Wacky Definition Word Game
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Tough one, Barbe!
Yield - how about "the first two words of an English Tea Shoppe" ??
shop:
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shop: military style haircut forced on a man after accidentally shaving his side burns up too high.
accident:
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accident: when the head of the wood chopping device flies off its handle and lands on the hood of your car
cupola
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Cupola: Add a couple of windows to your rooftop to bring in more light
Light:
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Light: not telling the truth about the number on the scale to make it sound like you weigh less
height
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height: a group of eight men (preferably all very buff and scantily clad)
preferably
spring in Maine got blown out to sea.
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preferably: wishing it was before growing hair on your abs thanks to hormone therapy
therapy
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therapy: urine with a large amount of Thera-Flu
palentologist
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palentologist: one who studies Sarah
geologist
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geologist: someone who studies geology but only a little
vulcanologist
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vulcanologist: someone who really gets to the heart of Mr. Spock's heritage
heritage
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Heritage: Where it all began - woman??!!
Misogyny:
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misogyny: When you run late for your annual pap smear and they won't fit you into the schedule.
award
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Award: Just before b-ward
Hospital:
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hospital: when the water hose splatters water all over you
splatter
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splatter: When gossips ceaselessly chatter and their venomy words go everywhere
classic
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classic: deciding the sweater set with pearls is really icky
sweater
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sweater: Someone who only eats SouthWest style food.
stylist
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stylist: names of kindergarten students with contagious eye problem
contagious
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contagious: Someone who has such an aversion to the tags inside their clothing that they take scissors to remove all evidence of them.
polite
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polite: keilbasa sausage with less fat
sausage
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sausage: the number of years since a female pig's birth
female
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female: man with an iron (Fe) constitution = woman
dainty
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Wow you are all sizzling today! Meece-I am contagious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE tags in my clothes.
dainty: tea time in Denmark
swallow
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Swallow: A short wallow in pity and then you suck it up and move on
Pity:
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pity: feeling sorry for yourself when you can't have the apple pastry dessert
dessert
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dessert -- a dry-as-dust cake
cake:
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cake - what you have after being tossed about in a boat on stormy seas
jalopy
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jalopy: A cute way of saying that your girls don't match after you've have a lumpectomy and rads, usually followed by the word "sided"
bundle
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bundle: wrapping the yeast rolls up in a napkin to keep them warm
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