Wacky Definition Word Game

maggiemae713

parlor- a southern polar bear

sentence

allalone

sentence - your lot in life when you become senile

senile

barbe1958

Senile: Living in the world of denial

Denial:

konakat

Denial -- a great place to launch a boat.

Boat

barbe1958

Boat: Having a sea vessel that is "almost boastable"

Yacht:

Meece

yacht:  The southern way of saying "you should"

density

barbe1958

Density: A city very, very heavily populated with stupid people

(I'm praying for you Meece!)

Mammogram:

Meece

Mammogram:  A diagnostic or screening  test in which the breasts are squished so flat that they could be sent through the mail with a .44 cent stamp.

inflate

(Thanks, barbe)

pj12

inflate: the snacking at home that expands the inner tube around the waist; as opposed to outflate where the roll is the result of eating out too much.

exercise  

Meece

exercise:  The delusion that performing rituals will magically take the weight out of you

ritual

Eph3_12

ritual: a massive mailing in the days of stamped mail (write you all)

stamp

Suzanne3131

stamp:  a sudden loud noise that didn't seem to bother the herd.

genius 

pj12

genius: a class or group of really smart genies 

adequate  

Eph3_12

adequate: commercials that compare one product to another

aqua

pj12

aqua: the water in the toilet bowl with the blue-green disinfectant in a Cancun hotel 

disinfectant  

Eph3_12

disinfectant: the process of ridding camping housing equipment of bugs contracted during trip to infested areas

trip

Meece

trip: the act of suddenly lurching forward only to hear the seat of your pants split.

lurch

pj12

lurch : midday meal served by Adam's family butler

dinner  

Meece

dinner:  an evening meal at a restaurant that also has a noisy sports bar

noise

Eph3_12

Loved trip Meece!

noise: how people who don't know how to say Illinois properly, shorten the state name!

yak

allalone

yak - Swedish for yes, okay

Edited to add the new word:

plumber 

NativeMainer

plumber: the wood that carries purple fruit

purple

Marple

purple~the sound a cat makes when you comb out the old dead hair.

comb

Edit to add~trip made me giggle. 

Meece

Comb:  The word used by your Latin lover to beckon you

beckon

pj12

beckon: pitch to watch conservative TV talk show

conservative: 

Eph3_12

Meece-comb----HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA loved it!

conservative: the group of prisoners involved in kitchen duty

clip

pj12

clip: when you get a haircut and a lot of "lip" from the stylist

disorder:  

Marple

disorder~a confused cook who got disorder mixed up with datorder.

cook

Suzanne3131

cook:  the silly dove who laid an egg in the nest that she built on the hood of my car (true story)

pigeon 

Meece

(Doves are not known for their intelligence, three sticks put together to keep the two egss from rolling are enough for them to consider it a nest.)

pigeon:  when it seems as though you have been indulging yourself at the refrigerator forever,

pressure