chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

Wanted to teach him a lesson, She grabbed felip head in her hands with her lips close to his ear she whispered...

He gently pulled Jackie close to him, feeling her hot breath on his face, and her soft body rubbing against hers he kissed her with such passion they didnt even notice that...

The monkey pulled them apart from there embrace ..

over the house, it landed and a little dwarf type man gets out and says, im not happy, Jackie says well which one are you then?  Every one laughs at this but not the strange little man who

Jackie and Phillip look at each other and agree- let's offer them the monkey instead.  The monket seems to sense what they are thinking and...

"I am here to study you. One of you must go back to Planet x with me", the alien monkey said.

I am scared. "Why, yes, I do," said Felip. He uttered some magic words and, POOF, he was gone. Leaving me alone with the aliens!

"What about taking my boyfriend instead? He is a VERY INTERESTING human being."

Oh these are just actors in costume from the play down the street.  They are selling vacation packages to an exotic island.  It's an all inclusive package for middle aged singles.  You know how you been meaning to travel more since dad

Brutus can stay with me.  It will give me an excuse to get out and walk the neighborhood. Besides going away for a bit will give your nosy neighbor....

 you installed that S & M dungeon in your basement. Oh yes, Mother, I know all about it...

 ( Feel free to change this bit !)

being discreet in asking for brown wrappers.  Not to mention all of the traffic in and out of your...

But, the foreign visitors did not look quite as eager to get the adventure under way.  They looked at the mother, at each other and shook their heads.  This was not what they had planned on, who gives away their mother.  So the leader tried to communicate by...

(LMAO ruth!)

Mother seemed to enjoy this a little too much and it made me turn my head away.  With my head sunk down into my palms, through the cracks of my fingers, I saw something that gave me an idea to save us all.  It...

and told them it was what humans drink to rejuvinate our bodys, the leader of these creatures said, Nemo, you taste it first, let me know if it is safe to drink, Nemo took a big gulp and then another, and  another. he had this big shit eating grin on his face..