Wacky Definition Word Game

HelenaJ

Astonish:  how Demi must feel every morning looking at Mr Kutcher

Handsome:

(edited to say whoops it is Ashton  )

Eph3_12

no worries HelenaJ!

Handsome: instruction to DD when I have my head under the sink and need a tool of some sort!

purveyor 

celia088

purveyor: a perverted conveyor or supplier of groceries

mechanical 

pj12

handsome: good looking guy who is "so me" that you hand him his walking papers

chunk: 

NativeMainer

chunk:  the sound my head makes when it hits the floor of the doctor's office when I see a needle in someone's hand, coming towards me. 

compare

celia088

mechanical:  What my car mechanic named Al is

preposterous 

NativeMainer

preposterous:  what your butt looks like before chemo

compare

pj12

compare: achieving the desirable pear shape when you used to be an apple.

caliber  

Meece

What happens when we have a cold snap on the West coast

confection

Eph3_12

confection:conjugal visits @ Sing-Sing

wicker

Meece

Wicker:  The type of clothing you wear when your antiperspirant gives out

geologist

HelenaJ

Geologist:  man who studies how to get his rocks off (totally innocent comment)

Sediment:

Meece

Sediment:  When you aren't understood because of how you say it.  i.e.There was a difference between what you said and what you meant.

Postpone

pj12

sediment: what is left when the thoughtfulness of the Valentine's potted plant dies

sentiment: 

Meece

sentiment:  The aroma given off by the pile of rose petals left on the table by your wilted Valentine's Day bouquet.

Postpone

pj12

postpone: sitting around the  table after the beans and cornbread are all gone (corn pone for non-southerners

sentiment 

pj12

oops... give us a new word, Meece

Meece

(Are we having fun, pj?)  We need a word...your turn.

pj12

institute:

barbe1958

Postpone: Don't mail the bill payment just yet

Bill:

pj12

Everyone is too quick this AM!

Meece

institute:  The quick load air horn blowing upon the accomplishment of a touchdown at a football game.

Bill

pj12

bill: how you feel when you get the statement for your bilirubin test, not covered by insurance

institute: 

pj12

touchdown:

NativeMainer

touchdown:  what all the doctors and nurses do to our boobs on every visit

doctor

Meece

Touchdown:  Reward for a husband who turned off the game in order to give his wife undivided attention.

reality

NativeMainer

reality:  a tiny amount of 'real life' that seeps into a fantasy world.  Often creates great disturbance in the progression of the fantasy

fantasy

pj12

fantasy: sublimely happy with a Fanta orange soda...fantasy because you can't find it anymore!

doctor 

NativeMainer

pj--Fanta soda is still around up here in the Northeast.  I see Fanta orange and grape soda in the stores from time to time. 

doctor: the person who cuts's unecessary body parts off. This practice oriignated with animals, primarily dogs ears and tails and eventually included the removal of cancerous body parts. 

origin

pj12

origin: folding paper to look like a bottle of gin

etherial:

NM, I am coming to Maine! Well, maybe not right now :-) When it gets warmer.