Wacky Definition Word Game

artifact:  and oxymoron referring to facts which have been fabricated and are not real

coffee

elevator:  the magician whose specially is making young women appear to float in the air

silent

postulate:  what someone might say to you when your posts cross over, or when you post before noticing there's another page on the thread.  Source of great amusement and occasional confusion.

amusement

Canvas:  suggestion by wife to husband when he claims to not want to use condoms anymore

Vasectomy

appendectomy:  the addition built on the back porch for hubby to sleep in after he tries to bribe you with roses instead of having the surgery he promised

porch

recipe: the particular teepee that the meals are cooked in

hypocrisy

barbe... you mean the universal vasectomy story? :-)

antique:  the sound made by a very old old rocking chair 

(I happen to be sitting in a rocking chair, not an antique, but it's got that lovely little creak/squeak sound that I associate with my grandmother in her rocker--which is an antique and in need of re-caning)

rocking

chair: the warm mist rising from your pot of chai tea while huddled in your antique rocker

divan 

van: restriction on your teenage daughter over type of vehicle boyfriend can drive (ban the van)

vehicle 

Icicle: What I am on my Bicycle when it is very cold!

freezing