Wacky Definition Word Game

Astonish:  how Demi must feel every morning looking at Mr Kutcher

Handsome:

(edited to say whoops it is Ashton  )

purveyor: a perverted conveyor or supplier of groceries

mechanical 

chunk:  the sound my head makes when it hits the floor of the doctor's office when I see a needle in someone's hand, coming towards me. 

compare

preposterous:  what your butt looks like before chemo

compare

What happens when we have a cold snap on the West coast

confection

Wicker:  The type of clothing you wear when your antiperspirant gives out

geologist

Sediment:  When you aren't understood because of how you say it.  i.e.There was a difference between what you said and what you meant.

Postpone

sentiment:  The aroma given off by the pile of rose petals left on the table by your wilted Valentine's Day bouquet.

Postpone

oops... give us a new word, Meece

institute:

Everyone is too quick this AM!

bill: how you feel when you get the statement for your bilirubin test, not covered by insurance

institute: 

touchdown:  what all the doctors and nurses do to our boobs on every visit

doctor

reality:  a tiny amount of 'real life' that seeps into a fantasy world.  Often creates great disturbance in the progression of the fantasy

fantasy

pj--Fanta soda is still around up here in the Northeast.  I see Fanta orange and grape soda in the stores from time to time. 

doctor: the person who cuts's unecessary body parts off. This practice oriignated with animals, primarily dogs ears and tails and eventually included the removal of cancerous body parts. 

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