chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

Well, obviously we had to order from Dominos so we could eat it this year sometime. Man, was it a good one.  All that new advertising has paid off.  But after the pizza, it's back to the same old same old.  The kids are doing their thing, God knows where Bill went, and I'm here cleaning up.

But tomorrow, I'm taking a day for me. As soon as I get up, I'm going to

that I don't have to be the good role model that I've been thus far.

should snap out of her funk and try to have a good time with me.  I get an idea wouldn't it be fun to get the aliens to go bar hopping with us.  I know just how I'll convince them.

So off they go to the coolest techno-rave in town, when they walk in all the people were like, cool dude, where'd ya get those awesome outfits man? Nemo says these arnt outfits these are

We are all having such a good time. Mother and one of the aliens REALLY seem to hit it off. When we step outside for a breath of fresh air, she confides that they are going to elope to Vegas and be married by an Elvis impersonator!!!!

As I looked closer into mothers eyes it was like

mother is the ultimate party girl and not an alien.  Not exactly the partner an alien mother wants her boy to bring home.  Jackie is just praying she doesn't end up with a little alien brother or sister.  Hey what happened to Bob and Bill they seemed to have 

 Bill (my ex) has taken his shirt off and is waving it round his head - it's not a pretty sight!

Side note - this is getting pretty funny.  You guys are cracking me up.

Maybe it wasn't a little tart Bill ran off with after all.  Lordy is Bill really wearing 6 inch stilettos.  That's amazing he dances better in heels than I do.  I need another drink or at least   

slob to say the least.  But even Bill seems to be getting a little dolled up to impress Bob.  I am not sure I want to compete in this little triangle.  I can't believe what I just saw across the room.  This is going to

 Bill comes up to me, "Jackie, I know this is a shock, but Bob is my soulmate. He completes me. I guess I've always known it - even since High School - being in the locker room together,all sweaty with his perfect abs gleaming - ahhhh!  Be happy for me, please!!!!  I'm just the same old Dad under all this glitter. Anyway - Vegas -  here we come!  See ya, Girlfriend!"

 With that, everyone leaves the club, leaving me behind. What do I do next?

moms dog, someone has to take car of him, none of them gave the poor dog a thought!  Maybe he will help me to pick up men in the park or something.  Maybe I need to teach him a trick or something.So, I sit and sip on my drink, which is just delicious, and the most beautiful man ever sits down next to me.  Now I am thinking,

 probe sticking out near his trouser pocket ? Oh no! I thought, not another alien ! Ah no, my mistake, it was just his....

we take a trip to FAO Schwartz to see if he wants to play with little boy toys or

I happen to be a young prince from a far away land. My father, the king, sent me to your country to learn American ways. I have been watching you from across the room all night, and you fascinate me. I would love to get to know you. I am thinking of a cafe in Paris which serves the most fantastic meals. Would you care to join me on my private jet? We could be there in time for brunch.