    Fuzzy - it is so sweet when someone has given you major grief and you can hand them a heaping helping of it back when they least expect it.  I've got a few I'm just waiting for, looking for just the right moment to inflict the sweetest revenge possible.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Da-da-da-dah-da-da-da-da-da.....

    buh-da-dahhhhh, buh-dah-daa...

    its the theme song to Rocky! LOL. Sounds way better in my head!

    Sheila, thanks for finishing up!

    That rotten stinky forked-tounged with way too much blue eye shadow that will never match her pasty oily un-naturally white skin tone with equally poor decisions on hair color should have picked someone else.

    Was that a run on sentence? Must be a side effect to "unstable". Hee hee

    The best thing though....my DH and my sisters of the Romp Room celebrated with me. Freedom to express myself is priceless.

    XOXO

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Chabba....your time will come and it is truly worth the wait!!! Can you describe the situation? We got your back!

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  • 1vamom
    1vamom Member Posts: 167
    edited February 2012

    there's one main guy on my list-- luckily enough, since he hasn't been interested in talking about anything "cancer" or "jen-related," he HAS been snooping around on breastcancer.org, you know, keeping track without having to show any interest, or respond in any way.

    So, at least he gets some sense of the things I hide from him, since he doesn't care?

     Does that make ANY sense?

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    He spies on You? What a creep!!!

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  • 1vamom
    1vamom Member Posts: 167
    edited February 2012

    yeah, pretty much a creep.

    loooong story there.  Apparently i said something about how i should put his toothbrush in the potty, well, didn't even specify who i was thinking about, but now it's threats about how stupid I am to post threats on a public forum that he can take to his lawyer, (who is going to destroy me, and my life.)

    That's a big WHATEVER, good buddy. Get in line!

    But I'm all for creeps who get what they have coming, even if it takes allllll day.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Wow....if he doesn't own an unusually large vehicle and flaunt money/women/success/high school glory stories I'D BE SHOCKED! Its compensating for...something...

    I'm visualizing his task list:

    1. Wake up and admire myself in the mirror.

    2. Stalk breast cancer patients.

    3. Threaten a girl because I will feel manly.

    4. Admire myself in the mirror.

    5. Repeat.

    There has to be a whole lot more to it....a lawsuit over a toothbrush comment?? He needs a hobby.

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  • 1vamom
    1vamom Member Posts: 167
    edited February 2012

    you forgot the part where he comes home and gives the kitchen floor the white glove test, where my 5 y.o. and I homeschool every day, and complains about how we've messed up the floor AGAIN.  And how she REALLY SHOULD be in school.  Even though we agreed when I started it was best, and we are doing wonderfully, AND having fun.

    And the part where he goes out to hang out with his friends, as he NEEDS a lot of time off, and tells them how i've ruined his life with my unhappiness. 

    This one is a real piece of work, but don't try to tell him that, as he would have been way better off had he "just dumped me when i caught cancer."

    And the lawsuit was actually over him having me removed from our(his) house in the middle of chemo, because he told the police i beat him and poisoned his food, along with many other ridiculous things.

    This guy's a riot!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Oh my!!!! I hope you firmly believe in karma! Do you Have a plan? It sounds so cruel!

    Move out of your house....during chemo...with a toddler???? Come on!!

    My heart hurts for you.

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  • 1vamom
    1vamom Member Posts: 167
    edited February 2012

    Don't hurt, as I am a big girl, and getting quite used to it all.

    I am a true believer in Karma, the plan is I will NEVER leave my daughter, who needs me CONSTANTLY.  And just keep on doing whatever it is I do every day.

    It is totally cruel, I just like to hear that every now and again to make sure my detectors are properly regulated. 

    But, as I found out today, he apparently snoops here, and reads my posts.

    Even after telling me a zillion times how he doesn't care about me or cancer, and just hopes I'll get out of his house soon.

    He's worse than cancer, and cancer sucks.

