how about drinking?

Mrs_V - How nice you read da Junie posts, she was so dog beer fun!

Mema - tanks for the xgeva idea...yes, tamoxifen is an anti-estrogen, cuz my rat f*ckin b*stard was an ER+/PR+ little SOB...I'm posta get my ovaries out but I'm just so fed up with apts and all da bullcr*p. I don't wanna deal wif it no more. Don't wanna take pills either but I just wash em down wif a big jug of wodka and try to forget about it. J/K I wash dem down wif dog beer. Hope your battery gets recharged! Tanks again for the ideas!

Bernie - LOL at the condom joke!!

Juliet - Good morning to you!

Underdacover - How funny, pink and green era! I don't tink I've seen that. Also I havn't wall papers, I like to paint...DH usually does the hard stuff like ceilings and I do the trim detail work and I'm really good at it and I just love doing it if it's good quality paint dat goes on smooooooooooooooooth, like black velvet. Good luck with your doors and how nice of you to store all my gold bars...I was wondering where to put dem.

NM - Oh it sound like you have a great day planned, how fun! LOL at the college loans cartoon, sad but true. Oh what a beautiful picture of Hoth! Well maybe dis year I can get at least some tomatoes growing??? Oh goodie, LOL at the avo green kitchen for Undy!! And perfect DOTD - THE OLIVE GREEN APPLIANCE!!! I'm making up a jug right now!

Scuby - Sunny and clear here too, NM's Hoth pic is about right! Good luck wif you ooph apt today.

Goldie - Yes, tings have calmed down a bit for me soz I can be here more regular like prunes. My DH and I hab a new biz model we hab been workin on the get more money, more money and then more money. Funny dat da DorK skipped Monkey Day and Stella is staying wif you for the week - LOL!!! dat she kept U up so late in the peeeee ems.

Circles - Yay, so glad you found yer new home!! Do you like dog beer too?  Dat is cool yer doc sez you can only dwink a keg o beer?? Alright!! Let's Par-tay!!

Scuby - Did I read it wrong, I thought Circles could only drink beer by the keg...j/k but good question about no canned beers...I mean, WTF, why would that be??? One other question, is a p,ace any thing like an ace peee cup? j/k again, gawd I'm ridiculous. Good idea to menshun the virtual dwink which is how I'm able to woyk and dwink so much wodka at da same time. Glad all is okay from ooph surg!! And biopsies clear - hurray!!! I think the yellow was goldenrod??? That was another popular choice in the 70's. I'm sorry to read that rat b*stard took your dad in '99. Ovarian rat b*stard took my mom in '96...that is why da docs say I hab a 10 - 15 % chance of getting ovarian. My mom had BC earlier but she was cured of that and never had a recurrence. The ovarian was a new primary and not a mets. Cancer sucks.

Wahine - So nice for you to talk about our Junie and how much fun she was...she is so missed! I was sure she was coming back too, and I really appreciated all the info you provided so we could pray so hard for her. You and Lori were so helpful to all of us with the information and pictures...she is with us still, as you say, from heaven and you can always tell when you get the foil balls or hear that bar song or whatever. I do think it's hard for others to understand the connection we build here. Some will pop on and just think we are a buncha dwunks. But the truth is, this is a special "how about drinking" place where we can laugh, cry, scream out our frustrations, rant, rave, and get totally rip roaring drunk and have the funnest parties in the whole world! I got in a horrible mood when Junie passed and that made my DH wonder WTF was up wif me. There was no way to esplain or for him to understand what had happened. It hurt really badly to lose her. Thanks for talking about it some more, it helps.

How funny your confession about getting appliances in colors other than white! Some how I remember an ugly brown color in there somewhere too, but that may be just cuz of where I grew up, in central California. Oh yeah, it was harvest gold, not golden rod! Maybe our oven was the coppertone one??? When I was a kid I had the shocking pink and green clothes. I loved it!! So MOD! back then. We had shag carpet installed, that was so cool in the day.

So glad you did come home winners and Hunk didn't jinx you!! Was it the harder pinches that did it?

Dorkothy - Where are you??? Hope you are habin a goob day!!

Bernie - great pic of the hair and the puppy's hair! That is what mine has been doing in da mountains here. Dats part of why I twied putting baby oil in it, but that just made me an oily goily. Your pic is perfect for how I've looked all this winter. So arid! I got a book on what I can use and they said to put a small amount of jojoba oil on it. Well I don't hab any jojoba oil, so I try to calm it down with a light body lotion. Man it's been a mess this year!! How funny bout the fiberglass curtains too!

NM - LOL, yeah, shocking!

Hope dat ebberybody habs a wunnerful poyfect day...Karen, sending you hugs!!

Cheers Ma Deers and No Freeking Fears! Lub n hugs ~ Avocado Green Bean

This was me during the hot pink and lime green phase...my mom made me this dress...

this was me in high school...

this was me last summer after bc treatment...

Beans, tanks for da major dose of fukitol, think it is starting to kick in... Now I just want to smack people upside the head, not cry!



Beans, those pics are classics! I definitely got some fancy outfits in my past, tough part was that I had an older sister and mom would make coordinating outfits (one blue, one purple), so I had to wear the stinking stuff twice! Love the smiling face wearing the wetsuit, now that's one of my real favorite outfits!



Am going to try and post some stuff tonight from the PC...



Cheers

quick pop in for some dwinkees, and Beanie, tanks for de fukitol. I am taking six and washing dem down with six dog beers (for de record DAT is 42 beers). Jest got back from de dentist and had a nasty filling put in, hate that. Once de likker and fukitols make way to my bwain, mese be back. CheerS!

