OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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haha! Good one, thegood5!! No more chewing on pencils either.
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TG5 and veggy ROLOTFALMAO
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ok... so this has nothing to do with cancer, but this person definitely deserves an idiot reward.
today i was in my place of work (home depot) and was dressed in shorts, tank top and flip flops. I had a cart with merchandise i was planning on buying. ( I work in the flooring dept, so this is crucial to the story) I am in the tile aisle buying tile pieces for a project I am doing. totally minding my own business. I hear a customer at the end of the aisle say "isn't there anyone here that can help me in tile? I need help" then i hear one of the cashier voices ( she is a very new girl) say "yeah, see her down there, she works here"
I about flipped out!!!! I am in a tank top, not allowed on the clock, short shorts, not allowed on the clock, flip flops,not allowed on the clock, no orange apron and a cart of items~!!!!!!
I look down at the cashier and yell " I;m not working today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the cashier looks at me and is like "oh, yeah, i guess so since you are buying stuff.. haha"
ha ha smack right in her damn face!
and these people bear children and drive.................. incredible
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veggy~ poor puppy, now she has BC
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Pink poodle, those eyes - adorable! So sad she used lipstick and will get cancer. Feed that dog asparagus! (wrapped in bacon, of course)
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Here's some asparagus...
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and for those who just want asparagus and bacon...
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veggy , i will take the drink!
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Thought I'd bump this thread up again. Although I am not here as much as I used to be the humour and jokes on this thread got me through some tough chemo weeks and myabe some of the new ladies will get a kick out of it...but start reading from page 1..
How is everyone doing?
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I'm still here...alone...okay...lonely...so glad you stopped by.
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Brawgkkk I'm gere too, but i've had my mouthful of chickenfeed
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Just saw some activity in the hen house!
brawgkk, cluck cluck
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Cluck a duck! There's life! I haven't had any asparagus lately. Will I have a recurrence? Should I be eating more bacon to compensate? Or is it a coffee enema? I'm so confused!
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Been in the Hen House Recovery Room forever it seems ( chemo and rads now done). I bought some pickled asparagus with jalepeno peppers the other day...can we smoke that?
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Puff, puff,pass......
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Alright! Who Bogarted the asparagus bong?
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We are having a party!
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We'll Dance!
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GET ROWDY!!
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GET WASTED!!
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AND HAVE A GOOD OLE TIME!!
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WE'LL BE SMILING FOR DAYS!!
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NEWCOMERS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!
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I read an article about how chi-chi chickens are getting... and one woman's chicken's names were pretty good.
I particularly liked Attilla the Hen.
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WHO'S READY???!!
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Do we have any preferred drinks??? And dress attire required is???
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