    Why snoop?

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  • pupfoster1
    pupfoster1 Member Posts: 1,484
    edited February 2012

    Ugh, what an asshole!  The lady up the street had similar issues with her husband after her dx (of course I'm sure all was not well before).  She had inflammatory BC and was HER2+.  She was treated at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, of course losing all her long hair, etc.  This was before Herceptin was approved, and they asked her if she would be in one of the trials.  Her insurance company said no, they wouldn't pay for it, so Hopkins footed the HUGE bill (thousands a shot).  Guess what?  It blew up her cancer!  So, then she tells me that while she was in chemo, hubby was out drinking, and having an affair the whole time.  He actually had the BALLS to tell her "well, you had long hair and big boobs before, and now you don't." AND (this is the best one) "you weren't supposed to make it"!  Un-fucking-believable!  I sure hope there is real Karma out there because that guy is going to pay in spades.

    ((((Hugs)))) to you VA!  BTW, what part are you in?  I'm just north of DC!

    Sharon

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  • dogeyed
    dogeyed Member Posts: 884
    edited February 2012

    Let's see.  I think we should take Fuzzy's pancake makeup gal and Vamom's stalker and put them in the same room.  We'll call it the "I am more important than you" reality show.  The prize?  A life alone, groveling in the streets for alms, not understanding how come nobody cares one bit about whether they live or die.  "Aye, to be or not to be, that is the question, whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of misfortune..."  Methinks mean people have not had quite enough misfortune.  Hey, Vamom, good thing we have mods who can track down Mr. Freak Show and get the cyber police on him, little does he know!  They keeps demerits down at their police station, and I think he's about reached his limit!  And Fuzz, look, I'm ready and waiting to join you in accidentally flinging a bucket of water on that n'er-do-well who spends more time on eye shadow than being nice, and then EVERYONE will see her for what she is.... rather unattractive, I'm sure. 

    Uhhhhh, gotta tell y'all about what a landscaping elder said to me recently when he found out I had breast cancer:  "So, they gonna to cut them both off?"  My temperature rose, I rose, and when he then insulted our President, I pointed my finger at him and told him that I would not allow someone on my property who thinks he knows more than a Harvard Magna cumlaude Law School grad.  Yup, some crazies have NO IDEA what they're spouting out, the hurt they cause, the lack of ordinary kindness and manners, clueless as to what decency is.  Well, while they're all in their self-absorbed worlds, we're all out partying and happy because we made it through, we know what love is for our sisters, and we ARE willing to rip people's arms out of their sockets, once we get them so drunk they won't notice the pain. 

    P.S.  WOMEN, your home is YOUR HOME, I don't care who paid for it.  THE MAN HAS TO LEAVE AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.  Stay in your homes, change the locks, get a divorce lawyer and sue the bastard for every dime he's got and everything he's got coming to him.  GG

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  • lovemyfamilysomuch
    lovemyfamilysomuch Member Posts: 1,585
    edited February 2012

    Man I love my sisters in this room

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Lovemyfamily - ME TOOO!!   LOVE LOVE LOVE our Happy Home right here!!!

    GG - I am always in awe at the way you express yourself!!  You quoted Shakespere!!! (I think, right? lol)  It just felt so right!!  The bucket dumped on her head and then placed over her head so we don't have to look at that demon ever again!  Oh...she might melt...never thought of that 'til just now...HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

    Pup-For the love of every thing holy WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!  You weren't suppose to make it???  You HAD boobs???  OMG!!! Apppppaaauuullllllllliiiiinnnnnngggggg! Yell

