Wacky Definition Word Game
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coupon: cryptic note that says the government overthrow is a "go"
anxiety:
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Anxiety: Anger at your ex, but nervous about being single again
Single:
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Single: Breaking into song when the divorce is finalized
umbrella:
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umbrella: weird shadow suntan line created by poorly positioned beach parasol on girl named Ella.
parasol
I love the ex's definitions!
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parasol: twin boys
crash:
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crash: car accident caused by hot cigarette falling in lap
expunge
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Expunge: Getting rid of the ex's cologne smell in the closet
Closet:
(and no, my marriage is fine!)
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Closet: invented so DD can quickly stuff everything in it then "close it"
Invented:
ha ha ha barbe
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Invented -- swore silently
silence:
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Silence: always best for Son in law to remain in
Remain:
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remain: find a new "main" squeeze but keep the old house
replace:
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replace: move out of the old house into a new one.
regurgitate
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regurgitate: urgent impulse to spit out your second bite of fruit cake when you only choked down the first one to be polite.
dessert
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Regurgitate: trying not to swallow the mouth wash
Swallow:
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sorry PJ
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Dessert: what you should do when offered the 2nd piece of fruit cake
Swallow:
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swallow: wrapping the baby so poorly and so loosely that he is hard to find in all the bunting.
perambulator:
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perambulator -- babies doing wheelies!
carriage:
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Perambulator: escalator for mums
Seething:
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poop!!
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poop: posting out of place...
Oh, wait....that's not the word...
seething: looking at an item that makes you furious
furious
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very clever Towhee LOL
Furious: finding cat hair on everything
Carriage:
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carriage: age at which your baby graduates from being lovingly carried to having to ride in the stroller.
mature:
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mature: texting shorthand for "are you mated?"
yeah, lame, I know
shorthand
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shorthand: half-hearted obscene gesture
gesture
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LMAO!!!!!!!
Good one Towhee!
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gesture: explaining to the officer that your hand signal was given in jest, for sure.
brokerage:
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brokerage -- what you feel when you notice your bank account is 0
pillow:
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pillow: feeling so bad from your AI that you stay in bed with your head covered up
comforter
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comforter: chocolate, mac & cheese, chocolate, mashed potatoes with gravy, chocolate, turkey sandwiches, chocolate, fried chicken, chocolate, raspberry martinis, chocolate, french fries, chocolate . . .
chocolate
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