Wacky Definition Word Game

attire: the dress code for changing a flat tire.

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humidity: What you do when you're walking - hum a ditty

ditty

concern~worrying about an upcoming parole hearing.

parole

Did you know that every time you laugh, even to yourself, your body releases little cancer fighters called "humorons".  These humorons spread immediately to all parts of your body to find cancer cells.  Do you know what they do then?  They jump on the backs of these bad, mean cancer cells and - TICKLE them to death!  It's a fact.  Look it up!

group:  instruction to an obnoxious child (of any age!)

obnoxious

choice: having to pick between the heart of the cabbage or in outer leafy part

dessert 

treat--a dessert that you have to eat three of

cooking

Whisper:  The sound a cat makes after it goes to the bathroom and curls up for a nap.

Tweezers.

Facial:  Teacher:  Please use this word in a sentence.

                   Me:  Ok.  Like Mom always says, "Keep frowning like that and your facial stay that way."

Infantry.

pj-love infantry!

cradle: the ladle you never use because it's cracked, but you never remember to toss it!

ladle

Eraser:  the contest to see which website come up fastest when you open two tabs.

channel

Cologne:  when you use too much perfume and nobody will come near you

travel

perfume:  The fuel tax for the amount of fuel vapors that escape when filling your gas tank.

vapor: