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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011
    A minute ago sas-schatzi wrote:

    Friends I'm reposting this here----------it has implications for you and your childern. Many of you don't post where you might see this.Wink

      I'm re-postig this from another thread. tested hyperlink. There are implications , not just for us, but all women and childern males as well as females. Children being exposed to high levels of estrogen. Could explain why early onset puberty has been such a problem. AND newborns being born that have signs of going through puberty.

    I'm even more bummed that article was published in DEC 2006. It should have been a Public Health Warning issued from some agency. You noticed that at the end of the article they said they were going to lay low. It was fascinating that the Mongolians to empirically figure this out and have been doing it for 2 thousand years. That's HUGE.

    TO ALL---read the below hyperlink.-----How it affects us is---Now we may have to make choices about milk.

    Another thought the government has NOT dealt with the public impact of what this article identifies. Guess it's not politically correct.

    I'm going to add the hyperlink here and re-post it on a couple of threads.

    http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/2006/12.07/11-dairy.html

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited September 2011

    Ahhhh....four more treatments in radiation....puff puff ... I am Chicken Fried for sure but almost done ... Veggy - I laughed out loud at the snort snort!!!

    Sas - I'm having a tough time seeing ya through the smoke!!  Can ya bring some munchies?

  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 2,721
    edited September 2011

    Got a package ready to send to henhouse...let me know when you get it fuzzylemon. 

    Oh, are we going to have a great time with Pink October and all the 'cures' and not to take anything away from the Pepto thread...real pics of things turned pink - don't ya know, the pink trash bins are being distributed in the Minneapolis area - I thought we were smarter than that - its the first I have seen something like that here.  I hope it is the last...arrrrrgggggg.

    Cluck Pink

    Low (Covert Operations)

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited September 2011

    LOW!!!!!  So awesome to see ya here!!!!  Oh boy, a package from you?  I better start building up my tolerance levels!!!  LOL

  • CrazyKitties
    CrazyKitties Member Posts: 180
    edited September 2011

    Lets start our own breast cancer awareness game on facebook. Post your age at diagnosis, stage, type, size, er-pr-her2-  etc. along with your chemo, length of treatments, side effects.

     49/1B/IDC/1.2cm/er+pr+/dbmx/tamoxifen/silicone implants.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    This may sound awful and I'm not suggesting we really do it. BUT what if all the people that died from BC were listed. That would really screw the pink. Seems to me someone suggested a t shirt that said something close to that. "Screw the pink, Find a Cure".

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    LOW----hohoho.

    Fuzzy-----here's a recipe that will make your mouth tingle.

    Jezebel

    1 bottle 16 oz's-----your choice orange marmalade, or pineapple perseveres, or apricot preserves.

    1 bottle apply jelly 16'oz's

    4-8 Oz's horseradish(not creamy type)----the more HR you add the hotter it gets.-first attempt use 5-6 Oz's

    1 tablespoon of fresh smashed peppercorns. irregularly smashed--or count 20

    Mix above in a bowl with a fork until blended, but doesn't make it liquid --if that makes sense.

    Make a funnel out of paper plate and pour back into jars. You will have and extra amount for a small container.

    Use:Take a half brick of philly cream cheese/neufachatal(sic). place in a pretty cereal bowlor equivalent. Place Jez over top generously. Scoop out a bit of cream cheese and jezebel unto favorite cracker------Ritz and Triscuit are my favorites. The cream cheese calms the horseradish. Sweet and hot and cheese HMMMMM good.

    I usually make it  before Thanksgiving and it lasts through all the holidays. Or I keep a jar and gift the other. Lasts for months in frig.

    Have used it as a baste for chicken, salmon, pork, ham-------apply shortly before end of cooking otherwise it just melts away----------very nice.

    If you google Jezebel there are variations of it on the web.

     I am so ready for another puff, maybe we can get one of Dyson's fan's --keep the air clean and our feathers won't get caught.    Cluck cluck cluck!!!!!!!!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    I PM'd Emily, but haven't her from her, Meece is here  Pm whomever you can think of.

  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited September 2011

    Now where is that hen house I ben hearin about?

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    Chabba and this Hen's illustrious name is???????????