    Vamom-I apologize...I laid down because my pain killers were working their magic and then I got all caught up in the movie 9 to 5, with a serious case of the munchies...We're all going to support you, sugar.  He needs to hit the road hard and immediately.  You and your baby will be just fine.  That dog is not healthy for you OR THAT LITTLE GIRL!  There is a ton of help out there.  You need me to research anything for your area, you let me know.  I went through my first divorce with NOTHING - no money, no furniture/clothes(for me or my girls)/bedding(including a bed)/silverware...I mean NOTHING...while making $9.50 an hour with zero credit- I took my precious baby girls, my car (with the car payment) and off I went...the rest just happens.  My divorce was $7,000 and it was worth every penny.  I never recovered anything from the years we were married (land, paintings, collectibles...everything that was in that house, stayed inthat house...I got awarded 8% for child support and that was it...he put everything into his dad's name and I could not touch anythign).  I never cried a tear.  I won't explain all of the details (he's a better person now...barely, but my 2nd husband, after much patience and training, is fabulous).  The 2nd marriage is WAY better because we LEARN...when we know better, we do better. 

    So, since we have free expression in the Romp Room...I hope you don't mind a direct question...if it bothers you, please just tell me - I don't want to offend you because I care for you...but Fuzzy has a hard time with her Edit Button some days...

    Where's your head at?  I would like to know what you want...when you want it by...what steps would get you there...what might come up that would be a barrier to getting what you want...what you can do to work around/block potential barriers...and exactly what the outcome looks like...

    Fuzzy Vision (might not come in clear on all channels - check my local therapist for assistance):  Momma and Baby in a cute apartment with kids in the neighborhood.  "Sweetie, time for dinner."  "Ok momma, I'm just finishing a remodeling project in the Fort...can I put this on my college application as work experience?"  "Oh yes, honey!  Northwestern is great for Architech (sp?)education."  "Momma, do I really have to go to jackass's house this weekend?"  "I'm so glad you asked...no sweetie, you don't.  He has continued to misbehave and the authorities are babysitting him for a while.  Would you like to see him when he's available?"  "No, that's ok.  He's boring and stupid and only thinks of himself.  He acts like he's a big man on campus but really he's nothing more than your run-of-the-mill male.  We deserve better."  "You're a chip of the ol block!  Ok, let's eat and head to the park...we can play bury the butthead!"  "YEAHHHH!"

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  • sheila888
    sheila888 Member Posts: 25,634
    edited February 2012

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED ~0%~ ON AN EXAM


    I would have given him 100% for amusing me. 

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle


    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the  page


    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid


    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage


    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams


    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner


    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half


    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * It will simply become wet


    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.


    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
    and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands


    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
    four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.


    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    -
    Remember - Keep Smiling It makes people  wonder  what you're up to.

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  • pupfoster1
    pupfoster1 Member Posts: 1,484
    edited February 2012

    LMFAO Sheila!   That was epic.  I just read them all to my kids and they didn't get one!  Absolutely hysterical.  I am going to copy and paste this to send out.   Thanks for the laughs.  I needed it.  We just got back from seeing War Horse and I was voted the biggest cry baby in our group---probably the whole theater for that matter.  I LOVE horses and it was so brutal to see what happened to them (some of the people too:).

    Sharon

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  • 1vamom
    1vamom Member Posts: 167
    edited February 2012

    wow fuzzy, who would care that someone would care so much... not me, it feels good to have someone ask, as it is an obvious question.

    right now, I am awaiting (and waiting) reconstruction surgery(ies.)  I am determined, at this point, to get this finished, as much as possible, as fast as I can.  I'm more than two years into this sh@t at this point, and i've just about had it.

    My head is amazingly strong, well, most of the time.  I homeschool, I cook, I'm redoing my daughter's bathroom, and planning my garden.  I hang out with my daughter and her friends, chalk, bikes, crayons, and tree-climbing.  We feed birds and plant flowers, and bake cookies.  But apparently, I do all that wrong, and when i have really, seriously flipped out over cancer, ( I found out I was pregnant at the same time, miscarried, miscarried again,) sort of forced into mastectomy suddenly when I thought I had a "nice, easy" lumpy coming, I ruined everyone's (well, one person's) life, as I was suddenly not at all able to work as hard, or cook as much, or clean as much, and sometimes, well, lots of times, I cried, or yelled, and really, that's too much.  People should have cancer in a ladylike fashion.  Or something.  I'm me, I'm finally starting to feel like me again, and I've decided anyone who doesn't like me can stand next to someone else.  That's a big WHATEVER, as we say in my house. 

