Wacky Definition Word Game
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parlor- a southern polar bear
sentence
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sentence - your lot in life when you become senile
senile
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Senile: Living in the world of denial
Denial:
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Denial -- a great place to launch a boat.
Boat
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Boat: Having a sea vessel that is "almost boastable"
Yacht:
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yacht: The southern way of saying "you should"
density
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Density: A city very, very heavily populated with stupid people
(I'm praying for you Meece!)
Mammogram:
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Mammogram: A diagnostic or screening test in which the breasts are squished so flat that they could be sent through the mail with a .44 cent stamp.
inflate
(Thanks, barbe)
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inflate: the snacking at home that expands the inner tube around the waist; as opposed to outflate where the roll is the result of eating out too much.
exercise
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exercise: The delusion that performing rituals will magically take the weight out of you
ritual
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ritual: a massive mailing in the days of stamped mail (write you all)
stamp
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stamp: a sudden loud noise that didn't seem to bother the herd.
genius
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genius: a class or group of really smart genies
adequate
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adequate: commercials that compare one product to another
aqua
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aqua: the water in the toilet bowl with the blue-green disinfectant in a Cancun hotel
disinfectant
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disinfectant: the process of ridding camping housing equipment of bugs contracted during trip to infested areas
trip
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trip: the act of suddenly lurching forward only to hear the seat of your pants split.
lurch
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lurch : midday meal served by Adam's family butler
dinner
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dinner: an evening meal at a restaurant that also has a noisy sports bar
noise
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Loved trip Meece!
noise: how people who don't know how to say Illinois properly, shorten the state name!
yak
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yak - Swedish for yes, okay
Edited to add the new word:
plumber
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plumber: the wood that carries purple fruit
purple
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purple~the sound a cat makes when you comb out the old dead hair.
comb
Edit to add~trip made me giggle.
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Comb: The word used by your Latin lover to beckon you
beckon
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beckon: pitch to watch conservative TV talk show
conservative:
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Meece-comb----HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loved it!
conservative: the group of prisoners involved in kitchen duty
clip
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clip: when you get a haircut and a lot of "lip" from the stylist
disorder:
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disorder~a confused cook who got disorder mixed up with datorder.
cook
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cook: the silly dove who laid an egg in the nest that she built on the hood of my car (true story)
pigeon
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(Doves are not known for their intelligence, three sticks put together to keep the two egss from rolling are enough for them to consider it a nest.)
pigeon: when it seems as though you have been indulging yourself at the refrigerator forever,
pressure
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