Yesssssssss Dorkster, it IS Pau Hana time.....whoopeeeeeeeee! Gonna have Pants bwing me a double Seagrams/Diet Coke......and a couple of buckets of dog beers!!!!! You want some Jack/Diet? Looks like the TT's are bored, so we best dwink up! Who else is joining us??

WooHoo The Tenders are making tons of dwinks and filling up the bar....come and belly up to da bar ebberybuddy.

ahhh yeah, yesirreeee, mese feels better, tanks for de dwinks, Katrinka, dat is what I needed. And two, yippee. Nodding like two dwinks at a time on a twos-dey night, yippeeeeee! i  found me scroll bar, it keeps hiding under de icons on de bottom. I am gonna smack de scroll bar. (**$*$ *&%^^, OUCH, said de scroll bar)! Dat'll teach ya, lil basTARD!

okey den DIS be post 21k for mese.I bixed it.

Hi ya!!!    I finally made it!!!   I got here and you are all still here....yay!!!!!!    Dotty my page says 21,000 after your post.  Scoobie your avatar is such a cool pic! if it's you and DH swimming who took it?

I have been getting a whole heap of mail lately and it all seems to come from the inhabitants of this here HTL.  I love you girls so much and I am so touched that you would take the time to do that for me.  I am doing just fine and have well and truly come to terms with the fact that the rat is going to grow and move it's just a matter of time.  As I say to my family, it is what it is and I can't change a thing so I'll just enjoy each and every day as it comes be they good or bad.

Now the mushy stuff is done, it's time to get to the drinking!  Move over girls, I got a lot a catching up to do!!!!

TITZ UP!!!!!

OOOOOOHHHHH WEEEEEEE.....I is habin so much fun at de Goldie's house. She is biddy woiking, my gawd dat goil sits at da puter all day long! But she did hailp me with my....well, you know, from da caktus. I am ok now. Today I wuz jes out 'splorin. I hab wings you know, so I kan SOAR! It is so much fun, I wish I could share my wings wif all you wunnerful goilies.

Anyways.....I haf to talk to my DorK foyst. Pweeze don't be sad, I will be home wif you soonliest. I miss you too, but I like 'sploring in another part of da cuntwy. There are no cars out here, no twaffic, not eben any peeples. So, I weely don't wanna stay too long. I think I will head back home on Friday. Goldie towed me she goes to town den. Will you be otay until den DorK? I will come home befoy dat if you want me to, but you haf to pwomis not to send me to reform skool, k?

All you udder goils, are so much fun.....and I am hoping dat da DorK will lemme come an bisit wif you too.

Ok, Goldie doesn't know I am hogging her puter, so I better get off here and go to bed. She makes me go to be early. (anudder reason I wanna come home DorK)

Ok, peace out, be happy and I lub you all!

Chrissy, tank ewe for confoyming dat I am not craazy with the # of posts.

And hmmm, wonder why de goils are sending heaps of mail?  DUH, you jest so berry berry special to all of us and you are such an inspriation, Chrissy. I love your attitude.  I hope that time is good to you and grants you another thirty years or so. I will get outta your way. But only cuz mese so tired and needs to sleep. I lazy. mese played  a little hookie todey myself. Err, I mean Stella did. 

Chrissy, Lori can send Stella to your mailbox if you'd like. I think she would have fun and keep YOU out of twoulbe. Ohhh, the irony! I love ya heaps, lady. 

My scroll bar bixed itself, or maybe it was Katrina's post that took me to a new page and de bar got big again. No, not Mr. Big, the scoll bar...dirty minds, eh, okey, we all has dirty minds. Mese boring cuz me is exhausted. Dis work sh*t it for de birds, tired of it already after just three weeks back. For the life of me, I can't figure out how the heCK I did that job for ten years, feeling as if I cant do it anymore. But I know mese, wese will feel like tis a new dey tomorree. And I remind myself that it could be worse.

Cheers, dears. And behave. Tell de tenders to take good care of all de goils dis ebenning. see you alls on de hump dey!! 

Dotty, Stella is welcome to come visit anytime she wants.  I'll try and help her become a good girl....can't say it will work but I'll try.

Inhabitants.............ha ha, das jes cuz we LOVE you. And you know what, we know that mostly cuz of what de DorK and de Scuby and de Karen sayz about you. You are one special lady, and we are here wif you through it all, good and/or bad, jes like we are wif anyone else here. I stole sum of ur sprinkles, from when you were wif DorK, so tonight, while Goldie is sleeping, I am going to fwy over to OZ and spread some on you, my dear sweet Cwissy. I lub you and wish only da best for you. I will also stop in the chapel and sayz a pwayer for you. Pweeze let me know if dere iz anyting I do foy you. Wanna dwink?

I will also pray for all my besties here, and I better go....Goldie says is time for bed!

Magic hugs and sweet dreams!

Awe Stella, you are sooooo sweet but you need to go to bed now before Goldie gets mad.

Magic hugs and swett dreams right back at you!

Mese is cwackin ups ober heres!! U goils is so funny!! So glad you went out o. Your own Stella an got u own page, u rock!! I LOVE PAU HANA!!!! Lub u goils so much too!!!!!!! Habbing my nipps made tomorree, taking my pics with me for reference! Lol. Sure it will be fine. What are we dwinkin tonite?? I need a shot, who likes lemon drop shots?? Let's have one or ten!! Who's in??