Wacky Definition Word Game

Marple

flashes~the one or two lashes left after chemo

lashes

Meece

lashes:  When going through menopause makes you feel that you have been slapped with a cat o' nine tails.

menopause

Eph3_12

menopause: a remote, in planning stages, designed to stop a man in his tracks thereby preventing him from saying or doing something he shouldn't

shield

Marple

shield~when our girlfriends stand up for us no matter what

stand

allalone

stand: similar to being stoned, but from the sun not drugs

drugs

Meece

drugs:  Cut rate toupees, not quite failures, but close

hula

Eph3_12

hula: how hippies dance

hippy

barbe1958

Hippy: The era of not caring how rotund your body became while making love not war

Intercourse:

Meece

Intercourse:  The direction things go after kissing in the back seat of the car

Tragedy

Eph3_12

tragedy: a mash-up of a Tiny Tears doll & Raggedy Ann

(my 1st thought for tragedy was "the 9 month later result of kissing in the back seat"---but realized that probably wouldnt necessarily be a tragedy for some)

 raggedy

 

barbe1958

Raggedy: The clothing result of the back seat interlude

Interlude:

allalone

Interlude:  a dude who's into doing lewd things on back seats

Lewd

Meece

Lewd:  Being taken to the back seat of Lewis' car

caught

barbe1958

Caught: Being found in the back seat of Lewis' car

Penalty:

pj12

penalty: afternoon party in the penal institure

institute:  

Marple

institute~a piping college

college

Suzanne3131

college:  A school of thought that purports that one should inject her wrinkles with an age-defying substance 

poppycock 

Marple

poppycock~a rooster

rooster

Suzanne3131

Rooster:  The one male on the cheerleading squad

squad 

NativeMainer

squad:  a quartet of squats

quartet

Marple

quartet~4 quarts

measure

allalone

measure - self assurance

Meece

We need a new word, allalone.

barbe1958

Assurance: Pretty sure you've got a booty

Booty: 

Meece

Booty:  The silhouette you get when you wear a thong and forgot to put on a slip under your dress

silhouette:

barbe1958

Silhouette: The outline of the window in the dark of night

Window:

Meece

Window:  The estranged wife of the deceased whose portrayal of grief can be seen right through.

portray:

Suzanne3131

portray:  The silver service upon which the thick, delicious wine is carried into the parlor after dinner

parlor 

Meece

parlor:  an old golfer's tale of an average game

putter:

Marple

putter~what you tell DH when you want him to move furniture.  "Putter over there."

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