Wacky Definition Word Game

gyration: intestinal disturbance when GI rations go bad.

disturbance 

secondary: feeling like high school went by in a second

elementary 

First batch of wine is now residing in 28 bottles in the laundry basket waiting to be taken to a place to age for a couple months.  Small problem--I can't figure out where to store them! 

elementary

A new IPhone App where Ellie suggest decent men for Terri

Sincerity

strong: might makes right, even when you are wrong

adage: 

pulse: how your heart beats faster until you realize you can't stand the guy and then you repulse

draconian  

cruel: Cruella de Ville's really mean twin brother

evil: 

I can't remember the name of the winery! DH probably has it in a file somewhere. Who knew so many vineyards in Maine?

Meece I'm not much of a drinker these days, but that sounds pretty tasty!

Meece, surely stuffy Mainiacs don't drink something like that! Sounds delicious.

DH will actually choose babymakers over mimosas

mead: substituting a brewed alcoholic drink for animal based products to fulfill your need for protein

substitute 

penetrate: finally finding a place in the porch siding where you can stick your team's pennant 

collegiate: 

university: agreeing on one version of what happened after class

caffeine  

vein: twisted vine

twist