    And thanks for caring.   

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Sheila - OMG, I lauged soooo hard but when I hit Q10 (the elephant) I had tears!!!  Yeah, that kid would get an A+ from me!  Who thinks like that??

    VAmom - Yes of course I care!  It sounds like you you know what you're doing and how to handle it.  I hope you are able to finish what you need to finish and carry on!

    Pup-oh dear...I won't be able to watch that one...I cry at commercials.  You're probably thinking the Humane Society ones...or the sick children in Africa...oh no, I see those coming a mile away so I can avoid them.  I'm talking about the ones that they take their college kids to Olive Garden or the sneaky ones that you don't realize are going to make you cry!  Hmmm...think my hormones are outta whack?  LOL 

    Have a wonderful Saturday night ya all.

    XOXO

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Pup....I am so sorry ... I had to come here to say This Fucking Shit NEVER STOPS!!  I will never be able to comprehend what you and your family have gone through.  I pray that it's nothing...nothing nothing nothing. 

    The toughest part for me was watching my mom, girls and husband suffer as they watched me battling chemo ... Ugh.  I'm praying sweetie.

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited February 2012

    VAmom, we all care!  We are here for you!

    Sheila, LOVE IT!!  Thanks for the laughs.  I would give hime a 110!  The answers are priceless and very smart!

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited February 2012

    well well well.just look what i found!!!!!!read all 10 pages and found lots and lots of my wonderful sistas here.my eyes are closing from reading so much BUT ILL BE BACK.

    I have lots to say especially about all these freekin meds!!!!!!

    BTW bc suks.

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    Whoot whoot!! GRANNYS IN THE HOOOOUUUUSSSSSEEE!!!!!

    Come on back and let it out!!!



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  • pupfoster1
    pupfoster1 Member Posts: 1,484
    edited February 2012

    That's da bomb.com!

    Glad granny has found the Romp Room, and yeah, hopefully all this worry is for not.  For the rest of you sistah's my adopted sister is being sent for an MRI for a suspicious area.  Holy shit---my Mom had BC, me, now HOPEFULLY NOT sis.  None of us are biologaly related.  How weird is that?  

    Anywhoo, yeah, boo whooed big time during War Horse, and trust me, if we had been alone it would have been all out sobbing, hysterical crying.  Anyone else find their way to let it all out like that?  Wish I could do it on my own without an audience, might make me feel better............

    Sharon

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited February 2012

    Sharon, I hope your sister is fine and it is nothing.  Cancer SUCKS!

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  • 1vamom
    1vamom Member Posts: 167
    edited February 2012

    Thanks for kind words, all.  I (think) i'm pretty tough.  Most of the time.  My best to you all, I am finally understanding the safety in "been there, done that."

    But, what a nice room to romp around in...

    I hope for a peaceful week for all...

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited February 2012

    First off I would like to say I love my sistas.Each and everyone of you

    Now!!!!!!!I hate pinktober!!!!!!!i hate Komen!!!!!I hate BC!!!!!!!

    this is my usual mantra.find a freekin cure.....enuf with all the bullshit....

    AND where is my sista DUCKY??????

    I told you I read all 10 pages 2 days ago...cant remember shit!!!!!

    huggggggs K

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited February 2012

    Dont you just love Ducky, she keeps me laughing and sane!

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 8,046
    edited February 2012
    love love love her BUT watch out for the vodka!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited February 2012

    LOL!!!!  That's only part of the reason I  love her!!!!

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited February 2012

    I love Ducky....and vodka...hee hee

    but...both together? What's that about? Hmmm....

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