OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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l-laugh
o-out
l-loud
r-rolling
o-on
f-floor
p-peeing
m-my
p-pants
Martha- am I right?????
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I don't think she meant...
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LOL thanks for the laugh!!!
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My friend drunk called me and asked if I had a bucket list! She told me that she was wondering bc I have a higher chance on dying and all... I'm thinking What????? So not cool.
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How about putting her in a bucket and kicking it???
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LOL!!! Brandy, for real???????? I hope you bucket kicked her and then started puffing.
Puff puff pass!
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Veggy - correct on the pmp then you go on to top your previous lols with the cat - love it!
Martha
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Veggy-love the bucket picture!!!!!! Everytime I hear someone mention a bucket list, I'll remember that photo and smile...
Makraz- for real!!!! Can you believe??? I told her that I merely wanted to keep my regular life. She jealously said "oh yeah, I forgot. Of course you do, your life is fabulous just like it is"(sarcastic tone....)". Some people are so mean.
I have another one...
My hair came in really curly post chemo. It looks completely different now. Well, when I saw my aunt the first time she asked. "Is that your real hair?" (me: "uh, yes") my aunt: "You grew
That?" (me: "yeeeees...") my aunt : "Yourself????" (me: " uh, yes.... I grew it MYSELF!!!")
People say weird shit when they're nervous... Of course I grew it myself! No, my husband grew it outside in a pot!!!???" -
ch ch ch chia...ch ch ch chia pet!
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by the way ladies...you've got it all wrong. the wheatgrass is supposed to go up your bum. seriously...people are actually doing that. wtf.
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OKKKKKKK M6 how do the get a grass up the bum?
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LOL on the cha cha cha chia!!! Sorry your aunt said that!!
I was searching the internet for a pic and this one came up and I immediatley thought of my STUPID friends. (please dont take offense, it's just the name of the thread!) Could this be our leader????
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Makraz----------The name on her hat VOLVOSPEED----------hmmm What does that mean? -Great hat though-----I must get more creative with my hat.
Drinks now ============we must get more creative with the drinks. Perhaps I will look into a couple of books from the 30's. Puf puff wish---------and pass
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BrandyB...please do ask your aunt if they are other ways to grow one's hair if one doesn't grow it oneself.. I am dying to know. With a question like that I am thinking..hmm...am I missing something. Does your aunt know something WE don't know? I am having a heck of a time getting my hair to grow with any acceptable speed. Maybe there are people out there that provide surrogate hair?
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SAS...I quote "To make the enema, combine 1/4 cup fresh wheatgrass juice to 1 cup warm quality water." from a book called "Prescription for Wellness"
LMAO. Not kidding. Ick.
That's so funny about the hair comment. Honestly...some people's children. -
The key must be the "quality water". Maybe it's full of positive ions.
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What about this flax seed oli and cottage cheese diet. It may be healthy but they say you cannot eat it with a spoon, you must blenderize it together for it to work. Doesn't your stomach do that?
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OMG this thread has me laughing out loud.
I joined the discussion boards yesterday and was feeling pretty serious as surgery approaches 8/30.
People about whom I don't really care are not talking to me, but I go back to work next week, a week before my lumpectomy. After reading this thread, I am hopefully prepared for STUPID.
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OMG we ARE ALL STUPID,,,,,,,,= TRY OMG TO FIND THE CURE GUY. ++++++++++++CLUCK'EM =====HE DON'T CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THEY MAKE MONEY/////////// WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF WE'ER SCREWED.. CLUCKEM
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I guess I should be taking notes so I can add these ideas to the Cure Recipe.If you don't have a juicer I guess you chew the wheatgrass, spit out the liquid into a measuring cup, then spit out the "cud", put the juice in an enema bag with quality water ( I guess NON - quality water would be swamp water or something from a puddle after a rain? so avoid that) and administer. Follow this with oily cottage cheese ( again..without a blender one probably has to chew it up for 10 minutes before swallowing? ( Sounds like a combo I'd have trouble swallowing no matter how long it was in my mouth )How many times a day do we need the grass enema?
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well it 3:30 am I wonder what had me going yesterday-------sounds like I was on a real rant----I guess that was 2 days ago---------pheww. HMMMMM. CLUCK CLUCK.
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Aha! So this is where all my fello nuts have been hiding!
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Oh Merilee nuts would be for sqiuirrels, just us free ranging pecking chicks-oH my, almost said peckers. Brawgwkakk
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I think I've gone a little squirrelly being here all alone.
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OMG LOL!
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