  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 5,065
    edited September 2011
    I think it must be thge abominable snowman's grandson.  Wink
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    Oh good I thought you caught a pic of me in the morning---- whew

  • Joan811
    Joan811 Member Posts: 2,672
    edited September 2011
    This is the best thread - especially when I start to feel too serious or miserable.  
    Heard on the radio today -  a Long Island hospital is having a survivor get together.  They are running a Victory Train from Penn Station to Pt. Jefferson NY.  Am wondering how they will decorate....
    >>>>sorry, folks, I'm sure I'm busy that day.<<<<
    Thanks for the smiles, and good wishes to all!
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    Joan welcome to the Mother Cluckers International. Our commentary on everything is with the spirit of rosana -rosana -dana. Puff with us anytime in the front or in the front back. Can't just have a back cuz then we couldn't see what were cluckin about. Do hope you meander from page one , but make sure you have your Bounty with you

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited September 2011

    Yeeeaaaaah Joan...you have to start from the beginning!!  You'll be hooked and cluckin' your beak off!!  You'll find me in the front back most of the time...with a few of the chickies and some freshly rolled asparagus....or mushrooms...or a cup of Emily's cure with mud inthe most interesting places...

    Yup, I think I'm going to go back to page one!!!  Welcome to the Hen House!!  Time to get your cluck on!!  Oh, and your tin hat...

    Puff Puff passing!!!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    Fuzzy I have to make a new hat , mine got really ugly looking , so out it went. It was fun though when someone came in and they see this tinfoil hat sitting on top of the computer, without an explanation or diverging and an incomplete explanation.  I agree a trip back to page one with a few pages at a time is certainly good for the beaks and kegel's for strengthening.

     Veggy dear where are you YOOO HOOO. Can you hear me?

    Time to puff puff pass been up for two days I think now --lost track. Cluck cluck  Insomnia---- need to go roost.Cool

  • Joan811
    Joan811 Member Posts: 2,672
    edited September 2011

    SAS and fuzzy,

    thanks for the welcome....i have clucking insomnia....i started out reading from pg 1 way back and laughed my clucker off at a time when i thought my world was ending.  ha ha, not so fast....i have some instruments of torture to experience first. Yell
    gotta find out about your hats.....

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 2,630
    edited September 2011

    Joan...I know exactly what you mean...this thread appeared while I was healing from surgery and I couldn't stop checkiing in and reading what was next!!  I still laugh at a lot of it - probably daily.  Great therapy!!

    I gotta know when you get to the "Cure Reciepe"...

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2011

     

    I've been battling my own monster, depression. I'm tired of my battle scars and tired of looking like a battle field. I've been having my own pity party in the basement of the hen house. Did you know there are a lot of monsters down there? Yikes!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2011

    Monsters have been able to take the the form of man.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2011

    Please don't feed the monsters nutritious food.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited September 2011

    They might turn into Mr. Bean.

    (What is he eating?)

  • bookart
    bookart Member Posts: 564
    edited September 2011

    Cousin Bertha!  Waah!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited September 2011

    veggy, i hear ya! I have been down in the basement with ya as well. trying to get back to it!!

    soooo. a girl i work with designed t shirts with a pink ribbon, and 2 hammers criss crossed and it says "lets build a cure together" and everyone is buying the shirts.

    another girl made a sign, to state we should wear the shirts on 10/14 ( the day i was diagnosed last year) it really is nice. and i really appreciate it

    so yeah i'm into the pinktober thing. this year, i probably will get sick of it years from now, but for this year, i will let everyone rally around me, give me all the pinktober gifts, and stuff, and say thanks Tongue out

    but what i am really looking forward to is the evening news airing my story on tv. so people out there can realize cancer does not discriminate... it's not just for mothers and grandmas, it can happen to 29 year olds too!!

    i just hope and pray people do not come up to me telling me to do this, do that, eat this, don't eat that and all that cause that is what really really really pisses me off!!! 

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011

    Veggy, basement? We have a basement? Whats in the basement? You said monsters?  What kind of monsters? Did they hurt you? Can they get out of the basement? Meece where's Meece?Shouldn't security look into this? What do these monsters eat? They don't eat chicken --do they? Blockade, we need a blockade. Is that why our asparagus has been disappearing? Veggy --depressed in the basement---veggy don't go in the basement. Are they depression monsters? Depression monsters BRawgkkk> we need to know how to kill the depression monsters. Trouble in the Hen House. We have monsters in the basement. WE NEED CHICKEN LITTLE TO COME TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited September 2011

    well done angel for spreading the word, i want to look at the postiive in the pink message to, glad you got such some supportive and creative workmates

  • dutchgirl6
    dutchgirl6 Member Posts: 673
    edited September 2011

    Yay hdangelbaby! I wish that I was in Idaho so that I could watch your story on the news. You go girl.

    I think that regardless of how one feels about pink, the important thing is to let people know that cancer does not discriminate based on age, gender, socioeconomic status, education level, whether you wear jeans or khakis.  It can effect anyone.

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited September 2011

    well dutchgirl6, if it airs online, on the news' website, i can give you all the address, and you can watch it online!!!

    i will find out if it will be available that wayLaughing

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited September 2011
    Go Angel_________Cool SAS
  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited September 2011

    thanks sas!!!!

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