chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

offer him a bag of cheetos.

utters a blood curdling howl.

The mans wife who is hiding in my shower..

for the right time to jump out and announce a big suprise.

Chasing the monkey around the neighborhood is hard work.  But once we have him safely in his cage we can he can eat the banana and we can finally 

" I saw my husband, Phillippe and our monkey Bobo heading for this house. I know they are in there - out of the way, bitch!!!!!"

knife! Fortunately my mom, who had been watching all this from behind the door, jumped out and hit her over the head with my cast iron skillet. She was knocked senseless!

in the clear and perhaps he should just run away from it all.  He turned and...

a chance with Jackie.  He turned back to look at Jackie to see if there was any chance to rekindle that original spark.  In an instant he knew

 Bobo the monkey had re-appeared and he was...

Madam, as he is curling the end of his mustache and a crazed look in his eyes, says my name is Felip,,,

 magic lessons! I specialise in disappearing tricks, you know!"

  With these words, he swished his cape and vanished in a puff of purple smoke.

 a garden gnome between his legs!

 "That's my boyfriend Reggie's prize gnome!" Jackie cried. "He'll go mad if he thinks that's been stolen!" With that, Bobo the monkey, dropped it and it crashed to the ground.

sob uncontrolably, until alas felip reappeared and said, jackie i have magical powers and i will fix your gnome but first you must let me....

such delight..  Jackie had called the magician earlier to learn how to make her boring boyfriend