Wacky Definition Word Game

challenge: trying to use an English word for Challah bread

catapult

Competition:  A contest to see who has the biggest "rack"

marathon

commercial:  When a sentence runs on, and on, and on, seperated by lts of commas, to keep it going, and going, and going.

licensed

government -- Vern's impetus to keep going (groan, I know!)

impetus:

Quick:  What one's mind needs to be to keep up on this thread

thread

thread: how the student with a lisp read aloud

staccato 

sailor: Navy guy's come on.. "do you want to sail or.....?"

magazine 

Mischievous:  The woman crowned best car salesperson for Chevrolet

denizen

Meditate:  When you to take too much meditation like Vicodin, for pain

medicate

Ambulance: a long, movable stick with one end sharpened

pedophile:

pedophile -- someone who absolutely loves bicycling!

bicycle:

Barbe, what you've never seen a woman in a clamshell?  Especially one who must be at least 82, since her son has been in the military so long. I got tired of being all dressed up.  So I thought I'd change things up a bit.

Sarcasm:  A deep crevice in the earth's surface which houses HQ for all Search and rescue Missions (desperate words call for desperate definitions)

Alfredo

schizoid:  the kind of driving done on icy roads, usually resulting in a call to the insurance company

insulting